Funny Persuasive Speech Topics

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logan thanks! I'm probably using the why i shouldn't have coffee or what do teachers do when there not teaching. TEE HEE :P :D 7/13/2011
maria good topics :) but could you please add a wider selection, because none of them really caught my eyes. 6/6/2011
rarwmantis it was good, but i need more... i cant use any of those :( please add more for teens... :'( 5/18/2011
yoa disscusting! 5/15/2011
Bre These ideas are very good for adults, but can you pssibly make something up for youths 3/2/2011
Remy Authement What is a funny school topic for the persuave essay? 2/21/2011
Not So Impressd un 2/4/2011
dawson uh 1/17/2011
eler why do people like talking? 1/12/2011
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matt i like your subjects, it really helped me alot

thank you		 1/6/2011
Kaley These are the stupidest topics in the whole world...who comes up with this crap? 1/6/2011
paige fetters haha cause im physcik haha im a good speller :P 1/5/2011
NICKI ANSCHUTZ HOW DID YOU KNO? 1/5/2011
paige fetters i knew it! haha 1/5/2011
nicole anschutz i still love him haha ((: 1/5/2011
paige fetters hey nikki! 1/5/2011
nicole anschutz hi PAIGE 1/5/2011
No name please I dont find these too funny... I need a sfunny speech topic for school and these are not topics you could talk about for 5 min. straight 1/4/2011
paige fetters OMG THATS AMAZING! imnot XD 12/21/2010
nicole anschutz i am in love with lindsay brown! 12/21/2010
lovable WHY DON'T YALL JUST STOP TALKING 12/8/2010
nicole anschutz hi kay(: 11/5/2010
123456789 these are retarted! 11/2/2010
bob hi! 8/10/2010
tessywessy hello, these are some topics, "Americas dumbest criminals" "weird but true" :D glad i could help. 7/22/2010
KYLIE D :)))) I NEED A SPEECH 6/21/2010
filicity put an example for each topic :] 6/15/2010
doesnt matter Your website is okay but not really helpfull for my purposess. thanks 6/9/2010
anoymous this site has helped me so much! NOT... this site makes no sense whatsoever! uuughhh 5/25/2010
paige fetters AHHHHHH! i have no idea what im going to do! :( 5/25/2010
nicole anschutz i need help still thinking of a topic 5/25/2010
nicole anschutz whoops come to not com eto 5/24/2010
nicole anschutz com eto nandos open house friday jared westall...cant wait to c u there...u make me smile :) 5/24/2010
unknown writer ahh i just pooped my pants...pheww that is some nasty stuff right there 5/24/2010
nicole anschutz nicole may anschutz n paige marie fetters r best friends 4444444 life... not u cuz ur alll b-words...lol love you all...even u mo-fos i dont kno! 5/24/2010
paige fetters wow there are a lot of comments about the essay ideas... mine is just random... hope you enjoyed wasting the last 10 seconds reading this random comments :p 5/24/2010
paige fetters omg im in mrs wendlings 4th hour class too! what a quinkey dink :P 5/24/2010
nicole anschutz these are all stupid ideas...but that is what makes them funny! 5/24/2010
Betty these ideas are terrible. i am struggling to find a suitable topic for an essay to persuade my impossible teacher to give me an A! I need a topic that is funny, yet can make a good poiint. 5/17/2010
the truth This site isnt about speech topics? 5/12/2010
Demi Lovato these di not help me at all! these are not even persuasive topics...there just questions. 4/30/2010
Sandy Asstrella lol...these are hilarious who made them up? anyways keep up the gud work! 4/30/2010
Anne R. all right! 4/21/2010
Kimberly I really like the idea of the why i shot the sheriff but did not shoot the deputy essay. i feel like it would be really funny. 4/13/2010
justine that was a waste of time../ 3/25/2010
Davisha tq sooo much! u guys have helped me alot! 2/1/2010
yo These are funny 1/21/2010
sydney thanks ill look again when i need to i already have my topic mabey my brother will look if we takes the time to thanx 1/18/2010
Beau Jangles I believe...that these are not persuasive topics. but i could be wrong because i have the IQ of a twelve year old horse 12/14/2009
Lola Swayy omg this site is o it tis bery ok mhm mhm but i perfer some otherss im sorey darling thank u so muchy for ur helpy dears u great ones in my little black bookie 12/10/2009
Becca None of these were persuasive topics. All were simply questions. This, in no way, helped me locate an entertaining persuasive topic. 11/20/2009
Joe Schmoe They are all re-tarded. 8/30/2009
khutso i really lyk it 8/13/2009
annon.(: I thought they were pretty funny.?!?!?
LAME		 8/13/2009
linda boring! 7/28/2009
CL & KG i liked them. really weird but funny 7/27/2009
kewlio Great variety of topics 7/13/2009
Sam H Nice topics!

