| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| James |
mary had a little skirt, the
splits went up the sides,
everywear that mary went,
the boys could see her thighs,
mary had another skirt
the split went right up the front
but she didnt wear that one very often. |
2/14/2006 |
| hotchilly |
the ones in the comments are so funny |
1/17/2006 |
| hotchilly |
dusty yours is the funniest |
1/17/2006 |
| Frederick |
made me giggle, but were disturbing!
|
1/17/2006 |
| leanne |
mary had a little lamb she thought it very silly, she threw it up into the air n caught it by its...willy was a watchdog sitting on the path, along came a bee and stung him up his....ass-k no questions tell no lies, i saw a policeman doin up his...flies are a nuisance, bees are worse, and that is the end of my silly little verse. hehe |
12/10/2005 |
| leanne |
funneh rhymes man!!! |
12/10/2005 |
| ashley Mathews |
funny as hell |
12/7/2005 |
| Dusty |
You missed this one; Hickory dickory dock,
This chick went down on my c**k,
The clock struck one,
She swallowed my c**,
And I dropped her off on the next block. |
12/4/2005 |
| Roshhi |
You Guys are ferral and when your mommy finds out about this she'll want to see you |
11/21/2005 |
| The Egg |
Oldies but goodies! LMAO! |
11/19/2005 |
| jackie |
funny....some are ...not all though lol |
10/28/2005 |
| Ben Williams |
Jack and jill went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack got high unzipped his fly
And jill said i don't wanna. |
10/12/2005 |
| Ben Williams |
Awesome. |
10/12/2005 |
| loz |
excelent make more!!!! |
10/11/2005 |
| sddh |
excellentay |
10/11/2005 |
| breanna |
these are great |
10/10/2005 |
| Jacob Smith |
these are so hilarious im having a riot with my friends just reading them |
10/10/2005 |
| Shonay |
These are really good can you get more |
10/7/2005 |
| Theresa |
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe
catch a jock where he grows
if he hollers let him go
in the place where your food goes! |
10/7/2005 |
| meg |
lol..not to bad but you kinda need to learn how to make the words match or sum'n |
10/4/2005 |
| danny |
they are funny |
9/21/2005 |
| k&n |
we love it duh. its awesome. |
9/16/2005 |
| portuguese KING |
there was an old lasy who lived in a shoe she had so many kids her uturus fell out |
8/1/2005 |
| Miguel |
jack and jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter jill came down with 2.50$ |
8/1/2005 |
| Kim |
Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on her tuffet,
With her legs spread open wide.
Along came a spider,
Which sat down inside her,
And said "Dang, Ho, Your Coochie's Wide!"
|
7/31/2005 |
| alison |
they make me exited |
4/12/2005 |
| kirandeep |
these are funny and turn me on |
4/12/2005 |
| kirandeep |
funny |
4/12/2005 |
| Kay |
Tickle me tickle me you know where.
Under the kilt, in the hair,
and if you dont tickle me in the right place
I'll lift up my skirt and piss in your face. |
4/7/2005 |
| Kevin |
LMMFAO |
3/27/2005 |
| Sara |
Those were great |
2/1/2005 |
| pluck c |
heres another one "jack and jill went up the hill to get a little nasty,jack poked the wrong hole, jill said oh no.when he asked why, she said you didnt ask me |
1/23/2005 |
| chilana |
very funny |
1/22/2005 |
| shelley |
ther was a mouse called keith who circumsized boys he didnt do it for pleasure but 2 get the cheese underneath |
1/19/2005 |
| Skittles |
Roses are red pickles are green i love your legs but whats in between |
1/3/2005 |
| donna H |
these are the funniest things i have ever read |
1/3/2005 |
| thedwyer00 |
Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds an whey.
