Yo Mama So Fat

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jake yo momma so fat she sat on top of walmart and lowered the prices 10/19/2009
tiera what up o wat happen u haters to get at me 10/15/2009
ezeke yo momma is so fat that she uses tickle me elmo as a vibrater
yo momma is so fat that when she farted it made a hurricane and they named it hurricane catharina
10/1/2009
elmo its good 10/1/2009
lilsaint2009 your mama is so fat and old when god said let there be light he shoved her out of the way 9/30/2009
jonathan wizkid yo momma so poor that when i went to her house for dinner i grabbed a paper plate and she said "don't use the good china" LOL 9/24/2009
jonathan wizkid yo momma so fat that she has her own area code 9/24/2009
holly owen you mama is soo fat that when she bends down theres a full moon. 9/20/2009
hayley owen your so ugly that your own mother didnt recgnoise ya! bwshake babeh/ 9/20/2009
ishax yo mama is so fat she can't take pictures she has to take posters.to erika 9/15/2009
ishat yomama is so fat when she was born she gave the hospital strech marks. to erika 9/14/2009
nga your mama is so skinny that she can do the hulahoops with the buger rings chips 9/6/2009
taylor omg lol 9/4/2009
Funny yo mama so huge that when it was creation day god said get out of the way because ur blocking da sun 9/3/2009
funny Your mama so fat that when she jumped into the pool the pool jump out 9/3/2009
joung reezy your mama is so poor one day i cam to vesit her and step on a sigar and she sad who tund of the hether 8/31/2009
joung reezy your mama is so fat that she can block the green light 8/31/2009
reece Yo0o Mumas so fat when she wearing yellow the skool kids say aww man i missed the skool bus :( 8/24/2009
Unknown.s Your mama is so fat the army has to use her pants for parachuting! 8/20/2009
LOLGIRL u guys are all 13itches 8/14/2009
celina your mommas so fat that shes fat 8/14/2009
celina your mommas so dumb that when she sees a yellow bus with white kids in them she said cool twinkies 8/14/2009
Cc Yo mamma head so nappy you can play hide and go seek in it! 8/13/2009
Cc Yo mama so dumb when somebody told her it was chilli outside she took a bowl! 8/11/2009
Andrey Yo Mama So Fat, When Ever She Bungy Jumps The Cord Comes Back. 8/11/2009
Lukas Hart Yo mama is so fat she got hit by a parked car! 8/10/2009
fito your mama so fat when she put on a yello dress people go taxi taxi! 7/16/2009
brad klkl 7/14/2009
keila thts 2 long nd corny 7/3/2009
Anwar that was tight 6/30/2009
Sarah ahaha its funny but ive heard and seen better! NEXT!... 6/28/2009
fred that is stupid 6/18/2009
erin love em' 6/18/2009
destiny hahaha thats good! 6/16/2009
adrian yo mama so fat that when she sit on the couch shie brakes the couch. 6/15/2009
nana your mama so fat she was the star of free willy she was willy the whale 6/14/2009
kai Very funny 6/13/2009
djzoni ha ha ha that is so funny 6/13/2009
tyreke alright 6/12/2009
zach l YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WAZ BORN HER DAD SAID " IT'S TREASURE" AND HER MOMMA SAID "YEAH LETS GO BURRY IT". 6/12/2009
zach l thts an o.k. one. 6/12/2009
LOL GIRL YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE JUMPED IN A SWIMMING POOL AND CAUSED A SYNOMY! 6/12/2009
LOL GIRL yo mama so stupid that when she sat on the t.v. she broke the satilite box! 6/12/2009
LOL GIRL YO MAMA SO POOR SHE HAD 3 BEANS ON A PLATE AND A KID CAME AND TOOK 1 BEAN AND SAID DON'T GET TO GREEDY NOW! 6/12/2009
LOL GIRL HALARIOUS! 6/12/2009
bob they are halarios 6/12/2009
jeremiah u arent that good u r horrible 6/11/2009
Alexis thats real funnie i never heard anything like it 6/11/2009
cesar vasquez it's is very good joke. 6/8/2009
Drake Your mom is so fat after having sex she rolled over and smoked a ham! 6/6/2009
sentle yo momma so poor when she went to mcdonalds she got a milkshake and put it on layaway 6/6/2009
joe s it wasnt that good! 6/6/2009