P.S. (I LIKE BUZZLE)		 7/1/2009
obama i need 2 have something that has a good side and a bad side ! thanks anyway ! 5/6/2009
miley cyrus thanks 4/30/2009
Vanessa This helped me alot! Thanks! 4/22/2009
mona wow i dont know what to think about some of this stuff 4/16/2009
madison this is really wierd 3/25/2009
XNet Well, not all your suggestions are funny but I really appreciate to attack such a hard topic like combining funny and persuasive elements. If you need more information on the topic check out the How To Write A Speech blog at howtowriteaspeech.net 3/17/2009
Holly Wow theese are really bad 3/8/2009
HORRIBLE DONE! 3/4/2009
WOOHOO you know, i seriously wish i hadnt wasted my time on this dumb website.
its actually amazing to me that someone could come up with a list as unfunny as this one.
you cant possibly do any worse.
FAIL!		 3/4/2009
ill bill ahhh... still stuck! any more ideas that you can post? thanks.
~~ill bill		 2/23/2009
Justin D what do teachers do when they`re not teaching? 2/2/2009
stephanie gte more speech topics for teenagers... i dont really go for these... THEY NEED TO BE FUNNY 2/1/2009
stephanie gte more speech topics for teenagers... i dont really go for these... 2/1/2009
stephanie984 i hate speeches plus i don't have a topic rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 1/29/2009
lala give me speach topics for kids. NOW! 1/29/2009
clara what if you wrere a alien? 1/14/2009
chasandara i do not think that kids should be able to but speeches from you guys because then there not doing there work. and they dont learn and thing. you guys shoulg give ideas not sell people speeches so they can say they did it. 1/12/2009
s YOU SHOULD ALSO HAVE FUNNY PASSAGES 1/12/2009
s its great 1/12/2009
Lexi age10 I think you need to have more speech topics and funny ones to because [no affence] i like alot more speech websites because they have more intrusting speech topics and what all the kids like for speech topics is like exsample: my cat can do crazy things orwhy my headphones become attached to my body ect... 1/6/2009
yellow These are good but we need better ones! 11/25/2008
ASHLEY YOU HAVE GREAT TOPICS BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE EXAMPLES AND FREE PERSUASIVE SPEECH 11/22/2008
chill ummmmm this was horrible topics 9/24/2008
Amy lol i think tht really all you people need to get a life ... these arnt funny jokes i wouldnt even call them jokes wot are you on... seriously i know people on crack tht make more sence than you ! 9/14/2008
Briana Ok, those subjects are really awefull! They didn't help at all! My feed ford is, get more funny befor your whole page is filled with bad coments! 9/4/2008
harry potter exllent site 8/28/2008
Alaine Are these speech topics suppose to be funny?
cause there not		 7/23/2008
lawrence christian speeches would make a great speech 7/9/2008
hannah I found this website too much like the others that I have viewed and did not help me at all, but is still better than the others. 5/28/2008
JULIE GARGAR I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE IT AT ALL.
HORRIBLE

FAIL AT GIVING INFORMATION		 5/22/2008
MrDebater this is utter crap 5/21/2008
olang useless 5/19/2008
Sarah ok, i need better topics than this if anyone has any ideas... lemme know... 4/16/2008
Jill I want a persuasive speech. Not how to write one!! 4/8/2008
jill this was no help 4/8/2008
another a-hole ahhhhhhh i need bettert topics than these!? geez. 3/22/2008
mirna What do teachers do when they are not teaching?
-well amber i do know because remeber u told me last night on the phone while u where walking home from mr.w house
 3/14/2008
amber u and mr willumsor how ever you speel it 3/14/2008
amber What do teachers do when they are not teaching i dont know but u do dont u mirna 3/14/2008
mirna u hurt my fellings
 3/14/2008
mirna no i love britney spears(crying) 3/14/2008
mirna aqmber is a ginger & day walker 3/13/2008
amber neil how old r u?????? 3/13/2008
mirna we are sopost to be doing our speeches mirna 3/13/2008
mirna Martha, thanks for your comments. Persuasive speeches means speeches in which you persuade your audience to do something. But that will depend on what you want them to do. You might be encouraging school kids to do their homework, or an adult crowd to attend your garage sale. Of course, you will write your speech according to that idea, and will keep it motivational.

