'Your Mama'

From a 'Yo Mama's So Big' joke-off:
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sharma ur momas so fat she has more rolls than a bakery ha beat that 1
10/30/2003
50 cent ur momas so ugly da goverment changed halloween 2 her birthday 10/30/2003
sharma ur momas so ugly ur dad has 2 take her 2 work wiv him so he doesn't hav 2 kiss her goodbye 10/30/2003
miss trouble ur mommas so fat she has her name on the a-z 10/30/2003
chris your mam's so stuped she triped over a cord less phone 10/28/2003
april your mamas so fat she fell into the grand canyon....and got stuck! 10/27/2003
poop your mamas butt is so big she has her own zip code forit 10/24/2003
bad boi yo mama is so stupid dat wen a dustbin man came 2 pik up dat rubbish she filed a case for him for stealing
10/23/2003
mask yo mama is so ugly when she was walking down the street people said is it halloween already
10/17/2003
YO dog ribit ribit i am a frog 10/15/2003
yo mama Ra RA . go panthers 10/15/2003
cheer4dance I love to cheer too 10/15/2003
cheer4dance I love to dance 10/15/2003
yo dance teache 5 6 7 8 dance 10/15/2003
pink paint pen deanna does too 10/15/2003
Yo mama Ring Ring answer the fone hello
10/15/2003
pink paint pen I like my pink paint pen 10/15/2003
YO dog what is yours 10/15/2003
pink gurl pink paint pen 10/15/2003
santa clause merry christmas and a happy new year
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10/15/2003
yo sista hey I want to see the next joke 10/15/2003
Yo Mama Happy Hollooween!!!


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I beat I scard u now didnt I
U Did not expect that now did u
10/15/2003
yo sista yo sista is in the house 10/15/2003
yo sista i Hate you 10/15/2003
YO mama YO mama is so fat she got stuck in the air 10/15/2003
yo daddy I like the joke yo mama 10/15/2003
Amanda I dont see yours
10/15/2003
YO mama Yo mama is so ugly she ugle!!! 10/15/2003
Amanda hey
10/15/2003
Amanda Wallner your mamas so ugly,I saw her and I ran! I just ran! 10/15/2003
GINGER NINJA YOUR MUMS LIKE A LOLLY POP SUCK SPIT OR SWOLLOW 10/14/2003
GINGER NINGER YOUR MUM IS LIKE A BUBBLEGUM 10P A BLOW 10/14/2003
timmy pitch yuor mama is like a light switch even a 2 year old can turn her on 10/14/2003
Jabz Your Mama's so fat that when she went to the zoo the animals started singing "WE ARE FAMILY" 10/12/2003
beezey Your nanas so fat her butt cheeks look like two hogs fighting over milk duds 10/11/2003
Nessa_brat your mamas so fat she got pushed off the titanic and a whale said " We are family" 10/11/2003
beezey Your mamas so fat she stuck batteries up her butt and said" I got the power" 10/11/2003
barney your mama is so fat it takes her 365 days to turn around. 10/11/2003
dow dow your mamas so dum she grab your dadys joke strap thinking it was a painting mask. 10/11/2003
dre kown one can bet me 10/1/2003
dre yo mama so dumb she thowr a rock at the ground and miss 10/1/2003
dre yo mama so dumb so take a donut back casue it had hole and it 10/1/2003
bobob ure mam is soooooooooo fat ure dad can sleep in her knickers 9/22/2003
nob jockey booooooooooooooooo 9/22/2003
pratik Yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

