Hillbilly Jokes - Rocket Science

Tell the truth! You love ‘em too, those lovable Hillbillies. From Ma & Pa Kettle, To Granny and Jethro, they are our favorite rural cousins. Here’s a little Hillbilly humor for all you Rocket Scientists.
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Forest Breath Well I am a full fledged hillbilly straight from the mountains of east Tennessee. I don’t take any offense to those jokes, mainly because half of ‘em ain’t accurate, it is more catered to rednecks and such. We can proudly claim the name "hillbilly" because we built a one room home this year on a farm we just bought and live with no form of electricity or indoor plumbing. We have an outhouse, collect rain water for baths, laundry, dishes and process all of our foods. Nothin’ to be ashamed about and folks joking about hillbillies is just a part of life….laugh with them. It ain’t the end of the world ya know! 9/10/2008
Realhillfolk I am from the foothills of the blue ridge mountains and my family has been in these hills for generations. I will tell you that, we are very country but we do not talk at all like you fakers are trying to replicate. We have our own dialect that most of you people do not understand. Also believe or not most of us have at least a two year degree from college. Sorry to dissapoint you but I had to get the truth out there. 6/12/2008
Kentucky I think that a real hillbilly, redneck or white trash folk, wouldnt be talkin on here. They usually aint got the money for a computer or just aint up to date with technology. so you all talking bout bein hillbillys and sh*t are prolly just some good ol country folk Wantin to be more hillbilly! 5/19/2008
bitch niggers kill them all 5/25/2007
CLINTON TYSON I WAS RAISED AND STILL LIVE AT NASHOBA OK 30 MILES FROM
ARKASAW.
MY DAD MADE MOONSHINE FOR 30 YEARS THE JOKES HIT CLOSE TO HOME.
5/19/2007
bubba jones this is a discrasse an i dont apriciate it at all. yall folks dont have no ideall about us HILLBILLYS as yu call us thanks an have a nise day. 3/22/2007
mirren jeff is the best no one is funnyer than him
he is awsome
2/23/2007
Elrod OK this is the bottom line between white trash, hillbillies, and rednecks.

Whitetrash--live in trailor or crappy house but act rich or snobby or better than they are. can live anywhere in USA. younger ones are into the HIP-HOP Scene while older ones listen 2 rock. they care how ppl view them and try 2 change for the better and would rather spend money on luxaries that necessities. white trash can be seen on jerry springer. usually vote democrat.

Hillbilly--lives the simple live and takes it one day at a time. live in ozark, blue ridged, or smoky mountain area. often dont take care of themseves cause nobady cares how they look. usually dont work but manage 2 get by, by growing own food and makingown clothes etc and collects unemployment each month 2 cover other costs. have been in usa longest out of 3 groups. make own whiskey called moonshine. live miles away from any city have been know 2 drive 2 hours for gas or make their own. often hates the goverment and dont care about world events.

Redneck--usually lives in south eastern states streaching from texas 2 delaware but can live anywhere. usually out of shape because of drinking cheap beer. watch all sports and follow each carefully. fathers will fight fathers of their children's foe. they do what they want 2 do and dont care what other non-rednecks think, such as wearing mullets and nascar shirts and decorating their homes with dead animals and nascar items. they do not accecpt and often go out of their way 2 make non-white and/or non-prodistant people feel unwelcome. usually vote republican.
12/27/2006
Chedder I peronally dont mind hillbillys as long as they dont bother me! 10/6/2006
Elie May I shure du love them there hillbiller's theys ma kinfolk 8/28/2006
jordan ehlers white power 4/27/2006
siobhain tara hillbilllys are best of yonder i gaiss 3/13/2006
obrotherslope well thats a pretty good story you got there.i guess iam a hillbilly.i was raised up a hillbilly in a holler in tennessee an i guess i die a hillbilly to.my daddy was a hillbilly an a moon man an iam a moon man to.what i mean is the moon that comes over the mountains in gallon jugs.aint no reson to be ashamed of everyones got a hillbilly kinfolk somewhere....see youns later 2/9/2006
ashley this is great yall 1/30/2006
Zach Hey i'm a hillbilly that lives down a holler so far back in the woods of West by God Virginia that i have to pipe sunlight in through a holler log. And by God if i ain't part redneck to so any of you sorry som beeches wanna talk about real hillbillies I'll be here on my front porch chewin on some Red Man chew so stop on by. 1/6/2006
Shae Whitwell Maybe I'm a redneck...
What do you USAers call Aussies (Australian people)
these days?
Come to Australia 'yal!
10/22/2005
Shae Whitwell Those were absoloutely hillairious!!!!!
Sadly I have relised I am a hillbilly.
( I come from Victoria in Australia! He, he, he.)
10/22/2005
Sal I've lived all over the US and the only place I've ever known them to call a carbonated drink a coke, no matter what it really is, is Florida. Everything else is pretty much right to some degree. 9/17/2005
Paul A red neck chick will break your head.
A hillbilly chick will give you head.
8/3/2005
Paul A real hillbilly thinks a nooner is something you do to your dog so he won't reproduce. 8/3/2005
Paul The real difference between a hillbilly and a red neck is:

