| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| annomous 2 |
mary had a little lamb...
that will teach her to sleep in the barn! |
11/2/2009 |
| JJ |
Miss Marry Mac, mac, mac.
All dressed in black, black, black.
She has a knife, knife, knife.
Stuck in her back, back, back.
She cannot breathe, breathe, breathe.
She cannot cry, cry, cry.
That's why she begs, begs, begs.
She begs to die, die, die. |
10/31/2009 |
| Maryyjane2469 |
Lil MiSsSsSs Muffettt Satttt Onnn A Tuffetttt, SMOKINnNn Her Bong N' Pipe...Along Came A Spider Who Sat Down Beside her who was already high as a kite!
haha i like my way better! |
9/21/2009 |
| kaitlin ik |
HAA! |
9/20/2009 |
| Norma |
I effing love these rhymes! Much much much much better than the originals! |
8/31/2009 |
| tookie |
little boy blue
hey he needed the money |
8/19/2009 |
| Aurora |
Holy sh!t. xD These are genious. I nearly spit out my soda laughing. :D |
8/19/2009 |
| Marina Sioux |
I love you
You love me
Barney gave me HIV
It started with a kiss
but then he wanted more,
damn that horny dinosaur. |
7/20/2009 |
| Devin |
Ol' mother hubbard went to her cupboard, to kill her dog with a gun, the little dog laughed cuz he was a sport, then he ripped out her throat out for fun! |
7/11/2009 |
| Mikki |
Wee Willy Winkle ran through the night, but I finally caught him and did him right. He screamed and squirmed and put up a fight. I soon found out why, cause boy was he tight. |
6/25/2009 |
| Sheba |
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a peice of ass.
Jack fell down and
Jill went around
So they did it in the grass.
Thats what my grandfather taught me. |
6/8/2009 |
| Peteer |
I hate Po, Po hates me
Tinky Winky shot Dipsy with a 9inc Gun that went to his head
Gutted Lala Dipsys dead! |
5/16/2009 |
| Xx3ITCHyxX |
i hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney will a bang bang shot and a body on tha floor no more stupid dinosaur! |
5/8/2009 |
| jimmie 2 shoes |
when in dobt scream and shout but when indeed smoke some weed |
4/23/2009 |
| jimmie 2 shoes |
i came out side to clear my mind so light a joint and lets un wind |
4/23/2009 |
| BabyCakes |
Bob The Builder,
Can We Fix It?
Bob The Builder,
No It's Fxked! |
4/21/2009 |
| Jess |
Joy to the world, the teacher's dead. we barebeque'd her head.
Don't worry bout the body we flushed it down the potty and round and round it goes, and round and round it goes, and round and round and round it goes. |
4/17/2009 |
| mayfield |
i love you you love me
lets go out and kill barney
with a shotgun
bang bang
barney on the floor
no more stupid dinosaur |
4/11/2009 |
| SQUIDlover1 |
run you no good squid |
4/11/2009 |
| Chloe |
i hate you you hate me,
lets get together and kill barney,
with a rope around the neck and a bulliet through the head,
lets go celebrate cause barneys dead |
4/3/2009 |
| Chloe |
i love you,
you love me,
barney gave me HIV,
with a knife in the back and a gun in the head,
dont tell the children that barneys dead! |
3/27/2009 |
| Meg |
mary had a little lamb, she thougt it was quite silly
she threw him up into the air and caught him by his
Willy was a watch dog, sitting onte grass
along came a bumble bee and stung him up the
ask you no questions, i'll tell you no lies
I saw a police man do up his
flies are a nuncience, bee's are the worst
and that is the end of my little verse |
3/20/2009 |
| Aleexx |
Loo - Loo Had A Baby She Called Him Sony Jim,
She Took Him To The BathRoom To See If He Could Swim,
He Swam To The Bottom He Floated To The Top,
Loo-Loo Got Excited And Caught Him By The..
HairCut Shampoo Ring The Barbers Bell
If He Doesn't Answer Tell Him To Go To..