9/19/2003
pratik Yo mama is so stupid that she ran around the bed twice to try to catch some sleep.
9/19/2003
pratik Yo mama is so stupid that someone told her to go buy a color T.V. and 3 hours later she came back and asked "Which color?"
9/19/2003
pratik Yo mama's like a hockey puck. Everyone has a shot 9/19/2003
pratik ur mama's so fat wen god sed let dere b light he made ur mama move 9/19/2003
pratik ur mama's so stupid she got ran ova by a parked car 9/19/2003
pratik your mama is so poor,she ran afta agarbage truck wit her shoppin list 9/19/2003
akilah that the best i heared
9/15/2003
Joshua Taylor your so ugly your mama had to tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you. 9/8/2003
§ÑïÞ€® ¶ ur mams so fat i dont no wot 2 say because she eat all the words 9/3/2003
frankeinstein funny RIGHT!!!!!!!!!
get him off the stage
8/19/2003
skinny girl your mama is so fat we can take her to the beach and sell shade 7/27/2003
felix dese cusses are sooooo dry allll your mamas r hoooooooooooooooos 7/16/2003
shindoken your mother is so fat,her belt is the equator
7/13/2003
taser ur mommas so fat every time she turns round its her birthday 7/2/2003
taser ur mommas so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure 7/2/2003
CONSERNED YOU PEOPLE ALL NEED HELP, WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMEONE READS THIS AND COMMITS SUISIDE AS A RESULT... ITS DAMN IRRISPONSABLE AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED 6/29/2003
DUM FURK you mams so fat she smuggleS illegal imagrants over the border hiding in her fat rolls...... and shes so stupid she hasnt noticed 6/29/2003
BAGGY YOUR MAMAS SO FAT HER ONLY FRIEND IS THE GUY AT McDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!!
6/2/2003
BAGGY YOUR MAMS SO THICK SHE KEEPS HER LOCKER KEY IN A LOCKER 6/2/2003
baggy your mamas so small she fell off a kerb and died. 6/2/2003
MISS QUEEN why cant Stevee Wonder read cause hes Black
have u ever seen Stevees house he hasent either
why does Stevee Wonder always smile cause he dont know hes black
5/19/2003
g dogg that was stupid 5/14/2003
deaf shawn Your mamas so big, her kids camped out on her stomach. 5/14/2003
Ryann Keathing danny delpino is not COOL !!!1 5/2/2003
matt thats gay 5/1/2003
piss off gal can't ya'll come up w some originals? the only 1 i like is sey's. 4/25/2003
me old!!!!!! 4/25/2003
jigga jigga your mamas so big she took a bite out of a bus and said "wheres the cream filling" other wise this place is a peice of 4/12/2003
Conny Pee Frit yo mamas so fat she was gay 4/12/2003
JOKE MASTER sooooooooooooo not funny
go home no likes u here u dum woman. this is how its done. YOUR MAMMA IS SO POOR WHEN I RANG HER BELL SHE STUCK HER HEAD OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID DING! DONG!
4/8/2003
who cares good joke 4/6/2003
mandy ur mamas so thin, she uses dental floss 4 her toilet paper 4/4/2003
Matt G. yo mama so fat she wore a yellow dress and went bungie jumping and people said the sun was falling. 4/1/2003
your mama This blows 4/1/2003
Mc MikeyD Your Moms So Fat She Uses The Road AS An Ironing Board 3/29/2003
DORA that was AGAY JOKE 3/26/2003
wass sup You rmomma's so fat she puts mayo on her tylonal 3/26/2003
richard your mama is so fat her nickname is damn!! 3/22/2003
dude whats that yo mama so fat her legs look like spoiled milk white and chunchy 3/12/2003
ansiVirus Your mama's so fat when she gets in an elevator it HAS to go down! 3/10/2003
arielle your mama is so stupid when she worked at the M&M factory she through-out all the W's 3/5/2003
arielle your mama is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone 3/5/2003
arielle your mama is so dumb she tripped over a courdless phone 3/5/2003
arielle your mama is so poor when i stepped on a ciggarett she said "hey who turned off the heat?" 3/5/2003
arielle your mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles came pouring out 3/5/2003
max ur mamas like a radio, every knob turns u on!!
3/5/2003
max ur mamas so fat she has a part time job as a bouncy castle!!
3/5/2003
sey yo mama's so fat i had to take 2 buses and a train to get on her good side 3/3/2003
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