Funny Sayings about Old Age
Comments on article "Funny Sayings about Old Age"| Name | Views and Comments | Date |
| Peter Baxter | The rage of age by Peter Shakespeare Baxter Shall I compare thee to a child at play? You are much more stupid and far less petite. And rumbling winds echo within your pants, I’d say, Smelling much worse, than any a dog would eat. Sometimes thy massacred eyes look into mine Through streaked, flashed hair that needs a cut, No scarecrow has a mop like thine, The crows have flown, leaving footprints in time. The shadow of your grin it will not fade; Though an image of your youth, I always keep. O, how I would love to change you for someone new; That would look like an angel, in her a sleep. Suddenly I hear a crash, but that’s….Dam That’s seven years bad luck, and I missed the cat. Peter Baxter |
7/25/2011 |
| ma | feast your peepers on these comments!" | 11/14/2010 |
| maria | great sayings very very funny | 10/16/2009 |
| mIRANDA | i feel the same way and im 14 way too old | 10/5/2009 |
| KAREN LESTER | I FOUND THIS INFORMATION AMUSING AND VEY USEFUL FOR MY PROJECT | 3/6/2009 |

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