Hey There Say There, How About A Kiss
Hey There Say There, What Comes After This |
3/14/2009 |
| Angiepie101 |
More More More! hahahahaha
Oh and for the freak that said i dont like the cuss words... Get off the site! And if you dont like the "Ryhmes" you should get off the site as well |
3/7/2009 |
| Tyrell W |
I loved them. I have another one. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bottle of Whiskey. Jack fell Down and broke the Crown. But Jill was still fillin friskey. |
2/28/2009 |
| josh |
that was funny |
2/11/2009 |
| Larissa |
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke sum marijuana jack got high n dropped his fly n said do yah wanna jill said yes and dropped he dress... then jill fell down n licked his crown n jack came cumming after! |
12/17/2008 |
| ONE |
The best i guess |
11/20/2008 |
| Charles&&Nicole |
wow. me n my bf agreed that the first n the second ones wer by far the best. an the other one about the OTHER lamb.
either way, all um wer absouly GREATT |
9/16/2008 |
| Thuggz Bunnii |
jack and jill went up the hill
so jack cud lick jills fanny
jack got a shock n a mouth full of cock
cuz jill was a pre-op tranny |
7/25/2008 |
| chicka |
Abraham licoln was a good oh man he jumped out the window wit a d*ck in his hand he said excuse me lady im doing my duty so pull down ur pants n give me some booty! |
5/27/2008 |
| noneofyour |
Some were funny but some were stupid. |
4/16/2008 |
| Karen Sharp |
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack got high and pulled down his fly
And said "do you wanna?"
Jill said yes and pulled up her dress
And then they had some fun
But silly Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son
|
4/7/2008 |
| Beckie and Chlo |
dis woz good, the jack and jill one was well good but everyone should stop trying to re-invent a new one as they all sound the same. |
4/1/2008 |
| Joker |
that is pretty funny but
little boy blue was lame |
3/20/2008 |
| Maranda |
ok Ben Williams why did u type that that is so stupJack and jill went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack got high unzipped his fly
And jill said i don't wanna.id and dumb |
3/19/2008 |
| Maranda |
WOW girl you are good they are sooo funny to My fav is Old Mother Hubbard |
3/19/2008 |
| Em |
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Stupid Jill forgot her ill and now there's little Frankie!!
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck, she took it 'round the corner to teach it how to fry some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea, the more you eat, the more you drink, the more you wanna Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock, up jumped Jaws and bit off his cocktails, ginger ale, 40c a glass, if you don't like them,shove it up your ask no questions, tell no lie, I saw the boogeyman doing up his flies are nasty, bugs are worse. This is the end of my silly little verse. |
3/6/2008 |
| IVORY |
I thought this was GREAT LMAO |
1/31/2008 |
| its me john |
thats funny |
1/25/2008 |
| johh hardgas |
nice need more |
1/25/2008 |
| AAAA |
Good rhyming, but the Old Mother Hubbard sounds ALOT like a song by Del Tha Funky Homosapean ... coincidence? |
12/26/2007 |
| TNT |
Now this is the kind of poem everyone should love!!! |
11/13/2007 |
| billy hunt |
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
said sod it, hes just an egg. |
10/19/2007 |
| simon (simple) |
Simple Simon met a Pieman going to the fair
Said simple simon to the pieman
Give me all your pie, or ill smash your face in! |
10/19/2007 |
| bambi |
they are awesome there needs to be more though it really makes me chuckle lol!!! |
10/17/2007 |
| lloyd munk |
jill and bill woke up late at night to hear the next doors neighbours dog barking, Bill said i carnt stick this im going to sort it out he came back up 5 mins later, jill said what did u do about it, he said i put it in our garden see how they like it |
10/13/2007 |
| cybergirl |
funny....didnt get the last rhyme |
8/28/2007 |
| Brenda |
Does anyone remember who sang that 'little miss muffet.... what's in the bowl b- - - h" song? I have been beside myself for years trying to remember. I'd appreciate ANY info! Thanks! |
8/26/2007 |
| FrankY J. |
jack and jill went up the hill both with a buck and quater jill came down with 2.50 |
8/17/2007 |
| !! bitch !! |
ha..ha love these |
8/12/2007 |
| Joker |
Ask your moyher for six pence to see the new giraffe
Standing on his hind legs and falling on his
Ask your mother for six pence.... |
8/12/2007 |
| JEREMY |
FUNNY AS HELL |
7/24/2007 |
| whitney g |
