| Name |
Views and Comments | Date |
| grr. |
Your a good writer, but if the story is true-I hate you. |
2/24/2009 |
| The Clock Maker |
I dont know if you were trying to be funny, but this made me laugh. Hard. Great article. Very descriptive and funny. Helluva writer. |
12/29/2008 |
| Ben D. |
That is fantastic! You are a braver man than I. |
12/15/2008 |
| human being |
its ok to write a comment...but do you think it is right to make fun of a fat ladies body like this...a girl is fat doesn't mean she is not an human being, a girl being fat doesn't indicate she dont have any desires... it is not neccessary that she is fat because of her fault...no one is perfect...even the most beautiful women you have met have some imperfection but you might not have noticed as you were completely amused by her beauty...when next time you criticise some one please think that they are also humans and think that you are also not perfect...god gives different gifts to different persons...understand that and love them instead of loving their body...ok... |
7/4/2008 |
| qwertyuiop |
lol |
8/22/2006 |
| Irritated |
That was extremely stupid, and anyone who found humor in this story must have nothing but a 7th grader boys sense of humor. Absolutely disgusting, and for those of you who think everyone else has no sense of humor because they do not think it's funny, maybe you should take a step back and re-evaluate your sense of humor, and some of you others need to learn to spell. |
1/7/2004 |
| MIke. |
You know..,having always been attracted to tall,slender women,I have recently had the unique pleasure of having sex with two different short,fat and squatty women in a short period of time..,and despite the fact that I haven't been with either of them again since then..,found it very enjoyable. |
10/20/2003 |
| jojo |
no offense to the author but that wasn't funny, it was however discusting!! Way too discriptive |
8/28/2003 |
| PhatGirl |
Being a phat girl, although I'm not the size of a whale, I'd say this story is incredibly enlightening about the differences in men and women. At times, it was almost too descriptive, but you helped build a picture of the scene very effectively. |
8/16/2003 |
| Kellie |
well obviousally he must have been somewhat turned on, due to the fact you cant have sex without being erect... thus i feel most of his story was false..but parts were funny i admit. i just hope i never stumble upon someone as grotesk as this man |
7/28/2003 |
| Peggie |
I saw robert all alone at the bar, you know just by looking at someone that they never get any. Fed him the same line i use on all my first-timers i.e. I'm a sure thing! Next thing I know we're back at my room. We're sitting on the bed - he's really nervous, I get bored, and start eating some leftovers from earlier. When i finish I turn off the light hoping it will build his confidence a little. It does. He starts feeling his way around my body, at first its teasing then I realise he does'nt have a clue what he's doing(first-timer is right!). I start to think of the half pack of twinkies in the fridge. After another few minutes of probing I feel a small sharp object enter into my armpit. The object begins to move back and forth probing deeper and deeper. This must have went on for at least thirty seconds. After this time he gave a loud moan. I was astonished, what was he thinking, then i began to feel sorry for him. At this time it was getting light so I decided not to tell him but leave him with the thought he was the best i'd ever had. I ushered him out the door before he could ask for my number. After he left I rummaged through my handbag, "YES" i shouted, as I pulled out my Ron Jeremy Deluxe, The night wouldnt be wasted after all! |
7/25/2003 |
| PELVAAN |
HELL YEA |
7/24/2003 |
| Chorus |
I guess someone was eventually bound to do it. You sick, sick bastard.
|
7/23/2003 |
| i don't care |
i felt sick after reading this... parts of it were funny. he seems to try too hard when writing parts of the passage |
7/23/2003 |
| Luke |
How did you overcome the smell?
How did you not PUKE?
