| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| ChocolateCheese |
Ur mums so fat that when she sat on a game cube it turned in to a game boy |
12/9/2009 |
| ChocolateCheese |
Ur mums so ugly that she entered an ugly compation and the said "sorry no professionals" |
12/9/2009 |
| london all dai |
your mum is so fat when she jumped in a swimming pool the water jumped out! |
12/5/2009 |
| london all dai |
your mum has more skid marks in her pants than a formula 1 race track! |
12/5/2009 |
| london all dai |
your mum is so dumb she stared at a orange carton for 2 hours just because it said consentrate. |
12/5/2009 |
| london all dai |
your teeth are so yellow when you smiled at the priest he said holy light! |
12/5/2009 |
| Aarth Patel |
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctor said hey! thats my phone number |
12/2/2009 |
| Kendal Cannon |
Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
your mum is like a phone first she was virgin then pay as you go and then she was free!Your mum is like a TV. even a 2 year old can turn her on
your mum is soo stupid she spent 2 hours looking at a orange carton jst because it said concentrate
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
these will make them want to comit suicide |
11/30/2009 |
| Ash |
yo mama so fat that when it started to rain she started to cry and change the whole system and make hamburgers come down instead |
11/30/2009 |
| EBBY |
Yo mamma so fat she got baptised in marine world! HA!
your momma is so hairy she got KING KONG out of buisness!
your mamma's armpits are so hairy that it looks like as if she got Bob Marley in a Headlock! HA |
11/30/2009 |
| Tommy |
Lol nice ones |
11/20/2009 |
| Dude |
yo mama's like pacman twetyfive cents and she gets all the balls she can eat. |
11/17/2009 |
| loki |
that was so hiloarous about the pigien one!lolololololololololololololollolololololololol |
11/13/2009 |
| matt |
your mummas so fat wene she was in the middle of the road i treid to swerve around her and i ran out of petrol |
9/24/2009 |
| matt |
your mummas so small that she treid to commet suicide of a curb |
9/24/2009 |
| YO MAMA |
yo mama so ugly she said bloody mary 3 times and bloody mary said I aint comin out |
9/6/2009 |
| NOT SAD |
i garantee dat none of u loosers hav girlfrends
ill tell u sad ppl a joke ...
wot did da girl say wen u asked her out...NO |
8/25/2009 |
| raj |
yo mama is so black someone shot her an the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight |
7/31/2009 |
| FoShizzlelLiz |
your mama so skinny she holla hoops with a cherrio |
7/22/2009 |
| teddiberra |
yo mama is so nasty when i asked what was for dinner she nieled down and opened her legs and said tuna suprise dig in! |
7/8/2009 |
| Jack |
Ur so cold u went to the north pole in a bikeeny |
6/29/2009 |
| Nicole |
your mums so dumb that she took a juigsaw puzzle pack to the store and sed it was broken |
6/28/2009 |
| shane |
your mums so fat she bunje jumped and toke the bridge with her |
6/28/2009 |
| Ruggerro |
I LOVE NICOLE MCLEOD! |
6/7/2009 |
| Ruggerro |
You're so dumb when you threw a rock at the ground you missed! |
6/7/2009 |
| Ruggerro |
Your so short when it rains you are the last one to know! |
6/7/2009 |
| Ruggerro |
Your mommas so ugly when she entered an ugly competition they said "sorry no professionals" |
6/7/2009 |
| lewis.b |
yo momma so fat when shes sits on a bike she needs a new pair of tyres |
5/22/2009 |
| ZZ topz |
ur mum so fat she takes posters not pictures |
5/17/2009 |
| Aidan |
yo mama so poor that when some one rang the bell she stuck her head out the window and sed ding dong |
5/17/2009 |
| gangsta kid |
your mamas so fat that when she jumped in the grand canyon she got stuck |
5/12/2009 |
| zerp22 |
your mum is so ugly she made the devil read the bible |
5/6/2009 |
| zerp22 |
your mum is so fat she went to the army with your dad and a tank shot
