| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| chuk-d |
Yo Mama so big I had to take two trans and a bus just to git on her good side. |
9/29/2005 |
| Darrell Tipton |
Yo mamas like a brick flat on both sides and always getting laid by mexicans |
9/28/2005 |
| Tara |
Your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs |
9/27/2005 |
| annynamous |
your mamas so fat she went to the bathroom and caused global warming thats why the southern hemisphere is so warm |
9/26/2005 |
| joshua |
oyur mamas so skinny when she takes a shower she has to run around |
9/19/2005 |
| joshua |
you need alot more jokes |
9/19/2005 |
| jamie |
your mams so ugly i banged her for a laff |
9/17/2005 |
| sean s |
your mama so fat she sat down on a nickel and five peenys poped out |
9/15/2005 |
| DAMIEN |
you guys are HILARIOUS!!!! |
9/14/2005 |
| joe |
that was funny |
9/13/2005 |
| shorty |
these jokes are halarious. |
9/10/2005 |
| zakalulu |
yo mom is so ugly the government send her to space |
9/7/2005 |
| zakalulu |
yo mom is so ugly she can only come out in the night |
9/7/2005 |
| zakalulu |
yo mom is so short a new born babe is taller than her |
9/7/2005 |
| zakalulu |
yo mom so fat she lives on her own continent
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9/7/2005 |
| zakalulu |
yo mom is so skinny poeple say i cant believe its not a toothpick |
9/7/2005 |
| zakalulu |
yo mom is so skinny when she stands next to a pole people cant see her |
9/7/2005 |
| zakalulu |
yo mom is so stupid she ran 5 miles without looking back from security thinking it was a cop |
9/7/2005 |
| zakalulu |
yo mom is so dum her last name is dum |
9/7/2005 |
| zakalulu |
yo mom is so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued
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9/7/2005 |
| zakalulu |
yo mom so stupid she got stabed in a drive by |
9/7/2005 |
| eric |
need more jokes |
9/7/2005 |
| amber |
yo mamma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!!! |
9/3/2005 |
| amber |
it was funny i have never heard that one b4!!!! |
9/3/2005 |
| christian |
there pretty good |
9/1/2005 |
| iesha |
real funny |
9/1/2005 |
| Lalala |
Kinda funny |
8/31/2005 |
| bodoir baaf |
we need new "your mama jokes" these are old ones
|
8/30/2005 |
| jasmine |
i think it was hilarius |
8/25/2005 |
| kayla |
your mama so fat she was standing in the middle of the highway i tried to swerve out of the way but i ran out of gas |
8/23/2005 |
| lacey |
i think you have great jokes and keep them coming hunie |
8/22/2005 |
| lyndsey |
i like luke |
8/21/2005 |
| reggie |
your mama so dumb when i said shutup she shut the door and went up stairs |
8/16/2005 |
| brenda |
thats funny |
8/10/2005 |
| farrah |
your mama is so ugly she makes my dog cry |
8/8/2005 |
| shelbi |
ur mamas so fat she went on wait watcher and they asked for her wait and she gave it to them and they sed not ur number |
8/4/2005 |
| shelbi |
your mama so dumb she stuck a quarter in a parkin meter and sed " WERES MY GUMBALL!!" |
8/4/2005 |
| FARRAH MALAKI |
YOUR MAMA SO STUPID SHE TOOK A RULER TO BED WITH HER TO SHE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT |
8/3/2005 |
| FARRAH MALAKI |
I DONT HAE NO COMMENTS ABOUT YO MAMA JOKES
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8/3/2005 |
| FARRAH MALAKI |
YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE WEAR A YELLOW RAIN COAT AND ADULTS WERE SAYING "tAXI". |
8/3/2005 |
| BoSs |
i like dat one damn dat jawn funny |
8/1/2005 |
| karl |
yo mama so ugly that they put her face in dough to make gorilla cookies |
7/29/2005 |
| crack |
yo mama so ugly that they put her face in dough 2 make gorilla cookies |
7/29/2005 |
| bob |
thats funny
|
7/29/2005 |
| eRiK |
uR maMas sO sTupiD daT wHeN sHe wENt 2 bEd sHe uSeD a RuLeR 2 c hOw loNg sHe cULD sLeeP |
7/28/2005 |
| Anthony |
your mamas so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks |
7/28/2005 |
| Anthony |
your mamas so old that she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade |
7/28/2005 |
| Emily |
yea thanks
|
7/27/2005 |
| mark |
i luv it |
7/27/2005 |
| mark |
thats so funny |
7/27/2005 |
| em |
yo mamma so dum she tried to hang herself and a guy passed buy asked what she was doin she said "hangin myself "the guy said "the rope has to be around ur neck... "she said "well i couldent breath that way" |
7/27/2005 |
| em |
yo mama so fat she was baptized at seaworld |
7/27/2005 |
| em |
i made this 1 up