How did you keep it hard?
|
7/22/2003 |
| libby |
Agnes, et al... This is FICTION. F I C T I O N. Since when does fiction have to be politically correct? I have never laughed so goddam hard in all my life. I'm not skinny either. I could refer to myself as pleasantly plump and be lying by 20 lbs. And I'm sick and tired of everyone being so politically correct. Is nothing just purely funny anymore? Besides, what makes you think a girl like Peggie couldn't have had a good time? |
7/22/2003 |
| disco |
my good friend Mr Jack Daniels convinced me to go down "no hope lane" once. it wasn't any better than this. |
7/22/2003 |
| SHADES |
That kind of perseverance is what heros are made of |
7/21/2003 |
| Errick |
hmm COLLEGEEHUMOR |
7/21/2003 |
| Neil |
Wow, just wow...great story. LOL Keep 'em coming.. |
7/21/2003 |
| moonof pakistan |
HALLO every 1
how r u ? I m fine . You know 1 day you will die then who spend ther time in good things in the earth they goes JENNAH & those who r "engoies" the world they r gone in the mouth of snakes.
yours trully friend
moon2003
|
7/21/2003 |
| wanda |
i love sex |
7/21/2003 |
| Swede |
Saw orgazmo. I know EXACTLY which scene Me is refering to. And damn, I think this story shows to what depths man will sink to get some... |
7/20/2003 |
| Some guy.. |
do people realize the purpose of this story? It's not to critique him. is he sitting at a starbucks while you sip your coffee? NO! just read the damn story. lets face it, if you actually read this whole story obviously you're not an editor. |
7/19/2003 |
| Joe |
My good God, some of you people are way to tight in the anal area. its a STORY, lighten up on the guy and laugh...unless it was about someones wife..... |
7/19/2003 |
| peggie |
ROB! HOW COULD YOU! I THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL! |
7/19/2003 |
| VaNiLaIc3 |
I got 20 bux saying leila's a dyke! |
7/19/2003 |
| jason |
gross dude. have some respect for yourself |
7/19/2003 |
| GAMECOCK |
Absolutely hilarious. Very descriptive and funny. Great story. |
7/19/2003 |
| the king |
It's the same as most fairy tales...You gotta slay a few dragons before you get to the princess! hahaha |
7/19/2003 |
| Hammie |
EWWWWWWWWWWWW...but good story |
7/19/2003 |
| Bill |
You are SO stupid. |
7/19/2003 |
| Aaron |
I thought it was a good story. A good writer writes things people enjoy reading. And I enjoyed that, it kept me entertained. The people who critisize your writing sound like they write text books for a living, and I cant remember the last time I enjoyed one of those books. |
7/19/2003 |
| Fysha |
Oh my God. That was awsome. |
7/19/2003 |
| Capt. Awesome |
Ten bucks says Leila's a dyke |
7/19/2003 |
| Brand New |
Well done my good man, well done. Quite the entertaining tale. I enjoyed it very much, and to those who didn't, well...your vote doesn't count. |
7/19/2003 |
| LoBsTaR |
u got guts man, i respect that |
7/19/2003 |
| Wonko the Sane |
Excuse me while I go find a basin, for the purpose of vomiting the memory of this horrid story out of my being. |
7/19/2003 |
| Cap'n Crappy |
Poorly written. No talent detected. That is all. |
7/19/2003 |
| Hate You |
Dude! Don't quit your day job at the car wash or Wendy's or wherever it is you stink up for 8 hours a day. |
7/19/2003 |
| Caitlin |
No way is that story true.... is it? If it is, for your sake I hope that you exaggerated it. |
7/19/2003 |
| Leila |
The story wasn't what I'd call funny, more like hearing a 14 year old boy make up a lie to his buddies, and you just shrug and humor him.
As a writer, I'd have to comment that using an extrensive vocabulary and a heap of metaphors isn't what makes you talented. The people that have complimented your writing are the kind of people that didn't know the meanings of the five-syllable words.
