Da Blonde

A question for all da none blondes out der.
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Markdood88 Oh WOW! Lame! I Thought of a better one. LOL! How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a twelve foot deep pool! LOL! Sorry to all you blondes out there! OOH OOH! I got another! OK so there is a room with for corners... Santa is in one corner, the Easter Bunny is in another one, the Tooth Fairy is in one corner, and a SMART BLONDE is in the last corner. There is a pot of gold in the middle of the room. OK... who gets to the pot first? TRICK QUESTION! NONE OF THEM EXIST LOL! 7/15/2009
Lilian Thats the stupidest joke ever and learn how to spell. 5/14/2007
heyitsmeagain wasn't funny! 2/16/2007
sooooooo yup funny 9/23/2006
Dark Damsel OMG THIS IS so funni...NOT! 7/13/2006
MARISSA OKAY THATS CHESSEY!!! 7/9/2006
Mean Blondle Some blondes are know not to do that. We are not dumb most of the time. I am a Blondle and i am mean. 5/26/2006
Shaz hahaha...no 2/6/2006
Shaz Mrs Bumstead is funny.
And Lisa pull your head out of your but and get a life.
11/8/2005
Shaz I don't get it. It'll probabiy be funny if I did though. 11/8/2005
sezz hahahahaha so funny....that'd probably work for the vain blondes!!!! 10/31/2005
shelby the cratch and sniff sticker one is better!!!!! 10/18/2005
jen i dont get it? 7/31/2005
Calisha 4rm S.A Hi calisha m name is also calisha but i'm 4rm south africa c and i was wonderin if u cud tell me wat our name means ?
i've tried to do research but no find anyding plzz dankie that mean thankyou in my home language k
7/23/2005
a blonde that was gay 7/7/2005
calisha lisa you stuck up little ho i bet yah your not even blonde!
if there were no mirrors in the world yud be lost!!
6/10/2005
calisha why you try'na be black ho?? 6/10/2005
Terry I can't believe it. It was funny. 5/28/2005
Lana that was not funny 3/25/2005
blondie11 no no no it is how do you drown a blonde.......you put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!!! 3/20/2005
ally i dont get it :S r blondes sposed to understand these jokes? 1/22/2005
blonde@heart what? i dont get it. 12/29/2004
lisa tauscher hi im lisa and i love to be a blonde because guys pay more attention to you then brunettes, and black wich hair, gurls at my schhool love my hair and they are jelous some girl wanted to beat me up because of my blonde hair and because i stoll he boy frind
12/14/2004
Yo Daddy That was pretty funny you need to work on it though. 11/16/2004
????????? ha ha not funnie 8/15/2004
knumb okay that the lamist joke i've ever heared lamer than my spelling which is pretty lame soo uhuh yeah get that out of there 6/20/2004
lila Reflection? 3/17/2004
moi Good joke, blondes are dumb 10/24/2003
tom two blondes walk into a building



u think 1 of them would have noticed
10/14/2003
Tootie Frootie This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. First of all, blonde jokes are down the toilet with racial jokes and Priest/Rabbi jokes. Second of all, the answer to the question is "Put a scratch'n'sniff sticker at the bottom." Dumbass. 10/13/2003
Mrs Bumstead One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "Hey, what setting do I use on the washing machine?"

It depends,"I replied."What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb....
9/30/2003
Alfred E Neuman [quote]Well im a blonde and personally your "joke" was GAY! I mean please, you can't even spell THE! what is DA??[/quote]

Yo, he's from North Joisey! You got a problem wit' dat?
9/30/2003
Bttrswtkiss Well im a blonde and personally your "joke" was GAY! I mean please, you can't even spell THE! what is DA?? 9/10/2003
funny man slam the toilet seat on her head 8/18/2003
candyfloss im a blonde if i could i would fight u all 8/13/2003
a blonde i dont get it 7/27/2003
Linda its a good site, but why do u guyz have so many jokes on blondez! 7/17/2003
hatafata ha ha thats so stupid. 7/16/2003
Micheal coool man I think your site was what I was looking for.keep up the good work! 7/15/2003
Tatu rules put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. 7/12/2003
emma y r theres all about drowning blonds
6/28/2003
Draker more random jokes, but awsome ass Sight. Keep it up! 6/27/2003
N e t t y How do u drown a blonde?

U put a mirror under da water.
How do u down a blonde?
U put a mirror above the water bed
How do u doggy a blonde?
U put a bone behind her.


6/25/2003
N e t t y How do u down a blonde?
U put a mirror above the water bed
6/25/2003
Eamon Alvero Why all these jokes 'bout blondes for Pete's sake! 6/21/2003
sarah or 'put lipstick at the bottom'. that's the one i have heard! i have one: a blonde and a brunet fell off a tall buildin', which one landed first?
the brunet because the blonde had to ask for directions!
6/16/2003
Dixie What a name Jakie Knolf, that's another joke, your mom & dad must be on crack! 6/10/2003
Jakie Knolf uhmm... i don't get it?
ha ha
6/10/2003
a non-blond Why don't you change the word blond for Black or Jew? Is that funny?
6/3/2003
no!!!! okay???????????????????? 5/22/2003
hoochie okay you think that's funny? you'r momma's so fat she stepped on a dollarbill and made change
5/22/2003
shantel that's gay
5/22/2003
ha ha you could also put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. 5/21/2003
A Better Anwser you put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
5/19/2003
cindy If you want some real good blonde advice visit the Chick for Chic Chicks archives at TheWeirdcrap.com - Not the new ones, the old ones by a chick named Melissa. 5/18/2003
ignatz what's dumber than a blonde anywhere?a redhead on baywatch. 5/15/2003
Lillty Schwarer Pretty funny 5/4/2003
Jenny Ha Ha funny at least we try to save the mirror. 4/23/2003
YOU STUPID 4/23/2003
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