Blonde vs. Brown

A blonde and a brunette fighting to see who is smarter.
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marissa im brunette and yes i do think blondes are dumb and thats the way it is. 3/29/2008
Ashley Luna IDk it was ok but anyone wan2 give me a call im free and i want it my number is 956 688 94673 haha gotch u
3/25/2008
LUCY IT WAS OK BUT I HAVE HEARD BETTER 11/7/2007
blonde I'm going to assume you're brunette...the funniest thing in your joke is the fact you spelt 'knew' as 'new'. This has probably already been picked up on but hey thought i'd bring it up again...it's about the funniest thing about the joke. Not that i'm offended by the odd blonde joke, that one was just appaling. 10/25/2007
fiona also who gives a toss its only a hair colour ! my new brown hair colour is totaly hot ! cant wait to show it off x 8/14/2007
fiona alot of people say blondes are like daft ! so i had bleached blonde hair and I dyed it bbrown with w big blonde flash its gorgeous and wont to back to blonde ! but Ive just kept a wee cheeky streak. blondes are meant to have more fun we will see 8/14/2007
Tawnie brunettes ftw, clearly blondes think they are "all that and a bag of potato chips" when really.. their not at all.. i dont even know why im on this.. its so pointless. 5/5/2007
Ciara That was a horrible joke. It doesn't matter if your hair was blonde or brunette, that joke was really bad. 4/14/2007
blondi! chanel what aloud of bull blondes arent dumb i know more brunnetts that are dumb than blondes

brunnetts are just sooo jelous because we are so much smater and hotter
12/13/2006
sky very random 8/22/2006
Britt Actually since the blonde hit the bottom frist she won the challenge. The brunette is smarter but the blonde won. 7/30/2006
Anthony puerto Rico Dude. Loves redheads and
girls with black hair. They are totally hot to me. Just goes to show you that not all guys are the same and
I'm puerto Rican.
6/4/2006
ninga uz brunettes r all juz jealous of us sxc blondes 5/29/2006
Amber Blondles are not that dumb. 5/26/2006
K-9 now i aint blonde but i think blondes aint dumb 5/4/2006
K-9 but blondes r hot 2
5/4/2006
K-9 i like brunettes cause most but not all blondes r ugly 5/4/2006
jeffy blonde is a yellow race, not white 5/1/2006
real white man that right, blondes are not white natually, there are only mixed, and it's not blonde vs brunette, it's, blonde mixed with white Vs white 5/1/2006
mexican Blondes are mixed with mexicans, that why some are white, natually blondes have a yellowish red freckaled face race that is not being distinguised 5/1/2006
lue wel im blonde and im soon goin brown annnnd when i do i will tell use all if blondes do hav more fun!! xxx 4/10/2006
daniel bloundes rule they would out match brenetes any day 3/8/2006
brunettesrox! Brunettes rule!!!!! 1/16/2006
not a blonde all of u are so stupid you all make me laugh! I guess you all are blondes, so stop fighting! 12/22/2005
Shaz BLONDER, albinos have pink eyes. 12/14/2005
chelalicia im so confused 11/15/2005
Shaz Amanda, your a bit of a (mean word, which I'm not that low to say, even though a brunette would be), but your joke is funny. 10/26/2005
Shae Whitwell Shania, just cause that one blonde didn't do her job
properly, doesn't mean all blondes are stupid.
I think blondes are smarter because they don't think your intelligence relies on your hair colour, unlike brunettes.
10/26/2005
Doesn't matter You people are pathetic. Especially you brunettes. Are you really that low that you have to make fun of others just so you feel better? Okay, so lots of people are going blonde, that's their choice. And this whole "if you're a blonde you're a trashy hoar" makes no sense. Are you really that low to make something up like that? I'm not against brunettes because I have lots of brunette friends but I just find it dumb that people like you have to make fun of others just cause they have better hair. 10/18/2005
Brunettes suck You "smart brunettes" must be real idiots to think that just because you have a certain hair color you have a certain intelligence.

And excused me? If you're a blonde you're a dirty? If you're a brunette you're not? F' all of you idiots. The reason for that thought is probably because when guys think of someone they want to spend the night with, they don't think of ugly girls plain jane hair with nothing special about them.

Oh my, my. Are you just jealous because no one seems to notice you? Because you just blend in? Because you want to be noticed for once in all the magazines? Becuase you want all of the guys?