The ideas I have given in my article are about how to infuse fun in the speech. Like, for example, if you want to encourage kids to do their homework, you could start with a funny topic about how Harry Potter, being a wizard and all, still has to do his homework. You will have to think up the jokes and gags. The point is, by starting out with a familiar subject (Potter, in this case), you are relating yourself with the audience. Much like how a Master of Ceremonies warms up the congregation with his/her humorous talks at the start, and then gets them to participate in the way he wants.

I guess you got the point. The topics here are for making a start of your speech. Then, lightheartedly, coax people into what you want them to do. That's what I have said - it all depends on how exciting you can make it.

I'll try to help you out more. Do you have a persuasive speech to give? Tell me what you want your people to do. I will guide you on how to make the speech. :)

Thanks,
Neil		 3/13/2008
mirna those are really good topics but there is something about it i dont really know, however is there a seruiose topics i mean like to convice other in something and make them to do it and make them to laugh at you 3/13/2008
mirna so what do u think of melissa in math. 3/13/2008
haley wow this 3/10/2008
amber this site rocks my socks ha ha ha 3/10/2008
mirna site is good

 3/10/2008
cheyenne hi this is a good site
 3/10/2008
sassy neil how old r u?????? 2/7/2008
kayla
i cant wait to get started on my speech		 2/7/2008
*jEsSiCa* omg that guy looks funky luv ya jenna and jessica 1/28/2008
madison ther great and its very helpful! its poped open alot of ideas in my brain...THANKS!!! 1/23/2008
Maria some of these are funny but then like some of these are just lame.....im telling you. 1/23/2008
hi978 Get some more kid ideas for speeches 1/23/2008
Larissa Chapman This is like weird becuase like every site that is on the internet has the same topics.. oh well whatever i dont know why... :( 1/16/2008
Amy well, i really like your speech topics but i couldn't find one thats good for me. Could you help me? 1/13/2008
lisa Boys and brothers is a great topic to add to the list 1/8/2008
u wow this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen, im try n to find a good topic 12/5/2007
bob thats so nice your welcome!!! 11/15/2007
sequoia i really like some of the topics. i think that really would help me find a speech for my public speaking class. thank you 11/12/2007
Neil Hannah,

Thanks for reading the article and showing your appreciation for it. Helps me write better articles. Do check out my other stuff too. I recommend Christmas Weddings and Social Ethics.

Thanks,
Neil		 10/25/2007
Neil Martha, thanks for your comments. Persuasive speeches means speeches in which you persuade your audience to do something. But that will depend on what you want them to do. You might be encouraging school kids to do their homework, or an adult crowd to attend your garage sale. Of course, you will write your speech according to that idea, and will keep it motivational.

The ideas I have given in my article are about how to infuse fun in the speech. Like, for example, if you want to encourage kids to do their homework, you could start with a funny topic about how Harry Potter, being a wizard and all, still has to do his homework. You will have to think up the jokes and gags. The point is, by starting out with a familiar subject (Potter, in this case), you are relating yourself with the audience. Much like how a Master of Ceremonies warms up the congregation with his/her humorous talks at the start, and then gets them to participate in the way he wants.

I guess you got the point. The topics here are for making a start of your speech. Then, lightheartedly, coax people into what you want them to do. That's what I have said - it all depends on how exciting you can make it.

I'll try to help you out more. Do you have a persuasive speech to give? Tell me what you want your people to do. I will guide you on how to make the speech. :)

Thanks,
Neil		 10/25/2007
martha those are really good topics but there is something about it i dont really know, however is there a seruiose topics i mean like to convice other in something and make them to do it and make them to laugh at you 10/24/2007
hannah this was very helpful 10/24/2007
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