Yo Mama

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Name Views and CommentsDate
:) first 2 were awsome 11/27/2009
Ricky YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE TURNED AROUND IT WAZ HER B-DAY 10/12/2009
asloeniekenaa LOOL jkez ;D chutney 10/8/2009
Posh Spice last one was the worst by far. they wernt funny 8/27/2009
tony1231 sorry i forget some,yo mama is so small, she fell off the sidewalk and commited suicide
yo mama is like a door nob, everyone gets a turn
yo mama is so fat, scientists mistaken her for a new planet
yo mama has more std's than a spelling bee
8/4/2009
tony1231 yo mama is so fat she tripped over heaven and landed in hell
yo mama is like a shotgun two cocks she blows
yo mama's teeth so yellow, they slow down traffic
yo mama is so stupid, she went to a basketball game and when a person made a shot she yells"TOUCHDOWN"
oh by the way i made these up
8/4/2009
black girl 810 Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 wuz on a scale 6/20/2009
keshaell them was okay but the last one was the best 4/29/2009
will funny as hell 4/28/2009
gaby that last one was the funniest one yet lmao 4/6/2009
yo moma i think your mama is so ugly she looks like a crocadile comeing out of a dinisors ass 4/3/2009
jon7821 these yo mama jokes were so awsome! 4/1/2009
jesse yo mama so fat that whene she put on a yellow dress and jumped out a window everybody thought the sun was falling 3/15/2009
Sonny yo mamma so fat, when she fell...she met the devil 3/12/2009
stephanie tay stupd jokes get some real 1 in like
yo mamma so fat she makes a country look like a pencil
3/2/2009
jo mam like the jesus 1 2/27/2009
Sam These r not cool mann 2/24/2009
Jimmy OMG that was so whack and old. I HEARD THESE ALREADY! 2/22/2009
DAN DAN IS AWSOME 2/11/2009
DAN THAT IS SAD 2/11/2009
Dud yo yo yo yo 2/11/2009
Dud this is the real dud 2/11/2009
DAN IM HUNGRY 2/11/2009
dud good but try stuff like your mama is so fat
when she went sky diving
she met saiten
2/2/2009
noneya it ain't da best yall nukkas cud do betta 1/16/2009
Guido yo mama is so ugly that she made bigfoot shave 1/15/2009
Guido yo mama is so ugly thatshe made bigfoot shave 1/15/2009
guido i got a joke yo mama is so ugly she made la llorana stop crying 1/15/2009
young cumcp Yo that's was funny 1/13/2009
EJ getdat MULA yo mama so fat I stabbed her and she said ''If you don't stop scratching me 1/12/2009
Juwan A that last joke is not right 1/12/2009
jenny thats not funny ok 1/9/2009
LexieGirl yo momma's so stupid,she put a peep-hole on a glass-door! 1/9/2009
bob thats good 1/5/2009
Nicole I don't think the last joke right there is nice. Don't bring them into it use someone else. What did they eva do that u had to use ur fat mama in the joke leave them out. 1/3/2009
VEEZY ALL OF THESE JOKES WERE LAME AND THE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT DIS WAS FUNNY U ARE LAMMER 12/23/2008
shakyra oh my gosh! thats the stuff right there! thoes are so funny! 12/23/2008
AKUTCHERPISS THAT WAS GREAT 12/22/2008
Paton mmmm wow that s cool... weird.. 12/21/2008
Tou Lee HAAHAH..NOT EVEN FUNNY...
yo moma so stupid she went around a see through glass
to see what wus on the other side
12/20/2008
nj wow nice .lol 12/20/2008
ladeja I WILL TELL YAH SOME OF MY JOKES!YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO BOOGY MAN PERFESSOR HE SAID,BOOGYMAN YOU ARE FIRED!YO MAMA BREATH SO STINK WHEN SHE TRIED TO GO TO THE ZOO THE LADY SAID,SORRY U AREN'T ALOUD HEAR U WILL KILL THE ANIMALS.YO TEETH SO YELLOW IT LOOK LIKE U HAVE BEEN CHEWIN' ON A YELLOW CRAYON.I HAVE ALOT MORE,BUT PUT THOSE ON THE WEBSITE AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE WILL BE SAYIN' NOW! 12/18/2008
cheryl b these jokes rock. 12/18/2008
not funny ha ha not 12/15/2008
Jewel niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! 12/11/2008
Xoxosmiles hahaha i think this is so funny i like the 3rd one the bestest