Ha. Too bad. Live with you're uglyness.
10/17/2005
Brunettes suck If you brunettes were so "smart" then you would have figured out that you're intelligence doesn't depend on you're hair color. 10/17/2005
shania xox i agree deeply and mentally...blondes dont think.. i hired a blonde for a babysitter once and i found my youngest 2 year old son eating dish soap! Ladies.. if you want to get a real job.. go brunette! and if you want a boyfriend who loves you for who you are.. go brunette! 8/7/2005
scott Blondes are so average looking..and not to mention dumb as a door knob! they arent even pretty anyway.. who needs BLONDES! 8/7/2005
cha cha hahahahahahahqahahahahahahah ok ok ok it's was great! 8/5/2005
Holly Why do brunettes always write nasty things about blondes and talk about how trashy they are? Because they're so low, they have to find something wrong with everyone else. And people remember, a pretty face will win over hair color. Geez! 7/7/2005
jess I'm a blonde and i'm real sick of everyone calling us stupid. and anyone who is so low to have to make blonde jokes are the real stupid ones. 7/7/2005
Fatima Maryam NOT FUNNY AT ALL. IT IS MEAN, AND DUMB. IT IS A BIT CONFUSING TOO. 5/6/2005
peter I saw that one coming 5/2/2005
christina i went blonde and felt cheap n trashy i never got asked out and i felt so common,so i went back brunette and as soon as i came out of the salon i got asked out every man i meet prefers bruneetes and they dont like blondes because they unorginal so there u go brunettes are better!!!!!! 4/11/2005
laura blonde hair looks like puss 4/11/2005
SARAH catherine zeta jones, natalie imbruglia,jennifer lopez,liz hurley,victoria beckham,jennifer love hewitt,jennifer aniston,courtney cox,jessica from the film honey,christina milian,kelly brook,katie holmes,kiera knightley,salma hyek,penelope cruz,halle berry,rachel bilson from oc,mandy moore,angelina jolie...... all brunettes n gorgeous BRUNETTES RULE!!!! 4/4/2005
adam im a guy and i only ever strictly date brunettes,they r so sexy,sultry and exotic i find blondes boring and average u can always find a blonde there 2 common i like my ladies special and unique. a brunette every time!!! 4/4/2005
hot brunette oh and just another thing ive checked most of the messages from the guys on here and they all like brunettes best so i rest my case if there ever was 1!! 4/1/2005
Amanda NICKY69 NEEDS TO GO SOMEWHERES AND STOP HATTEN ON ALL US HOT BRUNETTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 2/24/2005
Amanda OKA BRUNETTE HAIR DOES NOT LOOK LIKE POO!!! ALL YOU BLONDES ARE JUST MAD CAUSE BRUNETTES ARE SMARTER
2/24/2005
Amanda I think that was a very stupid joke but it was still funny! did you ever hear the one about the pearl plastic tampon? well this blonde jumps off a building and the brunette asks why and the blonde goes i was seeing if the pearl plastic tampons really did have wings? she says they don't work though because I couldn't fly!!!lol P.S. I'm a real brunette !!!!! REALLY!!!! 2/24/2005
melissa i dont get it..... 12/29/2004
teehee194 brunettes look good.with or without clothes 12/15/2004
brunete lover IAM in LOVE with ALL BrunetteS ! FROM A CARING MAN WHO hot 12/15/2004
dumblond hmmm hanah growngberbg that name sownds femerler.. 12/15/2004
unknowndude Let's say that Blonde and Brunette where in the dictionary.

The defenition of a blonde-Bubbly, well at least thinks she is, flirty, because she's in compotition with the brunettes, and dumb, because she just IS!

defention of a brunette-smart, wise, just is that way, always IS HERSELF..

