| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| katie haley |
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. |
3/23/2005 |
| bob |
your not as good as me |
3/18/2005 |
| josh |
your mama so fat, her belt size is the equador! |
3/18/2005 |
| boris |
yo mama so dumb that when she saw a bus load of white kids she said stop that TWINKIE! |
3/17/2005 |
| boris |
yo mama so dumb she studys for the drug test |
3/17/2005 |
| boris |
i love mama jokes |
3/17/2005 |
| sean |
funny |
3/17/2005 |
| bob |
yo mama so dum she made homer simpson and dumbo look smart |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
your mama must be stupid not to put you in special ed |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
your mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arested for 1st degree murder
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3/9/2005 |
| bob |
yo mama so dum she watchs the three stooges an d take notes |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
yo dog so stupid he thinks his fullname is down spot get off that couch |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
come on try and beat those jokes |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
you r mama so stupid when i said the drinks were on the house she went to get a ladder |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
yo mama so fat she takes being called an elephant a complimant |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
yo mama so fat she gives hippos a bad name
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3/9/2005 |
| bob |
your mama so big every time she walks past the tv i miss a season of survivor |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
your mama so big she tripped over walmart and landed on taget. |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
yo mama so fat she has everyfood caterer on speed dial. |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
your mama so stupid she ran into a open door |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
your mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
your mama so stupid she triped over a cordless phone |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
your mama so stupid she failed lunch |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
yo mama so fat her favorite song is WE ARE FAMILY BURGER KING, MC DONALDS AND ME! |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
your mama is so ugly when she looked into the mirror she cried
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3/9/2005 |
| bob |
yo mama is so hairy she made a bad impressin of the wooly mammoth! |
3/9/2005 |
| bob |
yo mama so stupid she bought enough milk to fill her entire house when she remembered she was lactose intolernment! |
3/9/2005 |
| XAVIER |
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE GOT HIT BY A BUS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS STICK |
3/6/2005 |
| james |
I think thes jokes are cool. I just get a kick out of them. |
3/4/2005 |
| Rodney Taylor |
That is funny |
3/2/2005 |
| Baby_beck |
that is just toooo funny! hehehe |
2/25/2005 |
| Samantha |
That is so funny i have never herd that one before |
2/25/2005 |
| ivana |
yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
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2/18/2005 |
| ivana |
very good i liked it alot its so funny everyone should read this |
2/18/2005 |
| steve |
yo mama so ugly that dad ate breakfast alone... again. |
2/12/2005 |
| i stink |
yo mama so fat, she's fat!!! get it?! she's fat! she is fat! ahahahahahahaaaaaaa! oh, crap, i just soiled myself; i laughed so hard! i'll be right back; i have to go tell my mommy i need to change my diaper. |
2/10/2005 |
| Mullet |
yo mama so ugly, i took her to the zoo and the guy said, "Thanks for bringing her back" |
2/10/2005 |
| Mullet |
yo mama so hairy, when you were born you nearly died of rug burn.
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2/10/2005 |
| Mullet |
yo mama so ugly, i took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
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2/10/2005 |
| Mullet |
yo mama so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket to go for a walk in the rain, a kid saw her walk away and said, "crap, i missed the bus again!" |
2/10/2005 |
| Tyson Bolkcom |
Yo mama so stupid, she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice carton, 'cause it said 'concentrate'
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2/10/2005 |
| Tyson Bolkcom |
yo mama so old, when she saw Jurassic Park, she had flashbacks. |
2/10/2005 |
| damon bullock |
ya mama so poor i rang the door bell and the toliet flushed |
2/9/2005 |
| damon bullock |
ya mama so poor i steped on a ciggerat and she said get off the heater |
2/9/2005 |
| cracker faget |
your mama so fat when she takes a shower
her feet don't get wet |
2/7/2005 |
| Dude Ship |
that joke is awesome |
2/7/2005 |
| sam |