yo mamma so fat i had to takr a bus 2 cabs and a train to get around her |
7/27/2005 |
| em |
yo mama went to the superbowl with a spoon |
7/27/2005 |
| Emily |
your mamma so fat when she rolled over in bed she burned her but on the lightbulb |
7/27/2005 |
| dude |
u'r mama is so fat she fell into the water tank at sea world and a lil kid said "hey mom look Shamoo" |
7/26/2005 |
| dude |
u'r mama so fat that she was standing in the ocean and she yelledat the people "hey get out of my puddle!" |
7/26/2005 |
| dude |
ha ha ha ha!!!! |
7/26/2005 |
| chanelle |
Its funny |
7/19/2005 |
| breezy |
yo mama is soo stupid that when he thought that he was fryin fish on the grill he had yo grandma wit her legs open |
7/17/2005 |
| maya |
i think that was good but it didn't really crack me up that much. but i loved it |
7/17/2005 |
| jesse barkhorn |
yo mama is so fat she got an award for being the biggest mammel. |
7/14/2005 |
| biolly |
yo mama is so fat shes fat
|
7/13/2005 |
| Gigi |
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she spits Butter |
7/12/2005 |
| Jordan |
honestly,this was a waste of my time, u could of thought of something else way better well that is what i thought of it. It was really DUMB but good work |
7/12/2005 |
| Roseanne P |
this joke is the funniest!!! |
7/11/2005 |
| henry |
funny |
7/10/2005 |
| anonomus meg |
your mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed, tripped over the wire to the cordless phone, and got hit by a parked car.
your mama is so fat she saw a yellow bus ride by and said "hey stop that twinkie"
your mama is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "hey wheres my gum ball?"
ready ya'll i made these two up
your mama is so fat her stomach growled and everybody thought a vocano erupted
your mama is so fat she was walkin down the free way and everyone ran around screamin "earthquake"
|
7/9/2005 |
| anonomus meg |
im with the corny girl |
7/9/2005 |
| anonomus |
i think that was the stupidest big mama joke i have ever heard |
7/9/2005 |
| anonomus |
that was the stupidest big mama joke i've ever heard |
7/9/2005 |
| josh |
that is ok |
7/8/2005 |
| cesilia |
not that funny |
7/7/2005 |
| doc.1 |
your mama is so fat she got hit by a meteor and said stupid flies. |
7/7/2005 |
| madiahahmed |
yo mama so stuppid that she ask you what is the number of "911" |
7/5/2005 |
| tonisha |
whatever |
7/3/2005 |
| sergio |
haha |
7/1/2005 |
| Yung Thrill |
Yo mama so fat one day she asked for a water bed so they through a sheet across the ocean |
6/30/2005 |
| fgfffmkkopu |
thats funy |
6/29/2005 |
| lala |
i think it was kind of funny |
6/26/2005 |
| 3 |
That's soooo wrong and EXTRA corney!!!! |
6/24/2005 |
| Annomous |
I think it's corney. |
6/24/2005 |
| Adam Wickham |
that was the most stupited joke i have ever heard |
6/24/2005 |
| Adam Wickham |
your mama so poor when i opened the freezer I saw two cockroaches playing hockey with an old bisket. |
6/24/2005 |
| Adam Wickham |
your mama is so poor when I walked into her house I through a cigiratte on the floor and she started sanging praise the lord stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat. |
6/24/2005 |
| Shantay |
my little kid can think of a funnier joke and he's only 3. thats really sad. |
6/22/2005 |
| lach |
haha so f'en funny hahah |
6/22/2005 |
| derrin |
You momma so fat she sold your house for a cream filed twinkie |
6/20/2005 |
| derrick |
Dang that was wrong |
6/20/2005 |
| bob |
that waz so last year |
6/18/2005 |
| gabby mcgrath |
your mama's so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles poped out! |
6/16/2005 |
| gabby mcgrath |
yo mama's so dum she triped over a croliss phone |
6/16/2005 |
| kimberly |
That joke is funny but not as funny as the other ones i've heard before |
6/16/2005 |
| anonymous |
This is so stupid that's is sort of funny. |
6/15/2005 |
| dmwgirl |
your mama is so ugly when your grand father came he had a heart attack |
6/15/2005 |
| amanda Hugenkis |
yo mama so old these jokes are as old as her |
6/15/2005 |
| yo worst nightm |
yo mama is so fat she did a split and thougth she was a rainbow |
6/10/2005 |
| k'lund |
yo momma so fat, if she was rolling down a hill and came to a stop sign she couldn't even stop. |
6/9/2005 |
| k'lund |
yo moma is so ugly cuz she was in a stick fight.. everybody had a stick except her. |
6/9/2005 |
| k'lund |
yo momma so stupid and fat when she went in walmart the sign said half off so she tore off half of the blouse |
6/9/2005 |