A red neck has a job.
8/3/2005
mat i like it 7/8/2005
iGG-like-being I am the THING from Uranus! 7/1/2005
A random person Jake Nudelman is the biggesy hillbilly and the least favorite 5/19/2005
Israel What do you mean 3/17/2005
Israel I think it was pretty funny 3/17/2005
willie these jokes arent that funny 1/31/2005
Tom, a red neck I am a Red Neck. I live in Greenville, North Carolina. The difference between a hillbillie and a red neck is this:

1.) Hillbillies live in the Appalachia region of the south. Usually MOST hillbillies are in Tennesee, West Virginia, and North Carolina(mountains).
2.) Red Necks live near the coast in the southeast.
3.) Red Necks know all about country food.
4.) YOUNG Red Necks listen to 'new' Country.
5.) TRUE older red encks listen to ''classic'' country.
6.) Red necks have a more southern accent in my opinion.
7.) hillbillies tend to have yankee characteristics.
8.) Hillbillies just want to start a fight with a red neck for no good reason.
9.) Red necks DO SOMETIMES THINK THEY KNOW IT ALL AND DO DO THINGS STUPIDLY SOMETIMES, but when you get to REALLY know a red neck, they are really nice.


Ok, that's about all I can think of! Hope this is helpful to some people who want to REALLY FIND THE REAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HILLBILLIES AND RED NECKS.
c ya!
2/8/2004
a hillbilly the difference is that hilbillies have a little bit of sense and rednecks think they know it all 1/7/2004
Kyle Can you believe that Elly May (a.k.a. Donna Douglas) turned seventy years old a couple of weeks ago? 10/10/2003
minkie hotchick..hillbillys do talk like that and you just proved it with your comment 9/29/2003
crzypilot In polite, correct circles, we call them "Hill-Williams!" 8/29/2003
Frances In '88 I was stuck in Montgomery, Alabama on a road trip from Santa Cruz, California. A friend & I went to a cop-bar where I met so many Bubbas I told her I'd scream if I met one more. The next man I met was introduced as Bubba! Oh, what a night! 8/27/2003
jeb The difference between a hillbilly and a redneck, there's a big difference. HillBilly's are up in the mowning yawning, eating grits, and watering the animals down.

Rednecks drink cheap beer, listen to the eagles, bob segar, or new country, they howl at the moon when they get a rise in their pants. Meet a cop from the south and you'll know a redneck.

8/5/2003
memphis "Only a true Hillbilly both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash."

it's..

1. There is a difference between Rednecks and Country folks.

"Only a true Hillbilly knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens,peas, beans, etc. make up "a mess."

..dude your talkin bout my grandma..

8/5/2003
nonyabuisness UUmm i wanted to know the difference between a hillbilly and a redneck so your sight sucks 8/1/2003
sofia loren i really liked them all but the jethro was a fun ass mofo. i liked his style. granny was cute too.they were all cute.buddy ebson will be missed. 7/20/2003
cleadus hi yawll

this is not true and if i find you then my brothers will pistol whip you man i have notified the clan, you will hear from them shortly
6/29/2003
Frida Yeah they do. I lived in rural Tennessee for 12 years. The Bubba thing isn't really true, and probably not the leaves thing either, but most of the rest of it is. Not sure if it makes a person a *hillbilly* hillbilly or not, but it's definitely characteristic of the South & esp. of Appalachia. 6/15/2003
Wolf BUT, do you know the differince between a yankee and a damn yankee?

the damn yankee wont go home!
5/13/2003
Tanya Very cute. I'm a wally world frequenter and a Coke (Sprite really) drinker....guess I'm a Dallas, Tx hillbilly! I love it though! 4/16/2003
Magusus ok... classic, lovely, i guess it makes me a hillbilly 4/2/2003
hotchick_23 sorry but hillbillies don't talk like that and i dont think its very funny to talk about people oh and let me guess you must be a red necked honkie 3/22/2003
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