Chuck Norris Quotes

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qui hi tyler 1/7/2011
Greg Q. Griffin What's the last thing that goes through your head when you see Chuck Norrris? His foot. 4/7/2010
Bob The real reason the great wall of China was built was to keep Chuck Norris out. That's why China has the highest population in the world. 4/5/2010
Bob Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't kill you, they wipe your entire existence off the space-time continuum. 4/1/2010
Bob Aliens really do exist, they're just too smart to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. 4/1/2010
Bob Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no signs of life there. 4/1/2010
Bob Before the Boogeyman goes to bed, it checks it's closet for Chuck Norris. 4/1/2010
o There was no big bang. Just Chuck Norris giving someone a roundhouse kick. 3/31/2010
Greg Jesus could walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land. 3/31/2010
Chucky Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face. 3/31/2010
Michael Jackson Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. 3/31/2010
Chuck. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. 3/31/2010
Jose Cuello The president wanted to speak to Chuck Norris, he declined he was too busy 3/26/2009
Jose Cuello one day Chuck Norris taught a boy to sing and dance that boy came up to be Micheal Jackson 3/26/2009
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