Funny Sayings about Old Age

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Peter Baxter The rage of age by Peter Shakespeare Baxter

Shall I compare thee to a child at play?

You are much more stupid and far less petite.

And rumbling winds echo within your pants, I’d say,

Smelling much worse, than any a dog would eat.

Sometimes thy massacred eyes look into mine

Through streaked, flashed hair that needs a cut,

No scarecrow has a mop like thine,

The crows have flown, leaving footprints in time.

The shadow of your grin it will not fade;

Though an image of your youth, I always keep.

O, how I would love to change you for someone new;

That would look like an angel, in her a sleep.

Suddenly I hear a crash, but that’s….Dam

That’s seven years bad luck, and I missed the cat.

Peter Baxter		 7/25/2011
ma feast your peepers on these comments!" 11/14/2010
maria great sayings very very funny 10/16/2009
mIRANDA i feel the same way and im 14 way too old 10/5/2009
KAREN LESTER I FOUND THIS INFORMATION AMUSING AND VEY USEFUL FOR MY PROJECT 3/6/2009
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