'Your Mama'

From a 'Yo Mama's So Big' joke-off:
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k'lund yo momma so ugly when she was born the Dr. thought it was placenta 6/9/2005
k'lund yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. 6/9/2005
k'lund yo momma is so obeast when she walks her knees always kicks her in the stomach 6/9/2005
k'lund yo momma so fat when she walks , she sends out smoke signals! 6/9/2005
k'lund y momma so fat she irons her clothes in the drive way 6/9/2005
tellanotherjoke yo mama is like a brick flat dirty and always getting laid by mexicans 6/6/2005
john lindltey it was ok but i like the personal hits 6/4/2005
Shawn Yo mama so big people run around her and loss wieght
6/3/2005
jessie gurl yo mama so ugly that when she gave birth to you i said is that a child? 6/2/2005
shannen smokes Your mother is so fat that once when she went to see tazan the movie in tehears it took her 10 seats to fit her and thats alot 5/30/2005
Shannen Smokwa your mama so fat when she went to wallmart to get some soda she fell over a soup can and people said " Run theres an earth is exploding." 5/30/2005
Terrance That was amazingly funny. 5/28/2005
arlana i think it was alright but not all that 5/27/2005
j you mama so dom she through a brick at the ground and missed
5/27/2005
j you mama so ulgy she walked down the rode and people said dam its halloween already 5/27/2005
j you mama so ugly she walked out the house and people screamed she out call the police 5/27/2005
j yo mama so fat when she sat on the tolitet it started to sing i got the whole world in my hands 5/27/2005
df yo mama is like a brick long, hard, and always getting laid by mexicans 5/26/2005
The Prank Maste Yo mom is so fat that she stepped on a dollar and made change. 5/26/2005
The Prank Maste Yo mom is so fat that she went to a 24hr store and aasked when they close. 5/26/2005
The Prank Maste Yo mom is so fat that she went to the zoo and elephants threw peanuts at her! 5/26/2005
The Prank Maste Yo mom is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mom is so dum that she got hit by a parked car ohhh!!!
5/26/2005
ryan cunningham it was great 5/25/2005
Andre Gilbert i love the yo mama jokes please tell me more 5/25/2005
Brittany Conley I think that all of your jokes are great because they all are funny and they makes me laugh every time. 5/24/2005
monica haha omg thats so funny. Its not that amazingly great tho..ur good! 5/21/2005
mikey yo mama so fat her fat got stuck in the timemachine and went back to 1818 5/21/2005
mikey yo mama so fat she try to jump in the air but got stuck 5/21/2005
mikey yo mama so fat when she try for the football team she was the team
5/21/2005
mikey yo mama so dumb she thought that 50cent was here lifesaveings 5/21/2005
mikey so lame yo mama so fat she said dont push me and yo dad said the only that can push u is a bulldolzer 5/21/2005
aj richards that wasn't good at all! 5/20/2005
og yo mamma is so fat she sells shade in the summer 5/20/2005
someone it was ok, it was alright 5/19/2005
ds yo m0ma
5/19/2005
tara that is a great JOKE! 5/19/2005
bob all right 5/19/2005
yam yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock and missed the ground 5/18/2005
SHELLIE THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY FOR WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT JOKE 5/18/2005
JUSTIN YO MAMA IS SO DARK A CAR HIT HER AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A SPEED BUMP
5/17/2005
JUSTIN YO MAMA IS STUIP SHE TOOK A SPOON TO A SUPERBOWL
5/17/2005
JUSTIN YO MAMA IS SO DARK SHE HAS TO USE WHITE GLOVES WHEN SHE EATS CHOCOLATE 5/17/2005
JUSTIN DAMN YOUR MAMA IS THAT FAT 5/17/2005
royce howard your mama so dumb they said it was chili outside she to go get a bowl 5/17/2005
willie lewis your mama so black when i had cut her with a knife she be bleeding chocolate milk 5/17/2005
brebre&nikki yo mommas fat that when she stepped on the scales it said on eat a time please! 5/17/2005
