'Your Mama'

From a 'Yo Mama's So Big' joke-off:
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the man YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE made 9/11 hapen 6/29/2008
Bobsta Soda forgot 1.
Yo momma so old,she remembers when the garden of eden was a plant.
6/28/2008
Monkey tank 401 I heard that joke before 4/30/2008
Toni Yo Mama's so fat when she stepped on the scales she saw her own phone number!! 11/29/2007
young money all these jokes lame a hell yall need to upgrade yall self for real 8/24/2007
Barbara Auva'a what do you mean yo mamas? hahaha!!! phuc da hatahz.....kala jokes! 6/14/2007
chad you mama is so ugly she went into a huanted house and came out with a aplication 5/29/2007
ur dad worst yo mam joke ever ur ber swag 5/16/2007
"Beaujone" Yo mama so Hairy, when you were born you almost died of rug burn. 5/15/2007
DramatiiC yeah dat's not funny 3/29/2007
Me You could have done BETTER than dat. 3/23/2007
steven i do not like that joke 3/19/2007
corn berad yo mama so nasty she got crabs at the beach 3/2/2007
Gabe S. yo mama is so stupid she borught a spoon to the super bolw
2/26/2007
gabe s yo mama is so fat when i walked around her i got lost 2/26/2007
someone ok 2/5/2007
ghdjkhsfdjsk thats the most gay joke ive ever heard yous are so crap!!!!
1/26/2007
KEVIN CABRERA your momma is so fat that when she got on her car that was called the 747 she made pop a willy 12/7/2006
FARRAH MALAKI LOVE THE LORD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, WITH YOUR SOUL AND YOUR MIND 12/6/2006
farrah malaki your mama is so fat that when GOD said let thier be light he havd to say will you please move out of my way 12/6/2006
Kevin Cabrera my bad i made a mistake on the first one.
Ur mama is so stuipd and fat when she went to the libary and looked up a book of plants and saw saturn she thought it was a jelly donut and tried to eat it and got kicked out of the libary
12/6/2006
bobster yo mamas so fat she doesnt have to go world wide
11/6/2006
bobster to the yo mamas so dumb wen she took an iq test it came out negative 11/6/2006
Jessica Yo Mama is so rich she probably gets 1 cent for every pimple on her face!! 10/20/2006
Amy Yo Mama sings so bad the girl popped out of the radio and said I quit!!! Then yo mama started singin again and every1 popped out and slapped yo mama an her a*s and said I did yo mama last night and she was fine!! 10/20/2006
Jessica All Yalls' mamas are so hairy they have afro's on their nipples...BURN!! 10/20/2006
luis castro yo momma is so fat when she farted it vibrated 10/20/2006
Luis yo momma is so stupid that when she went to the market she tought that she was in a stiam machian. 10/20/2006
[censored] not bad.......... 10/15/2006
sunny yo mama is so ugly when she looked at the mirror michele jackson popped out and said i quit 10/15/2006
sunny yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs 10/15/2006
sunny yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age she died 10/15/2006
j()kER any comments on my pics.....anyone...eh? 10/14/2006
anonynmous 2 ROFL, Nice one anonymous 10/14/2006
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10/14/2006
anonymous yo mama so ugly she said bludy mary three times and bludy mary said i aint comin out =| 10/14/2006
why ya need to ha ha but not really though yo mama so fat she got stuck jumping to conclusion 10/9/2006
joe it was really bad 10/9/2006
princess kayla yo mamma is so hairy when you we born you almost died of rugburn 9/29/2006
jason sanders yo mama so fat that when she tried to float in space she couldn't. 9/14/2006
jason sanders yo mama so ugly that a producer backstage said "we should make a new show on mtv called pimp my face. 9/14/2006
jason sanders yo mama so bald that when she took a shower she got brain washed. 9/14/2006
Steven Perez Yo mama is so fat and ugly she went to a strip joint and asked is she can strip and they said no because she cant drop it like its hot. Go home and call me if you want so good jokes at(305)-263-6783 8/23/2006
Steven Perez Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can across the street and I asked her what she was doing she said she was moving 8/23/2006
Mujtabah Jafari Yo momma is so dumb she thought subway was the train station 8/15/2006
vaega your mama is so dumb she looks for stars at night 8/9/2006
