| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| samantha g |
u might b a redneck if u miss spell messasspy |
3/6/2009 |
| J3R |
THESE WERE THE STUPIDEST "YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK..." JOKES EVER |
6/18/2008 |
| shakiara |
dat is funny |
2/26/2008 |
| Vance |
it really made me laugh...oh there funny |
4/22/2007 |
| frank |
These jokes r halerious...... |
4/22/2007 |
| megan |
this jokes were alright but i was not really thrilled by them i think that they could use some work |
2/6/2007 |
| linda |
this is funny it made me laugh to hard |
1/9/2007 |
| nakedredneck |
i was a cleaning my house one day and lost yesterweeks paper becuase the stupi snowblower tore it up any one got an ide ter stop it from a happing |
11/14/2006 |
| nakedredneck |
2 u all we canta help wes ara rednecks what the hell am is a doing |
11/14/2006 |
| 2 u all |
if yur conspirin agianst me ya better stop |
11/14/2006 |
| nakedredneck |
i's the smartest redneck u's'll ever meet is is got me a pair of pnats on |
11/14/2006 |
| from the north |
readthismemo yur nott a RedNeck i no beacuse yur right next to me |
11/14/2006 |
| readthimemo |
Wowould like to inform u all thatt rrednecks arent dumb we just aint as smart as yall so if did bring yer gun widcha then dont mess with usll rednecks you hear that |
11/14/2006 |
| sean |
you might be a redneck if u ever mispelled something in christmas lights |
11/14/2006 |
| zach houser |
this is very funny |
9/22/2006 |
| booby |
You might be a redneck if your motorcycle is your sons tricycle |
9/9/2006 |
| brenda |
You might be a redneck if your pool is in the bed of your pickemup truck. |
9/9/2006 |
| brenda |
Your mom is your girlfriend |
9/9/2006 |
| bobbie |
You might be a redneck if your toilet is placed next to the television |
9/9/2006 |
| brenda |
You might be a redneck if your kitchen consists of a sink, stove, fridge, and couch. |
9/9/2006 |
| bobbie |
You might be a redneck if your sleeping in the same room as your mother |
9/9/2006 |
| bobbie |
You might be a redneck if your dog is considered quality entertainment
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9/9/2006 |
| bobbie |
You might be a redneck if your family tree goes strait up |
9/9/2006 |
| bobbie |
You might be a red-neck if you go to a family reunion to pick up women
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9/9/2006 |
| bobbie |
ha ha ha ha |
9/9/2006 |
| alex ernst |
you sit on the tv and watch the couch |
8/2/2006 |
| bill g |
its awsom |
5/31/2006 |
| LACY LEE |
VERY FUNNY WHERE DO YOU GET THESE FROM... THOSE WERE FUNNY, BUT, YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME MORE!!!!!!1 |
5/19/2006 |
| Bob |
What's funny about this is that I have done each of these things at least once.
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4/29/2006 |
| Haley |
that was crazy! add more! |
4/11/2006 |
| bvd |
are rednecks that stupied?? |
1/19/2006 |
| Dustin B |
if u ever spray painted a 10 foot tall heart on a water tower in john deere green u mite be redneck |
1/18/2006 |
| joel |
u mite be a red neck if u go to a restrant and ask the waiter for her/his orter
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1/2/2006 |
| joel |
u mite be a red neak if u mow your lawn and find a car |
1/2/2006 |
| George W. Bush |
WHITE POWER |
11/30/2005 |
| Kim Donev |
I love this site.
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11/30/2005 |
| Antares |
Great!!! |
11/28/2005 |
| Shaz |
I watched Beverly Hilbillies today and I've been a redneck ever since, talking all sloooow like |
11/19/2005 |
| Shaz |
HA HA HA. These are funny and so true. We've got some red necks down the ends of our suburbs in the small parts of Victoria(Australia). Just like the Beverly Hilbillies. |
11/19/2005 |
| kewl girl! |
the BlondeG1rl is socha blond my god . shes even worse than me. and thats very bad... |
10/16/2005 |
| Brittany |
u mite be a redneck if go 2 ur senior prom on jhon deer tracter! |
9/15/2005 |
| Brittany |
THAT WAS FUNNY! |
9/15/2005 |
| jennifer |
u might be a redneck if u go to a hodown and u throw ur girlfrend to the floor |
7/27/2005 |
| Gina |
I thought this was just too hilarious because Jeff Foxworthy ain't too bad at all. |
7/24/2005 |
| tish & meg |
have you herd this(you might be a redneck if your last 4 words of the national atham is GENTILMEN START YOUR ENGINES)
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6/6/2005 |
| sky |
Do you have I was born as a Rebel and I will died as a Rebel |
5/12/2005 |
| alvin jones |
wow ive heard these sames ones about a 100 times |
5/6/2005 |
| Kaley |
very very funny
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3/2/2005 |
| Butch |
You might be a redneck if you think the first three words of the natiohal athem is gentlemen start your engines.
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1/28/2005 |
| Butch |
my friend is a redneck and he is really really red |
1/28/2005 |
| matt hutcherson |
that there was perty funny i reckon |
12/3/2004 |
| proud redneck |
you might be a redneck if your family tree doesnt split up into different branches |
11/23/2004 |
| Maegan |
You might be a redneck if you cancel a date because your cow is sick. |
9/5/2004 |
| Maegan |
You might be a redneck if you refer to Sunday as race day |
9/5/2004 |
| red neck bill |
you are a red neck,if your house has no power,and you turn your neighbors power off,stealing the power cable,so you can buy wiskey. |
5/29/2004 |
| red neck bill |
you are a red neck if your house is built on big rocks,and it has new aluminum siding |
5/29/2004 |
| bill |
im a red neck,had to stop cleaning the trailer,damn leaf blower broke |
5/29/2004 |
| justin |
i'm a redneck i think anybody that don't like us are stupid it's our heritage |
4/29/2004 |
| Grant Gossman |
You might be a redneck if your favorite restaurant has sawdust on the floor. |
4/25/2004 |
| redneckbybirth |
Redneck people are the best kind of people! |
4/19/2004 |
| southern boys |
i think rednecks should rule the south |
4/6/2004 |
| BlondeG1rl |
I don't get it. How can anyone be a redneck? My bf sometimes miss and i get a red neck... Is that the same? |
3/18/2004 |
| Redneck Rebel |
You might me a redneck if you go to your family reunion to pick up girls |
12/24/2003 |
| Las Vegas NV |
Many of these are funny. But then, many (if not most) of them are direct quotes of the self-styled redneck comedian Jeff Foxworthy, whose routine is called, "You might be a redneck if . . ." |
8/1/2003 |
| redneck101 |
some of this is soooooo true i can relate and that is the sad part but imagine being blonde i'd rather be a redneck than blonde |
7/27/2003 |
| froid |
hahaha this is all very funny but dont you feel giulty, its not there fault it is due to the gene pool you see all the mothers and sissters are the same people and they are there own uncles n stuff like that they dont know any better. it is just not fair to point this out i mean what if one of them see this they might feel bad about themselves. what am i saying they havent got telephones let alone computers... nevermind carry on. ooh ooh and they're ugly.. yeah ya ugly rednecks |
6/29/2003 |
| Brandon Drahman |
Your truck has tires bigger than you are. |
3/24/2003 |