Let's just say that blondes are posers...
And Brunette's...well they don't need labels...
12/15/2004
mizze b Poonettes suc ma baben azz. -----------Mizze B 11/22/2004
Kevin F. Blondes and Brunettes are equally pretty. I am a guy, and I have dated all different colours. It's almost racist to fight about hair colours! I betcha in the future, it will be!!!! 11/22/2004
Some girl oh my god, why does everyone make such a big deal about blondes and brunettes, the inside is the only thing that really counts! 11/22/2004
xox_brit_xox Hi my name is Brittany and I am a blonde. I do not like all this sh*t about blondes being dumb. I am a blonde, and I made it through university and I am now a teacher in Florida. What I think about the dumb blonde thing, is that when people say that blondes are dumb I think that the first blonde on earth was dumb, any one agree with me??? Thanks....Brittany Walton xox 11/13/2004
BLONDER Blondes look like albinos 11/13/2004
miss b this joke wasn't even funny, it made no sense. ha ha ha. not. 8/24/2004
someone nicky69 is a loser! 7/20/2004
Nicky69 I am a female blonde woman and I am not a happy camper. Brunets shouldnt get all the attention because it makes them look like their some popular cheerleaders which most cheerleaders are Blonde. Duhhhhhhhhh! I hate brunettes brown is an ugly color its the same color as poo. yucky........................ 7/20/2004
definition3 suits the colour yellow, and should try and stop fighting with everyone. redheads suck 7/20/2004
definition2 Brunette-
Suits bright colours, like 'Fire Engine Red!", which looks great with dark tanned skin! Try not to get in fights with blondes, lets get the world to change alright ladies?-From a caring Blonde
7/20/2004
definition1 Blonde:
Suits the color pink and baby blue, should always keep in touch with close friends , and not fight with the other colour of hair so much, start studying in school more often, and show them all that your not dumb!-Definition from a caring Brunette
7/20/2004
definition3 Definition of a Redhead
very competitive, but doesnt always win, very tough, fiesty, but also likes to relax at times while reading a nice romantic book during the summer. Admires people who have redhair (ANY PEOPLE!) They sure are proud of their hair colour thats for sure!
7/20/2004
definition2 Definition of a Brunette
Flirty,Boogie Babe,Loves to sit out on the beach and add onto her last summers tan, admires hott guys like, Vin Deizel, Justin Timberlake, and Eminem but wants to be alot like a J-lo. Loves to dream about guys and it always happens in the future
7/20/2004
definition1 Definition of a Blonde:
Dumb at times, love to flirt, really admire other blondes like Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson. Some blondes arent really dumb, they just use it for stratigies, like 'Holly' off of Big Brother 5! But is that stragigy really help her in the game?
7/20/2004
hornydesire i am a guy. i dont care about chicks fighting about hair color! im just hear to find out how chix masturbate! i dont no? 7/14/2004
nancy a matter of fact blondes do have mustaches too, you cant see it its all white, their even hairer then us brunettes, redheads and black haired chickS 7/8/2004
Abby-Gaile hey yall. iam blonde. and i am proud to be. now i want all you blondes who read this, to pat yourself on the back, ive got some jokes to kill all brunettes:

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair color?
Because it matches their mustache

Is it true that blondes have more fun?
No, blondes have ALL the fun!

now blondes, wut i want you to do is tell ALL brunettes these jokes and it will drive them nuts! maybe their hair will turn grey, and their mustache TOO! haha
7/8/2004
angry blonde AS YOU KNOW, IAM BLONDE, AND ANGRY. I CANNOT STAND ALL OF THESE JOKES ON THE INTERNET. ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO, ME AND MY BLONDE FRIENDS WENT OUT PROTESTING WITH SIGNS SAYING THINGS LIKE, "NO MORE DUMB BLONDE JOKES" AND LIKE, "WE ARENT DUMB, WERE JUST LIKE YOU!" NOW I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT OUR PROTESTING DID NOT WORK, THERES A LESSON FOR YOU, IGNORE THE WORLD
7/8/2004
blond babee i am blonde. i believe that blondes have wisdom they just don't show it. wait a second, i should know, IAM BLONDE! at least im smart enough to remember what color hair i have! at least i passed highschool! AT LEAST I WENT TO UNIVERSITY, AT LEAST IM A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7/8/2004
hanna my name is hanna. ive got blonde hair. i agree with the brunets. blondes are dum i am blond and im kind of dumb . i have friends who ar blond and there dum too. who cares. whats wrong with being dum? at least that i admit it, not like some! 7/8/2004
shayla my theory is: the first blond on earth was dumb, so its just a tale thats not true 7/8/2004
Nicolette I agree with 'Name' . I know so many girls who want to be blondes which women with blonde hair should be proud of. I am a brunette and I have absolutly NOTHING against blondes. I wish someone would just settle this stupid argument and get things over with! 7/8/2004
Name Okay, I don't believe one is smarter than the other. Just because you have a different hair color doesn't mean you are smarter than a person. I mean anyways 80% of blondes are actually brunets. So, if any of you brunets are making jokes, go ahead make fun of yourself. 6/4/2004
cometoMAMA sean...i feel sad for your hair