Next time be an adult, and rely on your story-telling skills rather than your thesaurus. |
7/18/2003 |
| me |
If you ever have seen the movie "Orgazmo" than this story will remind you of a scene in the movie, if you havent seen it, damn, you suck. |
7/18/2003 |
| Jerrod |
This sounds vaguely familiar. |
7/18/2003 |
| J.D. |
hmmm... Let's just go with WOW.
|
7/18/2003 |
| Jack |
Great story, thou I must say I'm glad I'm not you. (No offense). As an old song goes "Even Robert Redford overhauled". |
7/18/2003 |
| Kevin |
that was damn funny! |
7/18/2003 |
| Wally, U.P. MI |
It was so good,I'm going to read it again soon! |
7/18/2003 |
| Tom, MI |
I forget, what college is Kalamazoo? Western? |
7/18/2003 |
| Ncane |
Absolutely hilarious. It was an emotional rollercoaster. |
7/18/2003 |
| Jeremy |
That Dan guy is a herb....your character is fine..excellent story..i no longer feel the need to lay a fat chick, as it was described in such detail that i feel as i already have. Thanks |
7/18/2003 |
| Dan |
I think that perhaps the reason you didn't get to experience any Nicole Kidman types is not due to your appearance so much as your character. |
7/18/2003 |
| Alex Montezon |
Okay that was slightly amusing, although a bit long, and incredibly offensive. |
7/18/2003 |
| ALEX BROWN |
That was great. You have described in detail something I too have experienced. I was too intoxicated to remember it, but now, you, have brought back precious memeories I had thought were lost. By the way, I do remember we were to drunk to perform, but i tried, i tried for a long time. I took her home quickly though, before the sun could come up and expose me for the real horn dog I was. |
7/18/2003 |
| febs |
did you hit from behind? |
7/18/2003 |
| Ian |
I promise all of our women are not of similar carriage to Peggy.
Sincerely,
Kalamazoo |
7/18/2003 |
| flecka |
i couldn't be bothered to read it it was 2 long but the first bit was okay. |
7/16/2003 |
| Daisy, Az |
The humor is subjective and personally not to my taste. From a writer's perspective, the story was a daring choice of topic, whether true events or not. It captures the reader's attention and imagination immediately and tugs the reader along, mostly out of a morbid sense of fascination. The humor lies in the satirization of Peggie's obesity with the use of common obesity myths to support it, ie, she farted in a public place "and smiled at him flirtatiously" when a majority of women would rather die than suffer such an embarrassment (in front of a prospective beau that is); "...she'd be almost agreeable looking if she lost 300lbs-"(400lb plus people don't get around well in the first place, and why caveat whether she has a pretty face or not?); also, she ate enough food for 4 people when they were back at her hotel room. I agree with a comment from another reader, obese people don't eat that much food in front of people they don't know or are trying to impress. But that all comes down to a logic issue, and as soon as the reader started the story, he/she was willing to suspend disblief long enough to finish the story. So again, well written in that context. I must agree with yet another reader, the terrain metaphors/analogies got a bit heavy (no pun intended). Every type of terrain feature known to man isn't required to describe her body, the point came across quite well within the first few usages. Lovely line about "deceptive nooks and seductive crannies", was quite poetic and lent a nice touch. Oh, and only one other recommendation, break the exceptionally long paragraph with the terrain lesson into two parts--a nice place to start another paragraph would be "Simply put, Peggie's body...". I must admit, while part of me was offended by the story and I didn't enjoy it in the same fashion some of the readers found, overall it was an interesting glimpse into the main character's mind...I just hope it wasn't real. |
6/28/2003 |
| Juicee |
Robert, you were too harsh. Thats mean, but at least you weren't mean to her. |
6/8/2003 |
| Arnaldo |
Spam? You can stuff MY mailbox with stories this funny anytime. |
6/3/2003 |
| spammers suck |
spammers suck.
