Funny Yo Mama Jokes

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brett yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror jason popped out and said i quit 10/3/2009
alex (girl) yo mamma so fat when she was born she gave the hospital strech markes 8/8/2009
alex (girl) i think that the first yo mamma joke was da best 8/8/2009
YA HOME BOY Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. 6/12/2009
jeremiah that was kinda good but you said it wrong its like this yo mama is so poor that when i stepped on a cigaret she said who turned out all the lights. 6/11/2009
someone better LAME! btw you spelled cigarette wrong! LOL ROFL 6/2/2009
adele Thsi is better 'Ur mama's so fat that when she put on a yellow raincot the little kid said 'Hey the school bus is here'
And
'Ur mama's so old that she rode a chariot to highschool' Now that's music 2 ur ears
6/2/2009
lexi i dont eman 2 b rudee luv.. but dey wer terrible : yo mama is so fat wen she put on a yellow raincoat people yellrd TAXI! now thats a classic... 6/1/2009
ok ItS Ok 5/31/2009
nezzy that si the most stupidest joke i've ever heard hey that bible joke was the most stupidest joke ever!,make up new jokes you j0kers 5/28/2009
galinda this is off the boom 5/27/2009
gabby I like the joke about the heater and i like the joke about the bible 5/26/2009
VaLeah LOL That was fing funny 5/26/2009
lucy yo mama is so ugly that freddy cuiger had nightmares about her 5/25/2009
lucy yo mama is so fat that when she does a 360 degresse circle
she gets a welcome home party
5/25/2009
LUCY YO MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE HAS TO TIE SASUGES AROUND HER NECK TO GET THE DOGS TO COME AROUND 5/25/2009
LUCY yo mama so fat when she put on a blue coat everyone called WHALE... 5/25/2009
lucy yo mama is so fat when she steped on the the scales
it said one person at time please
heres another one
yo mama is fat when she brought her knickers to the dry cleaners
they siad sorry dont take curtains
5/25/2009
lucy yo mama is so stupid she got nocked down y a parked car 5/25/2009
cynthia k wow dats a burn! 5/23/2009
z-man i liked the superbowl one 5/21/2009
doe you made fun of the bible that is so stupid and dum so you are not funny 5/21/2009
joe those are funny man 5/19/2009
SARA last one is great haha 5/18/2009
anonymous your mama sooo fat that the us army used her panties as a parachute! 5/15/2009
anonymous thats funny like hilariously funny 5/15/2009
tyler yo mama so old she makes dirt look new 5/11/2009
Deidrich some of them R funny but my mom knows more then U 5/11/2009
daimian childs yo mama so fat she uses a blanket for a wash cloth 5/9/2009
isaac b yo mama so fat even god couldnt lift her spirits 5/8/2009
Kemoniee man...wat is wrong wit yall...yall got da worst jokes in da world dat it aint even funny no mo' 5/5/2009
hosh ja its alrite but you guys could do better u knw 4/29/2009
La'Adrian no neva mind they not all that good it looks like some lame azz person copied these jokes because i have read most of them on other sites so yea whoever wrote these..u seriously need to upgrade 4/14/2009
La'Adrian these are great yo mama jokes but i have seen better 4/14/2009
madison kirksey these jokes aint funny listen to dis yo mama so fat ...her favorite color in the crayon box is white gray now dat is funny:) 4/12/2009
andie not so good :/// 4/12/2009
annie there all old and i no 76 4/11/2009
annie these arent good. u got em off da internet 4/11/2009
oo There okay but some are REALLY corny. :) 4/7/2009
Tyler Runyon those joes are good but i can do better then that p.s it needs work alot of work! 4/6/2009
lololol cool 4/3/2009
Jonah Val Yo mama so desperate that she got a boaner when she found out whinnie the pooh had no pants 4/3/2009
Jonah val nice pussie 4/3/2009
joe that is very funny yo mama jokes give me more 4/3/2009
lucy stevens yo momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it 4/3/2009
Crystal yo mama soo short people say "AHH an ant" 4/2/2009
Ezell I hear these jokes all the time not funny... 4/2/2009
luis yo mama is so short she can back flip under ur bed 3/31/2009
jonathan k on the third one you should put autographed by jesus that woud be funny 3/30/2009
choclate ur mommas so fat wen she sat on yadira she flattened her but 3/30/2009
jordan those are good 3/30/2009
robert yo mama so fat that she made the world new 3/29/2009
jamy These are by far some of the best yo momma jokes eva. 3/29/2009
MICHAEL datJ OKE wuz funny azz . LMFAO 3/27/2009
joey bad jokes 3/25/2009
andrew yo mama so poor she strips at chuke e cheese for tokens 3/25/2009
Allie B. Yo mama is so fat every time she steps in the ocean they call her moses! 3/24/2009
ali hey 3/23/2009
Bob Only 1 was funny and an other I didn`t get, but the others were not funny. 3/19/2009
ND Rocks1177 why are you even trying. these are so bad and you need a life other than the one in yo mama's basement 3/18/2009
kenny your moms so fat the scale ran away. 3/16/2009
kenny your mammas so stupid when she saw a school whith people in it with white t shirts on she yelled "TWINKEY!"and ran after it. 3/16/2009
mr. money yo mammas so stupid when you got sisspended she grounded you from school do you think that is a good one if type back and i will send you five pages me and my friends made up 3/14/2009
SHE LOL LAURA ! 3/14/2009
Lil Wayne your mama is so stupid when dad said its chilli outside she got a spoon and ran out the door 3/14/2009
Laura wow omg i'm sry but those weren't all that funny. watch out, ready for my fav one. Yo mama so fat when she jumps she gets stuck in the sky! Corny but so corny it's funny 3/13/2009
ALICIA it was all RIGHT but you can do better! 3/13/2009
Nicole I have one :
YO mama so stinky people say the last time she took a shower was with cavemen :)
3/13/2009
DARKLOVE yo mamma so ugly that her birth cirtificate was an apoplgy note! 3/13/2009
clyde they are funny i cannot stop lafing... 3/13/2009
lil red i got a better one you mamas eyes are so baggy she can fit grocries into theme 3/12/2009
lil red evil canival good one lol 3/12/2009
big D These yo mama jokes are so fummy 3/12/2009
wild wow not really funny come up with something better 3/12/2009
mike i dont even get the third one at all 3/11/2009
dominique those jokes were not even funny 3/11/2009
kk OLD JOKES GET NEW ONES NOW! 3/10/2009
lala u cnt even think of good jokes 3/9/2009
Mimi Some where go some were bad and i've seen better you could do better do'nt take it personal but try harder next time 3/8/2009
Bob These are Whack! 3/8/2009
Shana The pig joke was alright 3/8/2009
lilly i have one. hows this. yo mama is so tall she uses the itful tower as her golfing tea 3/6/2009
juan thats funny 3/6/2009
YOURMAMAHATA This website is very gleeful.
It rocks my socks.
3/6/2009
danny lol funny 3/5/2009
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