phil yo mama so fat that fat they had to go to sea world get her baptized 6/5/2009
kent yo mama so fat that when she get in the oean the wales start singing "we are family even know you are fater then me" 6/5/2009
jose ramos yo mama so fat every time she wear her rain coat they thought she was a taxi 6/5/2009
jose ramos yo mama so fat they thoght she was a walking planet 6/5/2009
wheels your mama is so fat she needs hula-hoops to hold up her socks 6/5/2009
jordan yo ma is so ugly when she a contest she came in 1st 2nd and 3rd place 6/4/2009
jordan yo mama so stupid when she saw she said wait texi 6/4/2009
ANONYMOUS Yo mamma is so fat that when she farted, Al Gore blamed her of GLOBAL WARMING! 6/3/2009
shawn yo momma so fat in February people said DAMN its halloween already 6/3/2009
will yo momma so stupid she drunk sperm and thought it was milk 6/3/2009
blake Yo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection flicked her off and ran away 6/3/2009
shawn yo mama so fat when she tiptoes everyone yells STAMPEDE! 6/3/2009
anonymous Yo mama's so fat we took a picture of here last christmas and its STILL printing! 6/3/2009
U DONT NO ME Yo mama so fat that she has her own orbit and when she walks into a room the chairs all form and circle her 6/3/2009
isha t really funny jokes need more? 6/3/2009
mondo s that was awful 6/1/2009
Denis You Are So Ugly When You Were Born The Doctor Slap Your mama 5/30/2009
robbie yo mammas so fat she has 2 wake up in sections. 5/29/2009
LOLGIRL UR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE FELL HER STOMACE BROKE HER FALL LOL 5/29/2009
loves2laugh YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT THE DEVIL WAS GOOD AND GOD WAS EVIL 5/29/2009
yo mama yo mama is soo fat nasa named her the 9th planet. 5/29/2009
Dis dick yo mama so fat that she look like valery mom! 5/28/2009
momo yo mama so fat when she walked pass the tv we miss the whole god damn movie and it was at least 2 hours long 5/28/2009
liam anderson your ma is like a shotgun 2 pumps and she blows 5/28/2009
ceenelz your mama is so stupid that she took a remote to the movies. 5/28/2009
victor your momma so stupid she tried to steal free bread 5/27/2009
brylee un funny 5/27/2009
luis yo mama is so fat her picture takes two frame 5/27/2009
luis your mama is so fat she took a picture last christmas and still printi 5/27/2009
devell yo momma so dumb she sell hur car for gas money 5/26/2009
lucy-anne your mama is so fat when she a knife threw her leg gravy cane out 5/25/2009
lucy yo mama when so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles 5/25/2009
reefykilla yo mama so fat when she farted da sun moved 5/24/2009
LIL MA MAR YO MAMA SO STUPID SHEGOT LOCK IN TE GROCEY STORE AND STARVE 5/23/2009
LIL MA MAR THES JOKES ARE SO ,FUNNY UL WILL MAKE ME ROLLED DOWN THE15 STAIRS IN TEN SECOND FAST 5/23/2009
Ana.V yo mamma so fat she breaks her bed because she can't through the door... 5/23/2009
Hcool yo mama's so fat when she fell off of a cliff she got stuck between the middle! 5/23/2009
horace Yo mama so fat she was baptized in sea world 5/23/2009
alison YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE ATE JENNY AND CRAIG 5/23/2009
leon huynh yomama so fat she went to a sincetist's lab the sincetist said what kind of dinosar is that 5/22/2009
mike sweterman these are very offinsive "jokes" and they should not be said to anyone they are very hurtfull 5/22/2009
kumi 4 yo mama is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people shout out taxi taxi! 5/22/2009
Kim Possible These jokes r so funny i almost died of liver disease 5/21/2009
kiki handy thats so wrong! 5/21/2009
daniel yo mamma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittels fell out 5/21/2009
joe s yo mama so fat they use her underwear for a parachute 5/21/2009
emmy this was a corney joke 5/19/2009
zack your mom is so fat she have to jump in the sea to take a bath 5/19/2009
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