Along came a spider,
Which sat down beside her,
And said "What's in the bowl Bitch!?" |
12/1/2004 |
| shanta |
thats tight man i give you props on that one thats funny |
11/30/2004 |
| Azzlee |
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marjawana Jack got high and droped his fly and said do u wanna Jill said yes and droped her dress and then they had some fun Silly Jill forgot her pill then they had a Son!!!! |
11/4/2004 |
| lex |
it's straight |
10/11/2004 |
| Krystal |
I dont think some of these ryme but thatsok they are still funny especially jack and jill |
10/8/2004 |
| unholy_infidel |
true classics!!! |
8/26/2004 |
| sarah baliey |
i think all of these poems r great, i am trying to think of my own, i really like this site, but everybody get some dirty dirty ones on, thanks |
8/24/2004 |
| laura |
hi send me more |
7/6/2004 |
| sarah priestley |
their good jokes |
6/6/2004 |
| nachuck |
they are very funny i swear a little pee came out |
5/25/2004 |
| Stefanie |
Jack and Jill went up a hillto smoke some marijauna jack got high zipped his fly and said do you wanna jill said yes dropped her dress but stupid jill forgot the pill so now they have a son named dill |
5/19/2004 |
| pooop |
hahahaha |
5/18/2004 |
| Erialz |
mary had a lil lamb it ran away from her..lil boy blue was watchin his sheep and said tis one aint are's so he took it back to lil mary and said here u go she said thank u sir then began to blow!!..hahaha..stupid mary |
5/13/2004 |
| LIREA |
Lol..ythis is so funny |
5/13/2004 |
| Ariel |
This is os freakin funny im gonna be taken these to school! |
5/11/2004 |
| bailey |
theses were funny hahaha |
5/6/2004 |
| pearl |
very funny. I like the adult version |
5/6/2004 |
| Jowj |
Roses are red
Violets are blue
stinks
So do you |
4/30/2004 |
| abby |
these r hilarious! |
4/21/2004 |
| tom.k and sam.m |
roll roll roll your dope twist it at the end light it up,take a puff past it to your friend |
3/5/2004 |
| Jenn |
haha |
3/1/2004 |
| JIM |
I HATE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
1/23/2004 |
| bob |
hello |
1/16/2004 |
| alan |
hi rose |
1/16/2004 |
| angie |
mary had a little lamb,
it followed her to sleep
the lamb turned out to be a ram
now mary is full of sheep!!!!! |
1/14/2004 |
| dick |
u r all sad nobheads i hate u all |
1/6/2004 |
| guess |
oy no name wots rong wid smokin fagsa u basket |
12/12/2003 |
| dick |
who the hell is Andrew Dice Clay??????? |
12/5/2003 |
| alan |
i thick u are all nobs coz no 1 will talk 2 me! is there only me in the world who likes alan rickman he's the guy who plays snape in harry potter!!!!!!!!!!!! |
12/5/2003 |
| Alan |
he he he he he |
12/5/2003 |
| vbdg |
u werent say in that while licking my twat last nite no name + didnt complain while Andrew Dice Clay was watchin |
11/11/2003 |
| Tim Donahey |
there once was a snoodle who lived in a shoe, he had relations with a poodle and didnt know what to do, so he found an old noodle and sat in his box while he searched on google for three hens and a fox. I dont know who you are but i like your godlen goose, i dont know who you are but i want to pet you like a moose, i dont know who you are but u want to nail you in the caboose. |
10/31/2003 |
| Talia |
Bloody brilliant-boys liked them bit gross |
10/30/2003 |
| swifthill |
Mary had a little car and it was painted red
Everywhere that Mary went
The cops picked up the dead |
10/28/2003 |
| roro |
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each carrying a dollar and a quarter, Jack came back broke,Oh that Jill, what a ....! |
10/28/2003 |
| mercedez |
ive herd them all be for |
10/27/2003 |
| marinda/twinky |
hahaha these are so funny add more |
10/24/2003 |
| Alan |
hi leaf alan rickman is going 2 take of the world coz hes EVIL HA HA. iam in dt its laura a said hi does any1 else want to talk 2 me? turtles 4eva!!! |
10/23/2003 |
| boerd |
wrt sum mor thn sum 1
cos ive eard these |
10/22/2003 |
| Try n guess |
Yes Turtle lover is leaf hi linzi wot u do'in?
