Blonde jokes!~

Why did the blonde have a bruise on her belly button?
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Name Views and CommentsDate
Roy Mathew Not even funny 9/15/2009
katarina cafola ha that happende to me !!!! 11/2/2007
blondie I dont get it (again) 10/17/2007
michael ha ha ha very funny............... NOT EVEN FUNNY THATS RETARTED 9/4/2007
!**WHITNEY**! i dont get it? p.s- i am a blonde! 7/5/2007
blondie thats really funny 7/4/2007
blondie I don't get it 8/7/2006
lachemy those were Hilarious i really liked them 6/5/2006
tobi that was weird but funny
5/16/2006
Bianca i hate to amite this but i dont get it 1/19/2006
Shaz That's pretty revoulting, but okay I supose. 12/14/2005
azzie i thouth that was really cool you should make other jokes 12/5/2005
Shaz That's kinda gross, but I stick with my theory on it being sort of funny. 11/19/2005
cugma why did the blonde cross the road so slow, because she didnt want to mess up her hair 11/18/2005
FRED HEARD IT AZILLION TIMES 11/17/2005
Shaz Fatina Maryam, I'll explain.
Why the couple is getting up to the dirty, adult business, the boyfriend mistaked her belly button for her down stairs female part. At least, I think that's what it means. Kinda gross.
11/8/2005
Shaz That took me quite a while to figure out, but now that I get it, I think it's really funny. 11/8/2005
Zach Beall Why did the blonde have square boobs?
Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
10/26/2005
rew funny 10/21/2005
Seina i thought it was okay but not that great 9/29/2005
Isabelle Lamont It was really BAD!! 8/26/2005
jen cuz her boyfriend is a blonde too 7/31/2005
adam what 7/7/2005
ben glassford that is not funny 7/5/2005
Fatima Maryam Are you a Blonde too? You must be, since your telling a dumb joke like that. 5/6/2005
Fatima Maryam Dont get it. It sounds dumb. 5/6/2005
rene I don't get it 4/2/2005
blondie11 wut the heck! that was horrible! 3/20/2005
AMANDA OKA THERE WAS THIS BLONDE SHE SAW THIS TV IN THE STORE AND SHE GOES UP TO THE CLERK AND SAYS CAN I BY THIS TV FROM YOU THE CLERK SAYS NO I CAN'T SELL THIS TV TO YOU. SHE GOES BACK THE NEXT DAY WEARING A RED WIG SHE ASKS THE MAN AGAIN CAN I BUY THIS TV FROM YOU THE MAN SAYS NO. SHE GOES BACK THE NEXT DAY WEARING A HAT SHE ASKS THE MAN AGAIN HE SAYS NO. SHE SHAVES HER HEAD AND GOES BACK THE NEXT DAY SHE ASKS THE MAN CAN I BUY THIS TV FROM YOU HE SAYS NO SO SHE ASKS HIM WHY AND HE SAID BECAUSE IT'S NOT A TV IT'S A MICROWAVE!!!!!!!!!! 2/24/2005
AMANDA OKA......THERE WAS THIS MAJIC MIRRIOR AND THERE WAS A BRUNETTE, BLONDE, AND A REDHEAD. WELL YOU HAD TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF THAT WASN'T A LIE (IN FRONT OF THE MIRRIOR), IF WHAT YOU TOLD WAS A LIE THEN THE MIRRIOR WOULD SUCK YOU IN. THE REDHEAD GOES THERE AND SHE SAYS "I'M THE SMARTEST" SHE TOLD A LIE SO THE MIRRIOR SUCKED HER UP. THE BRUNETTE GOES THERE AND SAYS "I'M THE PRETTIEST" THE MIRRIOR SUCKS HER UP. THE BLONDE GOES THERE SHE SAYS"UM......LET ME THINK..." SHE TOLD A LIE WELL BECAUSE BLONDES CAN'T THINK SO SHE GOT SUCKED UP BY THE MIRRIOR. 2/24/2005
ben jackson wooooooooooow, my blonde friend has a bruised belly button too 1/12/2005
Jerin Fields Do you like Jessica simpson. 1/1/2005
laura & melissa haha... not funny, i have two that r better:
1. Q: how do u know if a blonde is having a bad day?
A: if a tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil

2. Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?
A: "Hey look! Donut Seeds!!!"
12/29/2004
melissa i dont get it. 12/29/2004
ash duckworth i am a dumb blonde coz thats what brianna sayed 12/6/2004
Barbara i didn't get that and i'm a brunette 12/2/2004
kittykat i don't get it. 11/15/2004
Maggie I don't get the answer to the blonde joke above 11/6/2004
Angry reader I thought it was rude and uncaled for, that was an awful joke and I think it should be taken off the web 10/2/2004
lissy i dont get it
8/15/2004
hi! not so funny 8/15/2004
steven that jokes gay this joke rules though

a blonde walks into a bar what does she say



OUCH!
7/10/2004
chris blondes 5/13/2004
Courtney Diana Why did the blonde have TGIF on her shoe?

