Yo Momma Jokes

Aha, these are priceless!
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ANA PRETTY COOOL... 10/7/2009
Tyesha HILARIOUS! 8/11/2009
Abdul Hameed Yo Momma is so black i accidently exported her from my country thinking she was oil!

This one beats all your jokes!
5/23/2009
Dani & Jessie These are funny! LOL

REALLY!
5/23/2009
kids012 THESE j0kES ARE BEy0ND FUNNy. . .WE ARE N0T D0iN ANy W0Rk iNSTEAD WE ARE lAUGHiN WE G0TTA j0kE .
yo mama so poor, she sent you to school to steal free breakfast
5/18/2009
Mr.Wink a lot of good wons but some are just wrong if u no what i mean 5/4/2009
bob sagat lol fuun 4/29/2009
Mike S. Horrible, just horrible, I was looking for some variety and different jokes from other sites but I am stuck. MAKE SOME FREAKIN NEW ONES! 4/1/2009
phil yo mamma is so fat shes got smaller fat moms orbiting around her. 3/23/2009
cassandra travi those joke r so funny omfg! you should post this one "yo mama so ugly the hoboes of new york were scared of her"! 3/21/2009
ND Rocks 1177 Hahaha Really good ones keep doing them 3/20/2009
chris brown funni n a half 3/19/2009
Benji Hey add these
Your mommas soo fat she jumped out the window and took the rest of the world with her
Your mommas breath smells soo bad her teeth duck when she yawns
3/19/2009
Emily These are so good! love them dude! 3/18/2009
tre are you a girl 3/16/2009
lisa funny mama jokes 3/13/2009
Yo Daddy your momma is so fat that she's fat. 3/5/2009
Chey K LOL I LOVE THE TWINKIE 3/4/2009
fartypantsHAHA ...your mum is so fat the people driving thought it was a roundabout...,your mumma was so happy beacuse she didnt fit into the shower she wanted a tsunami to come dont worry she didnt get scared she is to big..your mum is so fat she jumped in the beachat sydney and it rained it perth 3/3/2009
nerd get NEW ONES BROOO!im not saying its but ummerr.ugghh.hmm.eeeyee so check out this ur momas so fat the scale gave her phone number,ur momma is sooo fat that she thought the submarine was a black fish,ur mumma is so tiny when she went fishing and caught a fish she she thaught it was a huge shark but it was a prawn 3/3/2009
turk i think these jokes are not appropriete for 8or younger or16 or older it is great and FUNNY believe i laughed hahahafor only 8or+ till 16 or 15 3/3/2009
MonkeyCrazy The jokes were hilarious but some did not make any sense. Some were already used and heard of. 2/26/2009
sara oo! oo! how about this one: your mama is iso dumb she got fired from the m&m factory cause she threw out all the w's! =) 2/26/2009
sara LMAO! i didnt get most of them but i know it was funny! =) 2/26/2009
Claire Blanstar lol so funny. laughed my booty off. 2/23/2009
ryan y your momma so stupid that she didnt know how to spell her first name 2/21/2009
lukester yo mama so fat jupiter was considered a dwarf planet 2/17/2009
KELSEY OMG THESE JOKES R SO LOL I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS...JUST KIDDING THEY R SO LOL 2/12/2009
NICK those were hilarious! 2/10/2009
darnell slacum yo mama so fat she ate da rest of diss joke... 2/5/2009
the jokester these are hilarious 2/4/2009
hamza these is the most hilarious jokes ever 2/2/2009
hamza yo mama is so fat when she went on a scale to see her weight it said to be cntinued 2/2/2009
Joe Mama Hilarious! 2/1/2009
hahaha hahahahahahahaha 1/26/2009
lio f ithink it was pretty good but their are old jokes gets some news 1/23/2009
eddie all these jokes are whack and they are not even funny write some better jokes! 1/21/2009
rhett nice job. thats a lot of jokes and they all are ar least a 3 out of 5 1/21/2009
rofl I read it all! 1/17/2009
you yo it was funny but i can frie you with one killer joke 1/10/2009
Ray-Ray Yo it was like 2,000 Yo' Mama jokes,but most of them where funny I can't wait to hike on my friends tomorrow TKS Ray-Ray 1/8/2009
amari your mamma is so ugly when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning. 1/4/2009
Anonymous Some are really bad and old, but some are freekin' hysterical! 12/28/2008
VEEZY GO TO AHA JOKESCOM TELL ME IF U SEE THOSE JOKES HE TOOK 12/23/2008
Gabe These ones are actuallly worth looking at xD
mostly the bottom ones.
12/23/2008
FAT TWINKIE lol 12/20/2008
why do you care these are funny but i heard a lot of these jokes on tv and movies 12/18/2008
kai your mama is so ugly that when she went to go take a bath wen she got in the water jumped out

your mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

your mama is so ugly that wen someone saw her they died and she put jason out of business
12/11/2008
Lee S these rock!
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12/8/2008
jim bob hirarious! 12/7/2008
YO TRY THIS! YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE MICHAEL JACKSON AND BRITTNEY SPEARS FEEL BAD! 12/5/2008
YO DUDE THESE JOKES RNT LOLZ! SOME R JUST PLACE RUDE! 12/5/2008
fizzle O.M.G those are the BEST jokes ever! 12/3/2008
stephnique omg u had me crying 12/2/2008
calypso yo momas breath is so stinky taht when she burped,her teeth have t duck 11/25/2008
mittins these are great 11/24/2008
shayna these r the awesomest ever I like the one that goes yo mamma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I said what r u doing and she said moving...LOL 11/23/2008
shayna these jokes r so funny! 11/23/2008
Fox Ha Ha! Those are awsome nice jokes! 11/22/2008
joe k they were all very funny but please dont insult jesus like that 11/18/2008
FTW So hilarios, my enemy will die when i tell him these. 11/17/2008
chelsey i dnt get ur yo mamma so fat she went bungee jumpin an went strait 2 hell thats lame 11/16/2008
Emily these are the funniest yo mama jokes ever!
i've been telling everybody them!
11/9/2008
dre dogg good! really good! 11/6/2008
ily those r sooo funny

finally some good jokes!
11/1/2008
tre yo mamma so fat her bath tub is the ocean 10/25/2008
PANCAKEZ Yo mammas just like little ceazars Pizza...Always hot n' ready 10/21/2008
killer5000 yo moma so short she plays jump rop whith my shoe lase 10/15/2008
lolypop i have a yo mama joke
Yo mama so fat , when she jump of the diving bord every one yelled tsunamiiiiiiiiii!
10/11/2008
whats up your jokes are so funni it made me start crying . 10/8/2008
kimberly these r funny 10/4/2008
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