avei sakai your mama is so fat she uses a matress 4 her tampon. 8/9/2006
avei sakai that was funy i no you can come up with more funny ones 8/9/2006
LADY_CHRIS BROW THAT JOKE IS WEAK COME UP WIT SOME MORE JOKE THAT ARE YOUR OWN PLEASE 7/25/2006
fkoifjsdf465465 your mama so dumb she ask a price check in a food bank 7/22/2006
marissa lol 7/8/2006
your mama pro i think thats dumb but ok 6/21/2006
Jasmine thats pretty good =D
8/10
you mad me giggle
6/19/2006
crackin up lmao!!!!rofl!!!!!lol!!!dudes i cant stop laughin 6/18/2006
plumer yo mama so dum she sits on da tv and waches the couch
6/18/2006
some1 yo mama so old her liscence expires january 8,26 6/18/2006
yo mama your mama is so stupid that she has to put lipstick on to make up her mind...... ha ha ha 5/31/2006
jenifer i think that these are funny jokes and all but they need to have more of a personal touch and all you know what i mean they seem a little old school and all 5/31/2006
c that was so funny i foegot to laugh 5/30/2006
flash i think that was hot 5/27/2006
shana lol your mamma is so stupid she stares at the ornge juice carten cause it says consintrate 5/25/2006
shannen yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck 5/25/2006
tyler your mama is so white she makes michal jackson look black 5/24/2006
katie its ok 5/19/2006
sky that was so dumb. try this one. you mamas so poor i saw her kiking a can down the street, i asked her what she was doing she said "moving".
5/18/2006
nerd go grow a ballsack 5/12/2006
the shit i would like to thank ur mamma for wearing a blue and white sweater today 5/12/2006
conrad yo mamma is so stupid she tried to put m'n ems in abc order 5/12/2006
matt001 yo mamma so ugly i thought she was you 5/11/2006
will hahahahahahaha that is so funny 5/10/2006
L.O.L yo mama so ugly she looked like freddy crooger the Janeirike version. 5/10/2006
L.O.L yo mother is so jack she took a pack of tampkns from walmart. 5/10/2006
Malocom yomama so stupid she thoght her daddy was her grandma 5/10/2006
Angel sinclair yo mama so harry she grew afros on her nipples and thought it was her braw? 5/10/2006
anonymous yo mama so dum sh stole a free cookie,
yo mama so ugly she said bloddy mary 3 times and bloddy mary said i aint comin out (from marcus)
5/9/2006
g yo mama so fat she use the sky tower for a tampon 5/4/2006
stupid funny as hell i can not stop laughing 5/2/2006
Michael Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. 4/29/2006
manie ice Your mama looks like a roach that roaches said "welcome back,welcome back!" 4/28/2006
manie ice Your mama so funny looking she makes clowns cry!
4/28/2006
manie ice Yo Mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection runs away! 4/28/2006
issues queen yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v just to see the couch!@
4/28/2006
MK girl OMG!! hilarious! :) 4/27/2006
Minnie funny, could be better :) 4/27/2006
yelena inzhirov yo mama is so fat when she jumped into the pool she started hurricane katrina 4/27/2006
cody10 thats the worst how bout yo momma is so hairy she has a fro on her bellybutton 4/25/2006
K-9 yo mama so dum she stole a free cookie 4/23/2006
michelle your momma so fat she was riding a jetski looked like she was farting across the water 4/23/2006
k-9 nick wtf is ''you r green?!?!?!? 4/22/2006
sina your mama so poor she turns off all the clocks at night to save power 4/20/2006
kanye west ur mama so ugli when she gets a haircut the hair falls off bakwards
4/20/2006
nick you are green 4/20/2006
jonathan yo momma so fat when she walked out the house with high heels she came back with flip flops. 4/20/2006
matthew there all stupied but steven had a cool one
4/19/2006
derick yo dont be teasin bout my mamma
cuz dude ur mamma so fat that when she sat on a quarter a buger shot out of george washingtons nose
4/17/2006
cody selner ok 4/12/2006
mike jones yo mama so ugly dat when she sweats it drips backwards off her forehead to stay away from her face ; yo mama smile so damn crooked dat when she smile it look like her tongue in prison - BIYIIIIITCHH!!! 4/11/2006
la la nice going Kasha tell it to her like it is & ur hot he he he 4/10/2006
la la you know whats so funny a bout ur joke NOTHING 4/10/2006
rocks11 Yo Mamma so fat when she died and went to heaven God said "One at a time people 4/8/2006
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