your mum and your mum said who throde the paper |
5/6/2009 |
| zerp22 |
your mama is so fat she sank the titanik |
5/6/2009 |
| "DDDA |
your mama is so fat she sank the titanic |
5/6/2009 |
| BeShE ZoLuN |
simple all ur moms are fat SIMPLE |
5/6/2009 |
| hooligan |
UR MUMS SO FAT SHE PLAYED POOL WID DA PLANETS |
5/6/2009 |
| nicole |
your moma is so fat when she tried dancing she literally brought the house down |
4/29/2009 |
| ur mum |
hahahahahahahahahahur mum so fat she made godzilla look like an ant |
4/28/2009 |
| pud pud 2 |
yeh people go shank ur self its pud in da house |
4/26/2009 |
| lee |
youll goood |
4/24/2009 |
| x.Tinchy.x.B |
Ur mums so stupid she tried drowning a fish
ur mama so small she does backflips under her bed |
4/16/2009 |
| gaangsta kid |
up yours benjamin |
4/15/2009 |
| benjamin |
these aren't even funny |
4/15/2009 |
| Guess Hu |
Im Funny Mate, xMe. Me. Mex and Sarah's is the funniest. |
4/12/2009 |
| YayaToureYahye |
Yo Mama Is So Old When They Told Her 2 Act Her Age She DIed..
R.I.P Lol |
4/11/2009 |
| yo mama |
yo mama is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus the bus done a wheely! |
4/9/2009 |
| sharpay1231 |
yo mama is so hairy when she went in the shop the shop keeper said no dog's aloowed! |
4/9/2009 |
| tesia |
ur mamma is so hairy that she needs a lawn mower to shave her back |
4/9/2009 |
| tesia |
some of there r really funny but some are really messed up |
4/9/2009 |
| gangsta kid |
everybody gangsta kid has the best cusses in the world so stay tuned for some more cusses! |
4/8/2009 |
| gangsta kid |
your mama is so fat every time she spins around its her birthday |
4/8/2009 |
| amy b |
i love tom elson from amy b |
4/1/2009 |
| Yo Mama |
YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT THE TOILET BEING FLUSHED WAS A PORTAL TO THE NEXT DIMENSION |
3/30/2009 |
| Yo Mama |
yo mama is so poor i told her to take out da trash and she walked out.
Yo mama so ugly she said bloody mary three times and bloody mary said 'i aint comin out' |
3/30/2009 |
| Ruritar |
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool people said šTsunamIš |
3/29/2009 |
| Abdi |
your mama is so blick when she was in a night club they marked her absent |
3/29/2009 |
| jimmy 2 shoes |
yo yo you mama so fat when she walk past the tv i miss four series |
3/24/2009 |
| dw |
u fakin waisss mann go gett a life |
3/19/2009 |
| BeShE ZoLuN |
yo mom is so fat dat she rollerblades on double decka buses |
3/10/2009 |
| junnyboy11 |
ur mum is so ugly when i told her to take the trash out she moved houses |
3/3/2009 |
| Kaz n Taz |
your mamas teeth r so yellow and bright it took the sun out of bisness |
3/1/2009 |
| Tarun |
your mumas so ugly she made the onion cry |
2/28/2009 |
| mo4lyf |
ur mums so dum wen she heard it waz chilly outside she ran out wid a spoon |
2/7/2009 |
| mIgHtYwInD768 |
your mother she is so fat she likely often watches anime |
1/30/2009 |
| luf |
yo mom is such a person of color that she gots junk in her trunk |
1/30/2009 |
| imgay |
whats bmp's favorite sport?
boxing lol |
1/30/2009 |
| NOTFUNY |
wow [not rorsach] you're really insecure pathetic and sad and i think you should probably be permabanned |
1/30/2009 |
| momma |
wow momma you're really insecure pathetic and sad and i think you should probably be permabanned
|
1/30/2009 |
| Fat Mom |
heyyy folks.. fat mom here again. and i hate my life |
1/30/2009 |
| Docevil |
Folks, your mother is so fat , that I married her. I wish I was dead folks. |
1/30/2009 |
| joker davidgbe |
you mama is so fat when she goes on a scale itt says to bee continued |
1/26/2009 |
| 5Y3D |
LISEN TO THIS...YO MAMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE JUMPED OFF A MOUNTAIN PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS RAINING MALTESERS! |
1/1/2009 |
| ismail |
i love yall jokes keep it coming |
12/29/2008 |
| Cheekiii Biatch |
1..I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception!