XOXOsmiles
12/10/2008
miranda the last one was funny the rest not realy 12/6/2008
me it is so funny 12/4/2008
non-of ur besin don't make jokes about god ok whoerver you are 12/1/2008
jbkj your mama so fat people run around her for exsersize 11/26/2008
mikey the last one is funny 11/25/2008
fishstick Keep it mormon! 11/22/2008
Fox I have heard most of them but they are all really funny! 11/22/2008
brianna roberts they pretty funny not much tho .x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x 11/21/2008
yo mama these jokes are cool or okay but they still made me lol which is good but still get new material and more fat stupid and others to get different genres of jokes so I can use them at School to diss everybody and be cooler in School! TAKE CARE 11/21/2008
Annamarie Yo Momma so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth

Yo Momma so stupid, she asked for a price check at the Dollar Tree

Yo Momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
11/20/2008
cristal that dice is so cold that yo mama cant belive 11/18/2008
chelsey those r kind of funny 11/16/2008
shamekia you people better b glad that you have a mother and 4 those who dont i dont no wat 2 say 11/14/2008
ddd yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks! 11/12/2008
ddd yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles!
yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat everyone calls "Taxi!"
yo mama so fat she just so fat
yo mama so fat when she wears a red sweater all the kids come yelln "Kool-Aid Man!"
11/12/2008
ddd hahaha NOT! not dat good! 11/12/2008
kenya the last one wuz funny man that was a good one whoever read that iz gonna laugh that wuz tight man. 11/11/2008
Angel Yo Mama is so fat, when she went to the clothing store,the only thing
she could fit was the dressing room.

Yo Mama so fat her feet couldn't fit on her birth certificate.
11/10/2008
rahmere ur mom is so fat she take up myspace ur space everyones space 11/10/2008
Meghan Not tat funny. 11/8/2008
Zam Same old, same old... 11/8/2008
dj i got another lol1! ... fly like a buterfly...sting like a bee i did ur mom last night and now it sting wen i pee 11/7/2008
dj i got one put dis on there yo momma so nasty she got kicked out of joes crab shak for bringing in her own crabs 11/7/2008
ZaM FUN-E! yo mama is so FAT that when u look up u see er wearing her blue or black shirt! 11/7/2008
dude man like the freezer one thats good ! 11/7/2008
KEKE HA! HELLA FUNNY luaghing my azz of
NO LA CHINGES!
11/6/2008
Cece dry.. 11/6/2008
Sam The funnist mama jokes I have read so far 11/6/2008
dre dogg yo mama is so fat and stupid she thought a mac 10 was a new burger at mc donalds 11/5/2008
ethan H yo mama so fat she sweatsd crisco yo mama so fat when she bends down we enter daylight savings time 11/3/2008
yngrr SKN! ii HERDD BETTR JoKESS DAN DAT MAAN && DA LST WUN WOZ WELL DEEPP!
E.G.: UR MAMMA'Z So FAT WEN SHEE STEPPEDD ON2 A SCALEE iiT SEDD oNLYY WUN PERSoN AT A TYMEE..
ii GT MoREE BUT DERE 2 GDD 2 B READD OUT HEREE..
11/1/2008
x0ChUbBs the last one is so mean that itss not even funny...
like thats offensive and u could get arrested for that no lie.
10/31/2008
djfjddh lol that wood one was hilarious 10/29/2008
DIZZY HAHAH LOL 10/29/2008
Tonganplayer Hahahaha
dis is sooo funny!
It makes me laughter all da times!
lol
10/28/2008
sikie they r good i got 4 u...
ya mammas so skinny she has to run around in the shower 2 get wet
10/28/2008
shandeen this is all crazy 10/22/2008
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