Sweet Things To Say to Your Girlfriend

Here are some nice things you can tell your girlfriend or ex.
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The Rules

1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The female is always Right.
3. The rules can change without notice, at any time for no apparent reason.
4. Males can't know the rules.
5. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of the rules.
6. The female never bears the blame for being wrong.
7. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something that the male did or said which was wrong.
8. If rule 7 applies, the male must apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
9. The female can change her mind.
10. The male must never change his mind without the consent of the female.
11. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
12. The male must always remain calm unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The female must never let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
14. If the female has PMS, there are no rules,
15. The male cannot diagnose PMS. but you should do this at all times anyway.


THE RULES A MUST FOLLOW

1- The Rules are subject to changes without prior notification.
2- No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
3- The Female is never wrong.
4- If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all The Rules.
5- If the Female is wrong, it is b'cos of flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said.
6- If the above Rules applies, the Male must apologies immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
7- The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
8- The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
9- The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
10- The male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
11- The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
12- The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
13- The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone and is a wimp.
14- Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
15- At no time can the Male make such comments as 'Insignificant', and 'Is that all?' when the Female is complaining.-
16- If the Female has PMS all The Rules are null and void.
17- But if PMS just treat the Female with due respect, but you should do this at all times anyway. .

12/7/2008
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