2..Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
3..Yo Mammas so stupid she stared at a carton of juice just cozz it sed from concentrate. |
11/24/2008 |
| Zam |
Boo! Hiss! Boo! When r we gonna read good jokes! |
11/11/2008 |
| enz |
ur mums teeth r so big peeple try landing eroplanes on it |
10/30/2008 |
| enz |
i went 2 ur house and i doted out a ciggerate on the floor an ur mum yelled hu turned of the light |
10/30/2008 |
| SOLIDS NAN |
SOLID'S MUM IS A FAT SLAG |
10/29/2008 |
| taylor -liltay |
yo family so poor that when i went in yo house i accendentally steped on a roach and yo family start singing clap yo hands stomp yo feet thank the lord that we got meet |
10/17/2008 |
| fannybasher |
your mama so stupid when i said the drinks were on the house she went to get a ladder |
10/11/2008 |
| ying yang |
yo mama so stupid she thought tiger woods was a forest in india |
10/11/2008 |
| stef |
your mum is so dumb and fat, she thinks there are only 3 letters in the alphabet -KFC |
10/11/2008 |
| stef |
yo mama is so hairy when she had a wax she lost half a ton |
10/11/2008 |
| louise |
if u want more cuses from me just say "more cuses louise plz" and i will give you the best cuses that u will crack up laughing |
10/10/2008 |
| eLiLma |
Yo mama is so poor she uses coupons in the 99 cents store! |
10/6/2008 |
| eLiLma |
yo mama is so poor i stepped on a skooter and she came out and yeLLed "hey, get off our family car!" |
10/6/2008 |
| D.D.L |
YOUR MUM IS SO DUMB SHE LOCKED HERSELF IN TESCO AND DIED OF STARVATION |
9/11/2008 |
| lz |
your mums glasses are so thick when she lokked at amap she could see people waving |
9/5/2008 |
| chinnamillion |
mmmmmmmmm some of them were funny. especially the one with the birthday |
8/31/2008 |
| yusuf |
all of u muva fukrs go fuk urselvs and all ur cusses r shyt brigit |
8/20/2008 |
| cal is gaiy |
fuk u u gaiy bustards fuk urselves muva fukrs! |
8/20/2008 |
| brigit |
yo mamas so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
yo mamas so fta the highway patrol made her wear CAUTOIN WIDE TURN
YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE STEPED ON A SCALE AND IT READ ONE AT A TIME PLEASE
YO MAMAS SO FAT EVEN HER CLOTHES HAS STRETCH MARKS
yo mamas so fat she got hit by a parked car
yo mamas so fat she had to buy 2 airline tickets
yo mamas so fat you had to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side
yo mamas so fat when she sat down everybody thought there was a train coming |
8/17/2008 |
| brigit |
yo mamas so fat she triped over 4th street and lande on 12th
yo mamas so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized |
8/17/2008 |
| brigit |
yo mamas so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up
yo mamas so fat people jog around her for exersize
yo mamas so fat she was laying on the beach and people was saying FREE WILLY
yo mamas so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people wass saying taxi
lol |
8/17/2008 |
| brigit |
yo mamas so fat she thought a toothbrush was a airbrush |
8/17/2008 |
| brigit |
yo mama so poor she didnt have enough money to buy intelligence |
8/17/2008 |
| brigit |
heres a joke for you
yo mamas so fat she made earth sink |
8/17/2008 |
| sam |
yo mama so disabled not even disabled cant be dat disabled |
8/16/2008 |
| ur dad |
Ur mom so dumb she tripped ovr a cordless phone!
LOL |
8/15/2008 |
