Hawke Blames Tarantino Rumors

The latest gossip surrounding the break-up of Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman is that he only cheated because he thought she had cheated.

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Jack Jordan	"This itsy bitsy spider enjoys the water spout, so I'd never touch Maitreka's favorite vowels. We'ev always been just friends," Tarantino confided one rainy day. Though this avid director and sometimes pirate cannot deny that he finds Uma and her moves on the field of battle "bootylicious to the extreme" , he can easily understand Ethan's suspicions: "It is clear she never loved the man. Look into his eyes. Who besides his mother might? His accountant? Only for the right price and that has yet to be submitted." Uma claimed, as she has in the past, far more than cheating she prefers parcheezi, uno, and sometimes solitaire.	3/3/2005
Jack Jordan	Headline, Los Angeles: Hawkes wedding band found in an unopened can of ALPO. Treasure hunter Al B. Morosovich, part time psychic, while scanning the Santa Monica beach with his state of the art equipage struck upon an idea. "It came directly from a muse," Al cited. Hurrying to the Vons on Montana Avenue, he hurried to aisle five. Carefully choosing a can of ALPO, five rows back, he knew he had it. Although the can has yet to be opened, Morosovich avers that it contains the wedding ring accidentally discarded by Mr. Hawke while he secretly washed his face in his then girlfriend's dirty toilet bowl.	3/3/2005

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