Twisted Nursery Rhymes

Nobody ever sung THESE in gradeschool....
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jj Peter Puffer puffed a peck of pickeled peckers,if Peter puffer puffed a peck of pickeled peckers how many pickeled peckers did Peter Puffer puff??? 8/28/2003
KrEgStEr jack and jill,
went up the hill,
to have a barber que,
jill that dill,
got high with a pill,
and slept on top of the grill...
8/26/2003
DeeBo There was an old woman who lived in a shoe she had so many children her uterus fell off

Andrew Dice Clay
8/20/2003
laura heard them all b4 8/11/2003
Nikki #1 These are hilarious 8/8/2003
laughandahalf there was a little girl
who had a little curl
right in the middle of her forehead
and when she was good
she was very very good
and when she was bad
she got a fur coat, jewels and a sports car
7/27/2003
laughandahalf Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
had scramble eggs for breakfast again
7/27/2003
Tracie There once was a man from Vandoo who fell asleep in a canoe he dreamed of venus, played with his penis and woke up with a hand full of goo! 7/17/2003
HBP add vis: mary had a little thing, she wondered wot it woz. she had a closer look 2 find a tranny yes she woz. 7/10/2003
Amanda Ahaha... aweskum.

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Fondeling her spiders and snakes

Dressed in black leather,
Her love on a tether,
Frightened the children away.

Her reign was though, short-lived
For when the padded room's walls dimmed
Miss Muffet soon met up with fate


Ahaha, just a little something I wrote to add to the fun times.
7/6/2003
slim is gay Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and dropped his fly and jill said i dont wanna 6/16/2003
Kari oh my god those nursery rhymes were outrageously funny but i hope no little kids get to seeing them 6/5/2003
mike you guys do not know how to make up dirty nursery rhymes.All of them blow. 5/31/2003
Mandi Harvey Hey diddle Diddle the cat did a piddle, all over the bedside clock!
he little dog laughed to see suck fun and then died or electric shock!
5/27/2003
Amanda mary had a little lamb, she fed it on cream crackers, everytime it dropped a crumb, she kicked him in the knackers 5/25/2003
ob1 georgy porgy is the best 5/21/2003
Cookie meh. 5/19/2003
Clark Kent these are funny!! :) 5/17/2003
no name they arent funny 5/16/2003
none i dont like the cuss words 5/16/2003
Captain Crunch little miss muffet sat on a tuffet smoking an ounce of weed, along came a spider and skinned up beside her and sold her a kilo of speed!!!! 5/14/2003
aidan Funny 5/3/2003
matt, jimbo this r cool 5/1/2003
MUFC no#1 Fan Hey didle didle the cat did a piddle all over the kichen floor the little dog laughed to see such fun so the cat did a little bit more. 4/29/2003
slim jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marajana jack unzipped his fly and jill said i don't wanna jack and jill went up the hill to do something that i would to 4/22/2003
KLS Mary had a little lamb,
The Doctor was surprised.
4/17/2003
DM_Shadow riiiiiiiight, that is intersting...I think 4/13/2003
fred great stuff 4/11/2003
precilla haha...how funny tite poems
4/9/2003
BAD BOIEEEE Brad, you really need hooked on phonics dude... 4/9/2003
Danny *YaWn* when are you guys going to make up somthing funny? 4/8/2003
amy seager they where funny and there should be more 4/2/2003
samantha kraft this was the best ever and made my hole class laugh 4/2/2003
courtney thats funny all of them and i really like them lol 4/1/2003
Anna Little Miss.Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way along came a spider and sat down beside her and said "Whats in the bowl B***H 3/22/2003
Cow-return(= OH my Gosh how funny!! 3/14/2003
jessica great really funny gross but funny keep them coming guys 3/13/2003
matt old king cole
was a sinfull old soul
and a sinfull old soul was he;
he called for his pipe,
and called for his weed,
and called for his f*ckers three
3/9/2003
nacanieli i was sent by the ministry of education ,
to encourage copulation,
in order to uncrease the future population.
3/6/2003
Tyler Meister mama bear and papa bear were walkin' through the forest, mama bear asked papa bear if he would eat her porridge. Papa bear said sh*t b**ch you must think im crazy, so get down on your dirty knees and suck this bear-ass dick. 3/6/2003
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