it's annoying, and of course you come across as desperate, which totally undercuts any talent someone might happen to think you have. i was not interested to read more than the first paragraph or two, so i can't really speak on that. but then again, i'm not inclined to find out-- because you spammed this crap to a board i'm on. |
6/3/2003 |
| RIgrunner |
haha mint story lets see that photo! |
5/23/2003 |
| bongo |
The first comment in the lot, by Sandy, is funny. If most of these morbidly obese people ate what they claimed to eat, they wouldn't be so big. Just being that big consumes huge amounts of calories, and they tend to keep up with it. I weigh about 220 pounds, but hell, I eat too much, I admit it. |
5/19/2003 |
| Sandy |
Are you sure you are experienced in the psychi of the Obese? I find it very hard to believe you ever saw anyone scarf down that much food and want to discover other food groups. Most Obese persons eat less than the average person per day. They have abnormal or very slow metabolisms and therefore anything they put in their stomachs does not burn well. However science is trying desperately to resolve this compiling problem. Anyway, your story is a big on the far fetched side but humorous in some ways and I don't mean the Obese person. I mean you are the funny one. If you couyld not find your way around a 450-500 pound person then oh boy are you in trouble. Hopefully when middle aged spread hits you or some other type of disease that causes you to balloon up to 200-400 pound person you will be able to navigate around your own self. |
5/17/2003 |
| numero uno |
Alls you gota do bro, next time ya havin trouble finding the fat womans punani, is roll her in flour and find the wet spot. |
5/16/2003 |
| Karma |
Maybe she was doing some sexual research herself, and you were her "Ugly New York Jew-boy" bedpost notch??? |
5/15/2003 |
| Frankie |
Bravo mate! Nevermind what some of these people are saying. That was probably the best night of that big girl's life.
ps. Dick is right...Apechild.com rules! |
5/15/2003 |
| Dick |
Bubbles, what's your email address? I would like a go at it.......he he Really give it up I want you.
Apechild rules |
5/14/2003 |
| Peggy |
I enjoyed every minute with my little man. He licked me well and I came. I now new what it felt like to be a woman. Thanks again my skinny friend. You are such a good lover and I for one appreciate it. xo xo Bubbles |
5/14/2003 |
| Scared |
Um, i'm just scared...and New York City is like a fashion capital of the world...any girl, even if not fat, that has sizes even in the high single and low double digits can have a hard time finsing aome clothing, as girls in the east starve themselves because the atmosphere sucks, but girls on the west coast generally have nice weather so they can go out, sweat while even walking to lose weight, have their hair lightened by the sun, get a nice sunbathed skin tone and just look hot..also places like Miami...lots of skin...either way, the story had a little too much emphasis on syntax, etc....but I was really frightened by your experimental prospects. I want to know about your experience with an extremely skinny chick...i mean, did you break that girl? maybe when you were screwing her she cracked her hips or she had no vaginal mound so you were rubbing against bone? i hear enough stories of chubby chasers...forget the 110-130 pound slender girls who still know how to eat!! gimme those 70 pound one food in the grave anorexic stories!!!! |
5/14/2003 |
| Kayleigh |
lmao |
5/14/2003 |
| Haha |
Look at Agnes go! Peggie is a fat piece of worthless stinking inhuman , and deserved to be choked to death by the first person to see her naked. This man here did her a favor by taking pity on this massive failure of a human and NOT killing her -- although that may have just been because he couldn't get his little hands around the tree-trunk of her neck. |
5/13/2003 |
| Agnes |
Peter,
I am not entirely sure what you got out of the interaction with 'Peggie,' but when a man wonders why women feel sensitive and insecure, you will now know the reason.
You details about 'Peggie's' body was, in my opinion, is very immoral. Even though I am not a large person, quite the contrary, you description of 'Peggie,' should only serve to make you feel disgusted with yourself.
My grandmother had this saying "A stiff prick has no conscience," and by this foolish tale of your sexcapde with an extremely large woman, shows that you are a selfish and shallow man.
Did it not ever occur to you, that 'Peggie,' may have never had sex until the night you came along? Did you ever think that she might feel embrassed of herself, and that is why she was eating? Or may she took the trip east from the Mid-West, hoping to find a guy that would not make fun of her or tease her?
Maybe if you had truly taken time to get to know her, you may have found that she had a heart of gold, and wonderful personality. But seeing as that you were only out to please yourself and conduct an experiment, I guess those thoughts eluded you.
In my opinion, you are what is wrong with the world. The way women act is the direct result of how they are or were treated by men.
The only thing that you missed out on, was probably getting to know a truly warm, and probably caring person.
From reading your description, it is apparent that you should have been glad that 'Peggie' even gave you a tumble.
I would suggest that you do research on how a man's attitude affects a woman's life.
