Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Kids, don't try this in China.
Comments on article "Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes"
Name Views and CommentsDate
A nony mouse Fun nei! 11/11/2009
Mike Hunt thats pretty cool :p 6/8/2009
Meiling This made me laugh a lot! But in real Chinese it is pure gibberish. XD Nice job! I wouldn't mind hearing more of this. 1/12/2009
LiesSecrets15 is this even real? 4/14/2008
$exy T this is too funny 3/20/2008
Leish This is funni 2/20/2008
Sam PRETTY-GOOD-PRETTY-GOOD 2/21/2007
JOC haha
very funny
WHO THINKS OF THIS?
1/12/2007
aas funny tords the middlehorrible at he end 7/13/2006
Tai Ni Po Ni HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GET MORREE!!! 5/3/2006
Angelus Your good 5/1/2006
Zac Deitrick Hilarious!!!!! 4/10/2006
bec its so funny my dad loved it 11/24/2005
Doglover Hilarious! 3/6/2005
gfhgfhjcfh This is the best thing ever!!!! 1/21/2005
luke i think you have displayed your chinese very easily and begginers can learn it fast but however there needs to be a little bit more info thanks 7/16/2004
sergio chen is fat 6/2/2004
talya 1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Ma
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
8) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
9) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
10) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
11) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
12) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great .................................... Su Pah
10/30/2003
talya Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
10/30/2003
Iwannahump Thats a good oone! my favorite one is the washing car one! haha!! and t he no pah king one! o well it is hilarious but it may be offensive 10/26/2003
E.... J...... Nice...Vaiw ee Vaiw ee nie ce 10/18/2003
erica this was hilarious! 10/14/2003
j........... so funny Haaaaaaahaaaa lol (^-^) 9/15/2003
Ai Am Mei Excellent good humor 9/13/2003
S what did the chinese call the dog that'd only dropped one ball
wun hun lo
9/2/2003
jessica Very funny
8/27/2003
conner speaker 8/26/2003
trisha that is hilarious~!!!!! 7/26/2003
Jake F funny 7/23/2003
Jake F good 7/23/2003
Mr. Bean Very cool but wai all the mun chin 7/3/2003
Ling whai yu so mea anh toh Chinese pe pho ??? 6/6/2003
someone Whats ya problem 5/1/2003
teresa this is relly cool i am going to give u ceretet for that 4/23/2003
Liv Opps.......Ut O 3/19/2003
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