| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| jj |
Peter Puffer puffed a peck of pickeled peckers,if Peter puffer puffed a peck of pickeled peckers how many pickeled peckers did Peter Puffer puff??? |
8/28/2003 |
| KrEgStEr |
jack and jill, went up the hill, to have a barber que, jill that dill, got high with a pill, and slept on top of the grill... |
8/26/2003 |
| DeeBo |
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe she had so many children her uterus fell off
Andrew Dice Clay |
8/20/2003 |
| laura |
heard them all b4 |
8/11/2003 |
| Nikki #1 |
These are hilarious |
8/8/2003 |
| laughandahalf |
there was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead and when she was good she was very very good and when she was bad she got a fur coat, jewels and a sports car |
7/27/2003 |
| laughandahalf |
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, had scramble eggs for breakfast again |
7/27/2003 |
| Tracie |
There once was a man from Vandoo who fell asleep in a canoe he dreamed of venus, played with his penis and woke up with a hand full of goo! |
7/17/2003 |
| HBP |
add vis: mary had a little thing, she wondered wot it woz. she had a closer look 2 find a tranny yes she woz. |
7/10/2003 |
| Amanda |
Ahaha... aweskum.
Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Fondeling her spiders and snakes
Dressed in black leather, Her love on a tether, Frightened the children away.
Her reign was though, short-lived For when the padded room's walls dimmed Miss Muffet soon met up with fate
Ahaha, just a little something I wrote to add to the fun times. |
7/6/2003 |
| slim is gay |
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and dropped his fly and jill said i dont wanna |
6/16/2003 |
| Kari |
oh my god those nursery rhymes were outrageously funny but i hope no little kids get to seeing them |
6/5/2003 |
| mike |
you guys do not know how to make up dirty nursery rhymes.All of them blow. |
5/31/2003 |
| Mandi Harvey |
Hey diddle Diddle the cat did a piddle, all over the bedside clock! he little dog laughed to see suck fun and then died or electric shock! |
5/27/2003 |
| Amanda |
mary had a little lamb, she fed it on cream crackers, everytime it dropped a crumb, she kicked him in the knackers |
5/25/2003 |
| ob1 |
georgy porgy is the best |
5/21/2003 |
| Cookie |
meh. |
5/19/2003 |
| Clark Kent |
these are funny!! :) |
5/17/2003 |
| no name |
they arent funny |
5/16/2003 |
| none |
i dont like the cuss words |
5/16/2003 |
| Captain Crunch |
little miss muffet sat on a tuffet smoking an ounce of weed, along came a spider and skinned up beside her and sold her a kilo of speed!!!! |
5/14/2003 |
| aidan |
Funny |
5/3/2003 |
| matt, jimbo |
this r cool |
5/1/2003 |
| MUFC no#1 Fan |
Hey didle didle the cat did a piddle all over the kichen floor the little dog laughed to see such fun so the cat did a little bit more. |
4/29/2003 |
| slim |
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marajana jack unzipped his fly and jill said i don't wanna jack and jill went up the hill to do something that i would to |
4/22/2003 |
| KLS |
Mary had a little lamb, The Doctor was surprised. |
4/17/2003 |
| DM_Shadow |
riiiiiiiight, that is intersting...I think |
4/13/2003 |
| fred |
great stuff |
4/11/2003 |
| precilla |
haha...how funny tite poems
|
4/9/2003 |
| BAD BOIEEEE |
Brad, you really need hooked on phonics dude... |
4/9/2003 |
| Danny |
*YaWn* when are you guys going to make up somthing funny? |
4/8/2003 |
| amy seager |
they where funny and there should be more |
4/2/2003 |
| samantha kraft |
this was the best ever and made my hole class laugh |
4/2/2003 |
| courtney |
thats funny all of them and i really like them lol |
4/1/2003 |
| Anna |
Little Miss.Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way along came a spider and sat down beside her and said "Whats in the bowl B***H |
3/22/2003 |
| Cow-return(= |
OH my Gosh how funny!! |
3/14/2003 |
| jessica |
great really funny gross but funny keep them coming guys |
3/13/2003 |
| matt |
old king cole was a sinfull old soul and a sinfull old soul was he; he called for his pipe, and called for his weed, and called for his f*ckers three |
3/9/2003 |
| nacanieli |
i was sent by the ministry of education , to encourage copulation, in order to uncrease the future population. |
3/6/2003 |
| Tyler Meister |
mama bear and papa bear were walkin' through the forest, mama bear asked papa bear if he would eat her porridge. Papa bear said sh*t b**ch you must think im crazy, so get down on your dirty knees and suck this bear-ass dick. |
3/6/2003 |