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samantha g u might b a redneck if u miss spell messasspy 3/6/2009
J3R THESE WERE THE STUPIDEST "YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK..." JOKES EVER 6/18/2008
shakiara dat is funny 2/26/2008
Vance it really made me laugh...oh there funny 4/22/2007
frank These jokes r halerious...... 4/22/2007
megan this jokes were alright but i was not really thrilled by them i think that they could use some work 2/6/2007
linda this is funny it made me laugh to hard 1/9/2007
nakedredneck i was a cleaning my house one day and lost yesterweeks paper becuase the stupi snowblower tore it up any one got an ide ter stop it from a happing 11/14/2006
nakedredneck 2 u all we canta help wes ara rednecks what the hell am is a doing 11/14/2006
2 u all if yur conspirin agianst me ya better stop 11/14/2006
nakedredneck i's the smartest redneck u's'll ever meet
is is got me a pair of pnats on
11/14/2006
from the north readthismemo yur nott a RedNeck i no beacuse yur right next to me 11/14/2006
readthimemo Wowould like to inform u all thatt rrednecks arent dumb we just aint as smart as yall so if did bring yer gun widcha then dont mess with usll rednecks you hear that 11/14/2006
sean you might be a redneck if u ever mispelled something in christmas lights 11/14/2006
zach houser this is very funny 9/22/2006
booby You might be a redneck if your motorcycle is your sons tricycle 9/9/2006
brenda You might be a redneck if your pool is in the bed of your pickemup truck. 9/9/2006
brenda Your mom is your girlfriend 9/9/2006
bobbie You might be a redneck if your toilet is placed next to the television 9/9/2006
brenda You might be a redneck if your kitchen consists of a sink, stove, fridge, and couch. 9/9/2006
bobbie You might be a redneck if your sleeping in the same room as your mother 9/9/2006
bobbie You might be a redneck if your dog is considered quality entertainment
9/9/2006
bobbie You might be a redneck if your family tree goes strait up 9/9/2006
bobbie You might be a red-neck if you go to a family reunion to pick up women
9/9/2006
bobbie ha ha ha ha 9/9/2006
alex ernst you sit on the tv and watch the couch 8/2/2006
bill g its awsom 5/31/2006
LACY LEE VERY FUNNY WHERE DO YOU GET THESE FROM... THOSE WERE FUNNY, BUT, YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME MORE!!!!!!1 5/19/2006
Bob What's funny about this is that I have done each of these things at least once.
4/29/2006
Haley that was crazy! add more! 4/11/2006
bvd are rednecks that stupied?? 1/19/2006
Dustin B if u ever spray painted a 10 foot tall heart on a water tower in john deere green u mite be redneck 1/18/2006
joel u mite be a red neck if u go to a restrant and ask the waiter for her/his orter
1/2/2006
joel u mite be a red neak if u mow your lawn and find a car 1/2/2006
George W. Bush WHITE POWER 11/30/2005
Kim Donev I love this site.
11/30/2005
Antares Great!!! 11/28/2005
Shaz I watched Beverly Hilbillies today and I've been a redneck ever since, talking all sloooow like 11/19/2005
Shaz HA HA HA. These are funny and so true. We've got some red necks down the ends of our suburbs in the small parts of Victoria(Australia).
Just like the Beverly Hilbillies.
11/19/2005
kewl girl! the BlondeG1rl is socha blond my god . shes even worse than me. and thats very bad... 10/16/2005
Brittany u mite be a redneck if go 2 ur senior prom on jhon deer tracter! 9/15/2005
Brittany THAT WAS FUNNY! 9/15/2005
jennifer u might be a redneck if u go to a hodown and u throw ur girlfrend to the floor 7/27/2005
Gina I thought this was just too hilarious because Jeff Foxworthy ain't too bad at all. 7/24/2005
tish & meg have you herd this(you might be a redneck if your last 4 words of the national atham is GENTILMEN START YOUR ENGINES)
6/6/2005
sky Do you have I was born as a Rebel and I will died as a Rebel 5/12/2005
alvin jones wow ive heard these sames ones about a 100 times 5/6/2005
Kaley very very funny
3/2/2005
Butch You might be a redneck if you think the first three words of the natiohal athem is gentlemen start your engines.
1/28/2005
Butch my friend is a redneck and he is really really red 1/28/2005
matt hutcherson that there was perty funny i reckon 12/3/2004
proud redneck you might be a redneck if your family tree doesnt split up into different branches 11/23/2004
Maegan You might be a redneck if you cancel a date because your cow is sick. 9/5/2004
Maegan You might be a redneck if you refer to Sunday as race day 9/5/2004
red neck bill you are a red neck,if your house has no power,and you turn your neighbors power off,stealing the power cable,so you can buy wiskey. 5/29/2004
red neck bill you are a red neck if your house is built on big rocks,and it has new aluminum siding 5/29/2004
bill im a red neck,had to stop cleaning the trailer,damn leaf blower broke 5/29/2004
justin i'm a redneck i think anybody that don't like us are stupid it's our heritage 4/29/2004
Grant Gossman You might be a redneck if your favorite restaurant has sawdust on the floor. 4/25/2004
redneckbybirth Redneck people are the best kind of people! 4/19/2004
southern boys i think rednecks should rule the south 4/6/2004
BlondeG1rl I don't get it. How can anyone be a redneck? My bf sometimes miss and i get a red neck... Is that the same? 3/18/2004
Redneck Rebel You might me a redneck if you go to your family reunion to pick up girls 12/24/2003
Las Vegas NV Many of these are funny. But then, many (if not most) of them are direct quotes of the self-styled redneck comedian Jeff Foxworthy, whose routine is called, "You might be a redneck if . . ." 8/1/2003
redneck101 some of this is soooooo true i can relate and that is the sad part but imagine being blonde i'd rather be a redneck than blonde 7/27/2003
froid hahaha this is all very funny but dont you feel giulty, its not there fault it is due to the gene pool you see all the mothers and sissters are the same people and they are there own uncles n stuff like that they dont know any better. it is just not fair to point this out i mean what if one of them see this they might feel bad about themselves. what am i saying they havent got telephones let alone computers... nevermind carry on. ooh ooh and they're ugly.. yeah ya ugly rednecks 6/29/2003
Brandon Drahman Your truck has tires bigger than you are. 3/24/2003
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