wen is Alan gonna take ovr the world thn |
10/22/2003 |
| Alan |
alan rickman is going to take over the world with he's sidekick emma thompson WHO IS TURTLE LOVER IS IT LEAF IF SO HI LEAF :-) |
10/21/2003 |
| alan |
Alan Rickman is GOD!!!!!!! |
10/17/2003 |
| IMFKNBORED |
Somebody shot me |
10/7/2003 |
| ash |
they were great! |
10/6/2003 |
| Ryan |
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke some marajuana,
Jack got high zipped down his fly and asked Jill if she wanna,
Jill said yes,
Lift up her dress,
And then they had some fun,
But silly Jill forgot the pill,
And now they have a son. |
10/4/2003 |
| Ryan |
Roll roll roll your joint,
Twist it at the end,
Light it up and take a puff,
And pass it to a friend. |
10/4/2003 |
| nicole |
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack got high,
and dropped his fly,
and said do you wanna?
Jill said yes,
and dropped her dress,
and then they had some fun.
Silly Jill,
Forgot her pill,
and now they have a son!!! |
9/27/2003 |
| JoSh |
twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are , shine upon the parking lot , as i lick my girlfriends twat. |
9/24/2003 |
| tetsuo |
Akira |
9/22/2003 |
| Shit head |
Funny
|
9/22/2003 |
| JNM...JNF |
Peter Pipper Wacked his pickle, peter pipper pulled to hard that pickle juice stained his yard, and stunk up the air, peter pipper went to the fair where he wacked and pulled until it became bare, now it is raw, red, and bare his pants are tight with no room to spare, because peter pipper tugged and pulled when he was too old. |
9/16/2003 |
| JA9 |
I always see you when I'm dreaming that is why I wake up screaming. :-O |
9/16/2003 |
| JENNA & JA9 |
I want to hold you in a sweet embrace but PLEASE dont take that paper bag off your face! |
9/16/2003 |
| Jenna & J9 |
Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow, mary past a butcher shop but the lamb went by to slow! :-P |
9/16/2003 |
| Jenna & JAnine |
Roses are dead vilotes are too he is mine and not for you and if you try to take my place Ill take my fist and punch your FACE!!!!! :-O |
9/16/2003 |
| JEnna & jANine |
Your hair is soft
your eyes are like gold
but I think your foundation is starting to mold. |
9/16/2003 |
| JENNA & JANINE |
ABCD LSD
Gummy Bears are chasing me!
one is red and one is blue
one is also chasing you!
ABCD LSD
Next time wont you trip with me? |
9/16/2003 |
| noone |
jack and jill went up the hill
to have some hanky panky
silly jill forgot her pill
now theres little frankie |
9/16/2003 |
| MoNgOoSe |
Jack and Jill went up the hill, they each had a quarter. Jill came down with fifty cents. think they went for water? |
9/14/2003 |
| sasha |
funny need more bad ssstuff |
9/14/2003 |
| Pamela |
hey ur poems r too good keep it up gurl |
9/9/2003 |
| 9er |
old mrs. jubbered went to tha cubard to get tha dog a bone.....she bent over and ROver To0k Over....and she got a bone of her own
-Andrew Dice Clay
|
9/2/2003 |
| heygirlz |
abraham lincoln was a good old man
he jumped out the car with his dick in his hand
he said exuse me ladies im doin my duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty
|
9/2/2003 |
| heygirlz |
i hate u
u hate me
lets hang barney from a tree
with a nine milimeter
point it at his head
pull the trigger now hes dead |
9/2/2003 |