anyway I'm brunette and loving it
blonde guys are the WORSE turn-off

5/29/2004
Scott Hello! My name is Scott! Iam 16 years old. I rescently dated a blonde! It was the worst date EVER! She was beautiful, but dumber then EVER! She asked me if I could pass a napkin so she could dry her water proof jacket! What an idot! 5/15/2004
brenda i love the story up at the top:) 5/15/2004
howie hello people. id like to say that i am a male. now woman, i will settle your fight! i went to work and asked all 430 men if they prefer women with black, brown, red or blonde hair, most votes were brown! 5/15/2004
none huh..whhopps wrong pg. 5/15/2004
hot guy i dont like blondes there ugly im a guy 5/15/2004
crazytobeyou CAROL! you suck! ever heard of TRYING something NEW?Shows how dumb YOU are! Thats not even a real email! 5/15/2004
brunette blondes suck! their so dumb and i feel so bad for them! eww! they remind me of albinos! 5/15/2004
Nat hey silverpuss! i phoned your number and i talked to you, goldenpuss, bananapuss and cutiepuss! i liked you, but my fav was cutiepuss, you should make a websight for them?PS-silverpuss, do you have a hotmail account?mines hockeychick__02@hotmail.com....BYE!!!mwa mwa MEOW! 2/23/2004
silverpuss72 elo elo mi namz casey here me meow. iam a REAL live kitty kat. i can type fastly watch me type MEOW i like boy kitties and my oner has blond hare. i am from usa. calaforna and i am a kitten 2/23/2004
chowmzjaczon i bet that jennifer chick is a blonde 2/22/2004
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2/22/2004
Jennifer All NATURAL hair colours are nice. Anyone who believes that having a certain hair colour has any effect on intelligence, is obviously severely lacking intelligence themselves. Blonde seems to be the most critisised hair colour. Maybe people should realise that when they think of "blonde", they're thinking of FAKE blonde. Natural blonde is beautiful, just like all other natural colours, as I said. People who hate blondes are just trying to be unique by rebeling. It just makes you look like another version of typical. Why don't you losers just get over the pigmentation of the dead crap coming out of your heads? 2/17/2004
ashanti ooops i messed up its:::

your hips, your style i, love it when u look at me baby, ur lips, your smile i, love it when you KISS me baby, and i cant deny i, love it when im whichu baby!
2/16/2004
ashanti your hips your style i....love it when you look at me baby, your lips, your smile i, love it when you look at me baby, and i cant deny i, love it when im whichu baby! 2/16/2004
hornybrunette hey i am a brunette and im sooooooooo horny. i like having sex. curtis is right, brunettes are better in bed! 2/16/2004
brownhater i hate browns 2/16/2004
curtis hey buzzle! i think this is really cool how theres a blonde vs. brunette thing here. myself, im on the brunette side, cuz im a guy, i got brown hair myself, and brunettes are hotter, better in bed and awsome dancers! blondes are just plain DUMB! 2/16/2004
ALICIA HELP ME! IN SCHOOL I AM HAVING TROUBLE. THE REASON IS BECAUSE IAM A BLONDE AND IM NOT THE SMARTEST STICK IN THE PILE. EVERYONE THINKS THE REASON IM NOT DOING WELL IN SCHOOL IS BECAUSE IM BLONDE! IAM TRYING TO CONVINCE THEM THAT HAIR DOESNT MATTER BUT NO ONE LISTENS! I TOLD MY MUM ABOUT IT AND SHE SAYS THAT WE SHOULD'NT BE WORRYING ABOUT THAT BECAUSE IM ONLY 10 YEARS OLD! IM REALLY STRESSED OUT! IF I GET EVEN MORE STRESSED MY HAIR WILL TURN GREY, AND NO ONE WOULD CALL ME A DUMB BLONDE ANYMORE, THEY'D CALL ME A GRANNY! HELP ME!!!!!!! 2/16/2004
markis_36 hello. my name is markis. i am a blonde. i usually have difficulty in mathematics. thats why people start all this blonde crap and they don't understand that some people just aren't as smart as some other people. hair does NOT matter! 2/16/2004
blonde quoter Crazy Blonde Quotes!
-I am blonde, here me B*tch!
-I am boobylicious
-I am not dumb just I dont think properly!
-blondes have more fun out of skool cuz when were in skool we cant think and when were out of skool we have loads of homework that we skip instead and have fun



hahahahahaha
2/15/2004
homozsuck homosexual u are right! blondes do suck! but homosexuals suck even MORE! 2/15/2004
homosexual blondes are totalley stupid like myself mysister and my brother are gay blonde imbasells 2/15/2004
imnoddawhore blonds are no whorz 2/15/2004
blonde im blonde 2/15/2004
niki niki is my name. i like 2 play da game here my boobies bounce so high thats the way blondes play the game 2/15/2004
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