BreBre&Nikki Your momma is sooo poor that when your friends came to your house and ate dinner they had spaggeti and when they looked down thier shoelaces where gone! 5/17/2005
Dat niqqa mike! yo mama so ugly they named her fugly 5/17/2005
jessica your mama is sooo stupid that she had you!! 5/17/2005
darla my name is darla and i think you're hot! 5/17/2005
me ahmed selim is a fag 5/17/2005
l yer mama
5/17/2005
Chirs Your mama is so poor she uses used food. 5/17/2005
richie yo momma so fat when she stepped on a rainbow skittles flew out
5/17/2005
Joe Green you are all faggots 5/17/2005
Joe Black Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls so she doesnt bite her fingers off 5/17/2005
Joe Black Yo mama so fat she could sell shade 5/17/2005
Joe Black Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon 5/17/2005
69 yo momma so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund 5/16/2005
guess who not funny at all 5/16/2005
senya your mama so stupid that when she threw a rock to the ground she missed 5/16/2005
senya i think its kinda funnt but wut the heck who threw the rock i mean come on 5/16/2005
jessica yo mama so ugly that yo daddy takes her to work just so he dont have to kiss her goodbye 5/15/2005
jessica yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her b-day 5/15/2005
jessica yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet b4 she steps outside 5/15/2005
jessica yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles 5/15/2005
jessica yo mama so dark she went to nite skool and got marked absent 5/15/2005
jessica yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark 5/15/2005
jessica yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 1st grade 5/15/2005
jessica that joke was hysterical 5/15/2005
samantha hannla your mama is so stupid she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death 5/14/2005
jevon your mama is so fat she triped on fourth street and landed on 12th 5/13/2005
jevon yo mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer 5/13/2005
jaquiino yo mama so stupid she thought eyeball was a sport 5/12/2005
sally badillo its not all that funny 5/12/2005
james that is really old
yo mama is so stupid that she thought that hamburger helper came wit another person
5/12/2005
A.K. yo momma so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change 5/12/2005
Key LO Lo scouma that yo mom is like a door knob everyone gets a turn haha 5/12/2005
Key LO Lo ya momz smell like Julia 5/12/2005
Key LO Lo yo mama so wack she can't do tha down tha way
5/12/2005
Young Jezzy yo mama so wack she thought david david was kool 5/12/2005
Young Jezzy these yo mama jokes are crap 5/12/2005
alexie good one! 5/11/2005
Shay shay Yo mama`s armpitts are so hairy it looks like she got Buckwheet in a head-lock 5/11/2005
Shanay nay Yo mama so Black they mistaked her 4o Dark Vaier 5/11/2005
Shaniqua it was good 5/11/2005
Dee u so dumb u went to subway and thought your train was here 5/11/2005
Alexis yo mama so dumb she got ran over by a parked car

yo mama so fat when god said ``let their be light he told her get out the way!"
5/11/2005
Alexis i think yo uneed better jokes 5/11/2005
anonymous yo mama is so fat, she jumped up in the air, and got stuck! 5/10/2005
DUMB JOKES YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE'S DUMB 5/9/2005
big boy in yo h yo mama so stupid she tried to sell her car for gas money 5/9/2005
big boy in yo h yo mama so fat the only boyfriend she eva had was chef boy ardee. 5/9/2005
JOE YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE JUMPED IN THE GRAND CANION AND GOT STUCK 5/8/2005
JOE YO MAMAS SO AUGLY AN ELAPHENT TREW A PENUT AT HER 5/8/2005
JOE YO MOMAS SO POOR SHE EATS CEREAL WITH A SPOON TO SAVE MILK 5/8/2005
JOE YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH 5/8/2005
sharnaye yo mama so stupid she triped over a cordless phone 5/6/2005
sharnaye yo mama so fat she leaves strech marks in her draws 5/6/2005
sharnaye yo mama so hairy she got to blow dry her arm pits 5/6/2005
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