'Your Mama'

From a 'Yo Mama's So Big' joke-off:
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rocks11 Your Mamma so old her liscence plate says Atlantis 4/8/2006
Conor Reynolds Yo Mamma so fat when she died and went to heaven God said "One at a time people 4/8/2006
Ricky yo mamma is so old, she left her purse on Noah's Ark 4/7/2006
Ric yo mamma's ears are soooo fat, she uses 22-inch rims as gages 4/7/2006
funny funny as
3/13/2006
~~*so'o*~~ yo mama is so poor dat wen sum1 stepped on a lid cigarrete she said "who turned off duh heat" 3/10/2006
~~*so'o*~~ daniel- yo joke bout dat skittlez aint even funnii...lol... 2/28/2006
~~*so'o*~~ yo mama so stupid dat she dought a quarter back was a refund 2/28/2006
~~*so'o*~~ yo mama so stupid dat she got hit by a parked car 2/28/2006
maria thats funny 2/24/2006
ANES YOUR JOKES ARE WACK 1/23/2006
Stephanie Love the lord with all your heart, soul, and mind 1/12/2006
marisa i got the dumbest name in the whole room that I should be an ugly momma 1/6/2006
rerw my mom is in love with George W. Bush 1/6/2006
rerw my momma is ugly 1/6/2006
Marcus im like a duck 1/6/2006
Marcus im really ugly 1/6/2006
Alexz Hadley Yo Mamma so dumb... She thought blowjobs were something you do on blowpops 1/6/2006
Alexz Hadley Umm... yep... well... 1/6/2006
Farrah Malaki Yo mama is so fat that we god said let the be light he told her to more out of the way. 1/6/2006
Marcus.B miss waley is a good teacher 12/20/2005
Marcus yo mama so fat she trippet over kmart and landed on target 12/20/2005
pilgram prince cecil mama is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everybody 12/20/2005
dontae yo moma is so stupid that he thought a quater back was a refund 12/20/2005
rerw ricky moma stank god dam
12/15/2005
Ha....Ha cameron kick rocks 12/15/2005
Marcus ricky live in a box 12/15/2005
Marcus Marcus Jones Got platinuim Draws 12/15/2005
Marcus Cameron Moma so stupid she thought her stomach was her titty 12/15/2005
buzz miller your mama so ugly they slap you with a hefty fine 12/3/2005
marisa your mama is so fat she thaught the 405 was a slip and slide 11/18/2005
Zack Thats a funny joke 11/18/2005
josh that funny 11/18/2005
daniel your mama is so fat wen she got on the scales it looked like your phone number 11/16/2005
daniel your mama is so fat wen she sat on the rainbow skittles poped out 11/16/2005
steven Your mama is so stupid i told her to tak me to the airport when she was driving she seen a sign that said airport left, so she turned around and went home 11/15/2005
steven yo mama is so big she did a back flip and kicked jesus in the chin 11/15/2005
leeann yourfoke is so stupid try something like this your mama is so fat she went into a pool and she broke the pool cause she was so fat and big
11/14/2005
mariah thats good 11/14/2005
jj yo mama so poor i stepped on a skateboard and she said get off the family car
11/12/2005
jj yo mama so poor isaw her kicking a can down the street and i said what r u doin and she said moving
11/12/2005
loly lol yo mama so fat she she whent on a rainbow and skittles came out 11/12/2005
joe its not good this 1 is good. yo mama is so fight when she was walking down the streets of hong kong people yelled goodzilla........get it hong kong 11/12/2005
natalie that is so funny keep them going 11/12/2005
cj very good 11/9/2005
TATA I LIKE THE JOKES 11/9/2005
anonymous lol that is funny yo. 11/8/2005
austin yo mama so.. poor when i walked in her house i steped on a ciggerett she said'who turned off the heat 11/7/2005
issac hey stop making fun of my mom OK? 11/5/2005
cole yo mama so ugly when she was born her mom said stick her back in stick her back in 11/4/2005
alex yo momma and yo momma are so fat that when they ran towards eachother we called it "when worlds collide!" 11/4/2005
mark yo momma so poor i went through her front door and i was already at the backdoor! 11/4/2005
lil.beezy your momma so old her toe nails are starting to curve in. 11/4/2005
bianca that wasn't funny at all 11/4/2005
crack kills its so funny hahaha 11/3/2005
Hamzah yo mma so fat wen i swurved around her i ran out of petrol 11/2/2005
Hamzah your mama so dum she tried commiting suicide by jumpin off a curb!!!!!
11/2/2005
hamzah your mamas so stupiud shegot locked in tescos and starved to death
11/2/2005
Tara Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
11/1/2005
Fish Your mama so dumb that your dad said it was chili outside and your mom took a spoon and a bowl outside. 11/1/2005
Kendra your mama so stupid that she got locked in a grochrey store and starved 11/1/2005
Tara Your mama so dumb that your dad said x-mas was right around the corner and she went looking for it. 11/1/2005
Fisher, Tara Your mama so fat she took one step into the grand cayon and got stuck? 11/1/2005
Fisher, Tara Your mama so uguly she made a frate train take a dirt
road?
11/1/2005
fred your mama is like a race car shes always burning rubber 10/30/2005
Aleena Gharib yo mama so fat when she went on the scale it said, "1 at a time please!" 10/30/2005
kyle/tweak i know that joke was good 10/28/2005
michael that joke was good 10/26/2005
kyle/tweak yo mama's so fat when she sat on a rainbow it turned into skittles. 10/26/2005
raul pena oh yeah your moma so poor thives break in and leave her money 10/25/2005
Beaver your mama is so dumb that she went to a movie called juice and brought a cup!!!! 10/25/2005
chelsky your mamas so dumb she dided of thirst in a swimming pool!! 10/23/2005
sexy mama your mamas so fat she broke the family tree!!!! 10/23/2005
edie mcreidy Your mamas soo fat when she stepped on the weighing scales it said "to be continued!" 10/23/2005
andrew curiel pretty funny 10/21/2005
ryan yo mamas so fat that when she jumped and landed.....................o im sorry china for the eath quake!!!!! 10/21/2005
ryan your mamas so poor that when a bum puthis ciggarette out she yelled who turned the heat off! 10/21/2005
Izzy Mcfrizzy yo mama so fat when she's walkin' down the street she farts an everybody says run tsunami 10/20/2005
Izzy Mcfrizzy YO MAMA so fat, ur body says monster attech 10/20/2005
Izzy Mcfrizzy yo mama so fat sh went bowling, she was the ball! 10/20/2005
kyles baby your mammas so ugly she jumpe din the bath tub and the water jumped out~! 10/19/2005
bobby you mamma is so short yo could se her feet in her driver licens