But then in order to do that, you first have to have a heart, and you surly do not by even doing such a thing. |
5/12/2003 |
| Peter Bowel |
Good story, but this one is better http://www.megarad.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1277 |
5/11/2003 |
| bishop |
at least he made it out of the hole alive:() |
5/9/2003 |
| DjSoundFX |
now that takes real balls. you're a real man. |
5/8/2003 |
| AriesAvatar |
Ancient Horny Man proverb: "Sex is like Pizza; Good pizza rocks, but even bad pizza is still pretty good." |
5/8/2003 |
| matt |
you truely are a trooper, searching high,low, and even deep jus to get a nut off, and a new experience to write in the records, truely a great venture it seems you had. me myself, preferr the more thinner ones. but its us, that say thank you to you, for taking care of the chubby ones |
5/7/2003 |
| Kiera |
wow... now i wonder how it feels to bang a fat guy ... |
5/7/2003 |
| chris |
now thats what i cal cushin for the pushin |
5/7/2003 |
| Cindi |
How awful. For her. Being a lady of 190 lbs or there about I am not grossly obese, but reading your story, while it was entertaining if you could avoid the plot altogether, I felt terrible about myself. I know there is a place for humor like this but so many feelings could be hurt. Use your talent for good versus evil. |
5/7/2003 |
| Kelton |
Your story was well executed. We've all had the fortune/misfortune to ride "the big wave", whether we claim to have had nothing over 110 or not. One thing a friend told me at an early age, was that no matter what someone looks like, "somebody out there's having sex with them". |
5/5/2003 |
| william |
Humping fat girls and riding mopeds are both great fun, you just don't want yer mates to find out. |
5/5/2003 |
| dave the dude |
Better Ye than Me! |
5/5/2003 |
| Willis |
I'm right there with ya bro! When life throws ya a curveball, there is nothing like a little fatty pumpin to cheer ya up...when the rest say no, and you feel out in the cold...look to a fatty to make you feel like a man again. Well, at least to get your nut off anyway! |
5/5/2003 |
| Sharon |
Ouch! atta boy....:) |
5/5/2003 |
| im_dying_of_lif |
lol, u r one sick dude to expose the world to this story, but it's absoultely hillarious! |
5/4/2003 |
| Kramer |
You are one brave man. I would never do that.
I'll stick with my 110Lbs girls. |
5/3/2003 |
| Bob |
Brillantly written! |
5/3/2003 |
| Seth |
Big girls need lovin too. You can take my place in line. Good man! |
5/3/2003 |
| ken |
Fat girls are cool. I took my to the new mall, put her on one of those new electronic/talking weight scales, put in a quarter and the scale said "Hey, one at a time!" |
5/3/2003 |
| Polarbear |
I have never had any bad sex only different grades of good!
Good Job
|
5/3/2003 |
| Doug |
true...not true...doesn't matter, i still almost pissed myself when i read this. I always wondered if someone out there, anywhere, got with "the fat chicks" of this world. Rock on brother...you destract the fatties and i'll hit on their hot 110 Lbs friends:) |
5/3/2003 |
| Arondight |
You area true hero! |
4/30/2003 |
| Cyrano |
I have not the words.... |
4/30/2003 |
| Digit |
quite something! ;p
and after reading your insights, may i never have to satisify my curiosity of such "humongous" things. |
4/29/2003 |
| Andy |
Whoa |
4/29/2003 |
| Will in IT |
I work in an IT department with geeks and fat chicks, and the story was great, but most of the fat chicks I know will not eat in front of anybody. You still see them with a hefty bag of Mickey D's, but they usually seclude themselves in a corner, so as not to unleash on anybody the sight of them scarfing down food. Come to think of it, I've never seen a fat chick eat. But other than that, the rest of the story sounds true. |
4/29/2003 |
| Chris |
Are you more a geography teacher than a story teller? At a point I thought you're exploring a mountain, a valley, and finally a cave! No hard felling! But big lady also need love just like every " life being" needs, agree? It's not nice to contour others like that. khonhe@pd.jaring.my |
4/27/2003 |
| Marcos |
Big girls need love too...way to go! |
4/23/2003 |