that was funny
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2/4/2005 |
| mark knight |
yo mama so stupid she missed the 44 bus and took the 22 twice |
2/4/2005 |
| RANDI |
YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE HAD TO GO TO SEA WORLD TO GET BAPTISED |
2/3/2005 |
| Michellae |
Good one , heard it a million times, told it 2 million times get a new joke |
2/2/2005 |
| god |
your mama is so dumb she thought yellow stone was a rock |
2/2/2005 |
| god |
it was hilarious |
2/2/2005 |
| jason |
your momas butts so big when she sits down she gets 3 feet taller!! |
2/1/2005 |
| jason |
hi |
2/1/2005 |
| jason |
Yur mamas so fat when she goes to the movie she sits next to every body |
2/1/2005 |
| jason |
your mamas so stupid she got thrown out of the m&m factory bacause she threw out all the w's |
2/1/2005 |
| jason |
your mom is like a bus every one gets a ride |
2/1/2005 |
| jason |
your mamas so old when god said let there be light she was there to flick the switch |
2/1/2005 |
| jason |
your mamas so fat when she steped on the scale it said i wanted your weight not your phone number |
2/1/2005 |
| Jason |
your mama is so stupid when the weather man said it was chilly she took out a bowl and spoon |
2/1/2005 |
| wee-ner |
ok i spose, work on your wording |
1/31/2005 |
| mixalot |
hello |
1/29/2005 |
| aaron |
this websit is awsome |
1/29/2005 |
| aaron |
yo mama is so fat she puts her tampons with a bazooka |
1/29/2005 |
| aaron |
yo mama is so fat she was going to wallmart trippet over K mart and landed on target |
1/29/2005 |
| Lance |
Yo mama so poor she put a gumball on lay-a-way |
1/28/2005 |
| Lance |
yo mama so old she ows Jesus a quarter |
1/28/2005 |
| Lance |
Yo mama so big people run around her for exersize |
1/28/2005 |
| Tori Kaman |
not so funny work on your jocks dued |
1/28/2005 |
| Paso Talker |
lol funny !!!! |
1/26/2005 |
| melissa |
is wierd
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1/26/2005 |
| melissa in biki |
yo mama is so old she was albert ensteins prom date.
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1/26/2005 |
| Oscar sucks |
yo mama is so fat she turned around and lined up all the planets. |
1/26/2005 |
| mellisa |
your mama so ugly that god said what in hell did i create ? |
1/26/2005 |
| me |
your mam is so fat she was walking down ny and every one was saying bus |
1/26/2005 |
| me |
youe mama is so big she need a ocean to take a bath |
1/26/2005 |
| jojo nickle |
Your Mama so fat, that when she takes a bath she has to use grease to turn around |
1/23/2005 |
| Robert |
your mama so fat when she
stood on a skale it said to be
continued
|
1/21/2005 |
| niah |
yo mama is so old she was friends with george washington |
1/21/2005 |
| CJ |
these jokes are funny!(LOL) |
1/21/2005 |
| Benedict |
your mama she's so fat she bnroke the family tree |
1/20/2005 |
| usman |
that's one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard Ithink I'm gonna use that on my teacher she has a mom that she realy cares about |
1/20/2005 |
| IceBaby |
thats cool
it could be better though |
1/17/2005 |
| GHetto FAb |
ur moms so fat wen god said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass outta the way |
1/15/2005 |
| Bob |
yor mama is like humpty dumpty first she gets humped and then she gets dumped |
1/14/2005 |
| hippy bob |
your mama's soo fat she stepped on a doller bill and left four quarters flat |
1/12/2005 |
| mikey#1 |
yo mama so dark that when they shot her last night the bullets came back asking for directions |
1/11/2005 |
| Ideal |
anyone there???
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1/11/2005 |
| Ideal |
your mama is so poor that when i went to your house for dinner 5 roaches jack me for my wallet. |
1/11/2005 |
| IDEAL |
that sucked. It WAS TO LONG TO BE A MAMA JOKE HERE' S A GOOD ONE... YOUR MAMA IS SO OLD SHE HAS AN AUTOGRAPHED BIBLE. |
1/11/2005 |
| sexy bitch |
your mama was walking across the street and a bus hit her, she turned around and said "who threw that rock!?" |
1/9/2005 |
| jhty bpoirh |
your mama is so fat that in the future there was no such thing as junk food |
1/9/2005 |
| wierdgal108 |
your mama is like a hardwhere store, 10 cents a screw! |
1/9/2005 |
| becca123 |
your mama is so stupid she tryed to put M&Ms in alphabetical order |
1/9/2005 |
| red hot |
your mama fat she saw a yellow bus with alot of white children and she said stoop the twikey |
1/8/2005 |
| red hot |
your mama so fat she jump in the oecan and the oecan jump back out and say I'll wait my turn ! |
1/8/2005 |
| sully |
These are really good ones. |
1/7/2005 |
| jerdansla |
your mama is do uguly she make michael jack son look good
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12/31/2004 |
| jerdansla |
yo mama is so fat that when she weighted herself on the sacel it said one person at a time please |
12/31/2004 |
| jerdansla |
it kool and funny it made me crack up wow she really must be big lol!!!!! peace 0ut |
12/31/2004 |