10/19/2005
bobby yo mama is plain and simple"UGLY"

10/19/2005
bobby yo mamma so stupid is almost as good as mirella joke 10/19/2005
bobby i almost laught
10/19/2005
kima thats a good one 10/17/2005
mirella ur mama so fat that ever time she walk down the street she had blow a big frat and blow the whole world
10/14/2005
janet yo mama is so fat that when she was walk's in the rode they said there is a earthquek 10/14/2005
DEREK EVANS YO MAMA so fat she went to the store with high heels
and came back with flip flops.
10/12/2005
skylar yo mamas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch 10/12/2005
JDOGG yo mama so fat she saw a yellow school bus and said, "Stop that twinkie! 10/12/2005
unknown yo mama is so ugly that i got confused with her and micheal jackson 10/11/2005
budakanetikit Yo mama so dumb that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. 10/10/2005
joycie that was funny!! LOL... 10/9/2005
cruck juicy your mama so ugly when she went to church they thought she was the devil. 10/5/2005
jojo Yo mama's so big when she walkd in front of the T.V. i missed 3 commercials. 10/4/2005
EasT. ur mamas so fat when she turns the door knob she turns every1 one 10/2/2005
chuk-d i mean not to be mean but your mom need some listerien not a sip, or a swallo but the hole got damn bottle 9/29/2005
chuk-d this is a fact, your mamas breath is wack, she need a tic, not a tack, but the hole god damn pack
9/29/2005
chuk-d Yo mama so bald when she braids her hair it reminds me of stiches 9/29/2005
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