Toes go in first
3/31/2004
minty put the joke back in the joke book!!!!!!!!!! 3/28/2004
Lacy B/c it was dirty
3/24/2004
jessica wood it was great
3/24/2004
Sarah I dont get it...... im not a blonde 3/22/2004
Ur Mom Q:How Do You Kill A Blonde?
A:Put A Scrach And Snif At The Bottum Of A Pool!
3/22/2004
LACEY!! HEY BLONDES ARE NOT THAT STUPID!!!!!!! 3/17/2004
***=)***AND!! STUPID!! i ahve one just like that thats funnier!! 3/17/2004
katie Q:how do you make a blondes eyes twinkle?

A:shine a torch in her ear
3/14/2004
sweet_blonde kira,if blondes are SOO stupid why do so many people like Legally Blonde?Explain that. 3/13/2004
sweet_blonde Its stupid.I don't get it.I;m a blonde. 3/13/2004
Bridget I love it. It is cute 3/12/2004
lil bimbo she was born that way... 3/10/2004
Nemisis Lady I don't get it. 3/5/2004
Marie because her boyfriend was a blonde 3/3/2004
killer me neither 3/3/2004
the tank I'm not a blonde 3/3/2004
killer that's stupid 3/3/2004
the rank get a better joke than that 3/3/2004
kira the dumb blonde was so dumb that she studied for a blood test 3/2/2004
MELISSA B/C SHE WAS TRYING TO PICK ALL LINT OUT OF IT 3/2/2004
Austin Martinez I want to know why the pyramid soliatre is not letting me go on. 2/26/2004
WORSEL GUMMAGE I LIKE CUSTARD 2/25/2004
anonymous i'm not blonde 2/21/2004
another blonde blondes are not as dumb as ya'll make them sound.
atleast us blondes have a reason to be dumb but what is everyone elses reasons?
2/20/2004
playa hary ####is a fruit 2/12/2004
harry #### why did the blonde have a hary #### and think she was a girl?

she had a blonde doctor when she was born
2/12/2004
lashay who eva is single holla 2/12/2004
blondehata all yall have issues 2/12/2004
charity meagan u need to chill ok! there is a fine line between u and me iight dont be mad cuz yo momma is da fatest chick i know iight playa hata...dont be ashamed cuz u aint like me! 2/11/2004
fab-ul-ous Q why did the true blonde say is it mine?

A the dr.told her she was pregnate!
2/11/2004
meagan charitys mother is so fat -i roled over 6 tons an had 19 to go 2/10/2004
cheerios why did the blonde cross the road? she thoght it was the chickens day off! 2/10/2004
blonde anyone you makes a blonde joke is funkin stupid,cause blondes are talented and smart 2/10/2004
blonde hata all of yall have issues 2/10/2004
tj -vasquez why did the blonde kick the boy in the ****!? she felt he needed it to swell 2/10/2004
cherrios everyone that makes a blonde joke ut me cherrios are fukin gay iight playa! 2/10/2004
cheerios why did the blonde have a tampon behinde her ear? 2/10/2004
carly not a very good joke at all very boring indeed,i hope they dont base future comedians on these!!!!!!!!!!! 2/9/2004
jill a daughter was vcrying cuz hers siter called and her mom fies too 2/8/2004
gregie-poo why did the blonde have a bruise on her belly buttin??? 1/26/2004
me omg that was the stupidest joke i have ever heard 1/22/2004
alan the pimp IM a pimp 1/21/2004
alan your mama so stupid i told her to take the bepper she took the microwave

if u dont like this ur not a pimp so suck my dick
1/21/2004
alan how many blones does it take to change a light bolb


as many that can fit in a box
1/21/2004
Austin She does not have one 1/14/2004
izzy it sucked get a new one 1/14/2004
marli it isnt funny 1/9/2004
someone Im areally big fag
1/8/2004
Dennis Fumia Q: How does a phychic refer to a blonde.

A: light reading
1/8/2004
dennis fumio Q: What is a blondes favorite nursery ryme?

A: Humpmee dumpmee
1/8/2004
someone******** a pregnate blonde went to the doctor and asked "is it mine" 1/8/2004
mandy great job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 1/8/2004
Me why did the blonde wait by her mail box?

Because her boyfriend said he would eh mail her
1/3/2004
Marui blonde,brunette, and redhead jokes 1/3/2004
Kristen I dont really get it, lol! 12/15/2003
me not funny.... sorry 12/11/2003
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