these songs are funny as crap whoever made them up heck yeah! |
7/3/2007 |
| alyssa |
tick tack toe three in a row barney got shot by a g i joe mama called the doctor and the doctor said oops barneys dead shot in the head |
6/30/2007 |
| kevin |
Great jokes, never laughed so hard in all my life, thanks |
6/26/2007 |
| norty gal |
mary ad a little ram his fleece was white as snow whenever he was really really bad she gave him a blow |
6/22/2007 |
| center |
they were very funny thay made me freinds laghf |
6/13/2007 |
| um...... |
i love u u love me barney gave me h i v with my m16 i shot him in the head lets all clap now barney's dead |
6/13/2007 |
| anon |
you re all ...... in a head |
6/9/2007 |
| Robin Banks |
Mary had a little lamb whos fleece was dark as charcol, when it used to jump the fence, sparks flew out of its asshole. |
6/7/2007 |
| Ben Dover |
i love you, you love me, Barney gave me HIV so i went to the doctors feeling sick all because of Barneys Dick. |
6/7/2007 |
| the don |
"jak nd jill went up the hill so jak culd suk jills fanny jak gota shok nd a mouth full of cock cuz jills a fukn tranny"
-lol priceless |
5/20/2007 |
| sandra |
oh wow my fav one was old mother hubbard |
3/3/2007 |
| ur momma |
them r really funny |
3/2/2007 |
| samantha |
oh god this is funny! |
2/27/2007 |
| Steven |
fckin funny |
2/27/2007 |
| kelly |
i must admit they were kinda kwl. |
2/24/2007 |
| dogb |
there once was a genuie with a 20 foot wenie and he showed it to the lady next door. she thoght it was a snake so she beat it with a rake now the geniue has no wenie anymore.lol these jokes ar funny |
2/15/2007 |
| r dog |
HAHA thats funny i like it i hope u make more |
2/15/2007 |
| Sam |
Nice |
2/13/2007 |
| t.k |
awsome |
2/13/2007 |
| gorilla girl |
that was funny |
1/12/2007 |
| Ifrah |
funny...lmao!!! |
1/10/2007 |
| johnny boy |
best stuff ever hahahaha loved it |
1/9/2007 |
| mr.b.j.moore |
oil paintings of gallions at sea
for sale if your intrested in buying made to order oil paintings the order line number is 0191 5109101 |
12/5/2006 |
| thomas |
little lamb
very funny ten out of ten we need more jokes like this |
12/5/2006 |
| brian moore |
very funny thank you |
12/5/2006 |
| Shaun |
There was a man from calcutta
who had a wank in a gutter
a woman walked by
got spunk in her eye
couldnt believe it wasnt butter |
11/23/2006 |
| Shaun |
There was an old man from China
Who wasnt a very good climber
He fell of a rock and broke his cock
and know he has got a vagina.
There was an old woman from China
Who was a very good climber
She climbed up the rock and found his cock
And shuved it right up her vagina. |
11/23/2006 |
| bubbles |
jack and jill was good but not the rest |
11/1/2006 |
| jak nd jill |
jak nd jill went up the hill so jak culd suk jills fanny jak gota shok nd a mouth full of cock cuz jills a fukn tranny |
10/19/2006 |
| micel jblackson |
nice |
10/7/2006 |
| 1212564789 |
your all horrible |
8/19/2006 |
| pissed_girl |
uh, do you really think this is funny?
well if you do your a big idiot!
there's nothing funny about this!
these jokes don't make any sense
at all!
they are green
that's what they are |
7/30/2006 |
| done |
dutch your poem aint funny |
7/28/2006 |
| ghtgfth |
funny |
7/24/2006 |
| dutch |
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each had a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty.
They didn't go up for water! |
7/20/2006 |
| Jill |
ABSOLUTLY AMAZING!!! LO..OMFG..L |
6/24/2006 |
| hot surfer aimz |
lol lol hope no lil kids read dat
lol common heard most of these
|
6/23/2006 |
| hot surfer aimz |
My freind billy
Had a ten foot willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
and hit it with a rake
And now its only 4 foot 4 |
6/23/2006 |
| david |
why arent you making knew poems. |
6/12/2006 |
| stev |
nice poems
|
6/1/2006 |
| mandi |
Mary Mary Quiet Contrary, trim that bush its so damn hairy.. |
5/21/2006 |
| krista |
Mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
she put them in a water bed
to see if they would f--- |
5/19/2006 |
| courtney |
those waz the funniest joke i ever heard |
5/17/2006 |
| richerd holsing |
funny as bob |
4/27/2006 |
| katrina |
i love youre poems |
3/28/2006 |
| Skaineh |
I love you you love me
Barney gave me HIV
It was just a hug but Barney wanted more
I got raped by a dinosaur |
3/19/2006 |
| James |
mary had a little skirt, the
splits went up the sides,
everywear that mary went,
the boys could see her thighs,
mary had another skirt
the split went right up the front
but she didnt wear that one very often. |
2/14/2006 |
