Jack and Jill

Twisted nursery rhyme...
Comments on article "Jack and Jill"
Name Views and CommentsDate
dreamkilla telln a bad joke like tht ain't even right! 10/27/2009
SdF Yeah.
Now that's funnie AND cool.
I gotta remember that one.
10/16/2009
Sydnee This is fn' halarious 9/2/2009
rnt awesome super funny 8/28/2009
NAE NAE that a GOOD ONE I LIKE LOL 8/11/2009
debo the best so far 7/1/2009
bella freaking awesome 6/12/2009
jessa that was lame 6/12/2009
diana enrile HILARIOUS! 6/7/2009
samantha how cutee ! 4/7/2009
bee bee superlol that is proper funny! x] 3/31/2009
BIG BOB ITS ME 12/8/2008
Me. haha thats fricken greatt! lol 11/5/2008
annonymous789 I have a different (but very simular version)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a some manijuana
Jack said hi, undid his fly and said "do you wanna?"
Jill said yes and Jack said yes and then they had some fun
but Jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son.

another one is:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
I dont know what they did up there but now they have a daughter.
6/19/2008
Shadro Great twist to a boring rhyme! ((applause)) Well done! 6/15/2008
jacob baird jake and jill funney 3/27/2008
toni that is the funniest thing i have ever heard 3/20/2008
Leanne Lol brilliant 3/11/2008
jivz good joke ! 3/6/2008
HOTTIE08 Jack And Jill!!!!You're the BEST!!!! 2/19/2008
Bianca =) silly jill should of took the pill
2/11/2008
Richard Raines A great nursery rhyme 1/23/2008
hallie lol thats one of many jack and jill jokes that ive heard.. but this has to be the best. 12/24/2007
jessica i didn't think it was funny. it make sense and all but it wasn't funny 12/21/2007
Cu Some disgusting joke that was. 12/19/2007
nathan i think this joke is brill and very funny 12/17/2007
micky i love it made laugh can u put some more up! 11/26/2007
Andi not to be mean but i'm just saying it would sound a bit better if you wrote it like this
"jack and jill
went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
jack got high unzipped his fly
and asked jill if she wanna
jill said yes and lift her dress
and then they had some fun
but stupid jill forgot her pill
and now they have a son"
10/24/2007
Kirsy that's awesome! Luv it! 10/24/2007
Baby Joker That was o.k i like that. ( see people take notes, cause this shyt is funny) 10/24/2007
Lisa the jack and jill one is the best one of all!! good job!!! 10/19/2007
The Ernie I dont get it 10/17/2007
BILLY BOB THATS FUNNY. IM A STONER 4:20 HELL YA 10/15/2007
madison that is freakin sweet, man!! it bought tears to mine and my mates eyes
9/9/2007
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