Yo Mamma's Soooooo Fat, Old And Ugly

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Oh-Liv-e-uhh JEFF'S SICK! 4/24/2007
j-crock dont ya? 4/24/2007
Milena becca whos fu ck ing side do u tihnk shes onn your the one thats starting this sh it t todayy 4/24/2007
Oh-Liv-e-uhh lmao, no thanks Sarah, have you seen Disturbia because it was a good movie? 4/24/2007
j-crock ..... dont u wish ur gf had b00bs like these...( . ) ( . )..random
4/24/2007
Becca sarah whos side are you on 4/24/2007
Sarah I dont no what movie to see lots of the movies out right now realy stink. I think we should watch pokemon or starwars lol
4/24/2007
jeff =p who loves these ( . ) ( . ) =p 4/24/2007
becca whos side are you on? 4/24/2007
. you are a fag beecca 4/24/2007
Becca♥ milena your so fricken gay. ♥ 4/24/2007
jeff =p lol wtf y r u guys callin each other s!ut bit ch and shi t like that... 4/24/2007
becca sarah are you on my side or milenas? 4/24/2007
B_E_C_C_A 00x3 um hun im starting it. yeah right none of this crap would have happened if you woldnt have said im annoying and i need to stop. SO i dont think you should blame this crap on me becuase stupid it was you. mmkay? even kori thinks so. and i know she aint here but we were talking about it yeterday in 3rd hour. and you started everyitnig. 4/24/2007
Sarah oh yeah my cousins hamster was at my house cause we were babysiting it. and then it died so I had to get a new one for her 4/24/2007
jeff =p ( . ) ( . ) w00t! 4/24/2007
Milena any ways sarah and olivia u guys just dont mind the wh ore 4/24/2007
Oh-Liv-e-uhh lmaoo, wow that is strange Sarah. Yeah, what movie do you want to see, i saw Distubia. 4/24/2007
Hoe BAg u dirty little s!ut dont even fuking start with me 4/24/2007
j-crock ello ello 4/24/2007
milena me start crap yeah right your the one starting the shi t right now becca 4/24/2007
becca uh yeah i love buzzle and i wanna see what your gonna ssay aout me today! 4/24/2007
Hoe Bag milena ur such a s!ut!!!! 4/24/2007
Oh-Liv-e-uhh Sarah's a Sl ut 4/24/2007
Becca so milena what crap you gonna start today? 4/24/2007
Sarah hey olivia maybe see a movie. I went bowling the other day and i stepped in crap. I was wereing the bowling shoes though. some baby had craped on the ground and didnt clean it up. It was so sick. The lady yelled at me for squishing it up in the carpet but it wasnt my fault it was that dumb lady she should control her craping baby 4/24/2007
Milena im surpised your in here becca 4/24/2007
Milena sarah is a skan k 4/24/2007
Becca hi
4/24/2007
Milena hey


jeff i wa sin your sub yestruday!
4/24/2007
Oh-Liv-e-uhh Hi everybody 4/24/2007
jeff =p wat up people
4/24/2007
Oh-Liv-e-uhh Sarah is a Bit ch 4/24/2007
MUH LEEN N UH hi sarah hii olivia 4/24/2007
Oh-Liv-e-uhh ha, sarah remeber in band "tootie sound" 4/24/2007
Oh-Liv-e-uhh lol, alright. 4/24/2007
j-crock tooty fruity.... 4/24/2007
sarah u should come over or something. . . . . wait your house is funner 4/24/2007
Oh-Liv-e-uhh oh sorry sarah, &&yes we deff. are. 4/24/2007
Sarah olivia tell Milena to go on 4/24/2007
Sarah:) olivia???
4/24/2007
Sarah Olivia we are so going to hang out this weekend k
4/24/2007
Sarah Hi guys are you going to talk to me or not 4/24/2007
Oh-Liv-e-uhh Hi!=) 4/24/2007
jesse hi 4/24/2007
Sarah Hey becca olivia and Milena 4/24/2007
jeff =p ayy ayy ayy 4/24/2007
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i&heartsyou2 yeah he does mean alot to me. and nobody seems to understand that. but i guess i'll go out with ryan because i like him alot too. But matt is gonna be that guy that i always like and i hope ryan is okay with that!! 4/24/2007
I♥you but I do like Kyle i just like beinmg single better 4/24/2007
I♥you awe. then forget about him if he doesnt like you then forget about him he doesnt mean anyhting to you! lol 4/24/2007
becca okay let's do it !! But matt... :( I really really like him and guess what?!? he dont even care! 4/24/2007
ash♥ I seriously do Stabley is a butthead dont believe him he is mean and he prolley just likes you 4/24/2007
ash♥ I will go out with kyle if you go out wiht Ryan 4/24/2007
beccas #1 Awe. thanks you really think it would be cute? Like every body says they cant amagin us 2-gether. Like stabley said that 4/24/2007
ash♥ I knew it had the date on it =p 4/24/2007
ash♥ O.K. I am not the only one who likes him I just cant help it but yea I really think you should go out wiht Ryan that would be so flippin kute you have no idea and He really likes you! 4/24/2007
beccas #1 it has the date on it. AHAHAHAHAHHAHHA. 4/24/2007
ash♥ I dont care that ppl read this I could care less I will just say it was from awhile ago 4/24/2007
beccas #1 I still like him too. like i dont know why. I jsut do, but only a lil hey should i go out with Ryan ? 4/24/2007
ash♥ I know you wont tell anyone so I will tell you but I still like really like Bonk and I dont know why
4/24/2007
Becca♥ well ashley ppl read this so you better tell me in person. but i swear to god i wont tell anyone!! :P * But yeah you should deffintly go out with go out with him and i dont think ppl with call you anything. 4/24/2007
ash♥ lol yea I think I might but i dont know because I dont want everyone to call me a ) bad word)because i have only been single for three weeks but if I tell you soemthing you swear not to tell anyone? 4/24/2007
Becca♥ um hun he is gorgores dont turn him down! I mean seriously i would be so jeaouls! haha. Go out with him 4/24/2007
ash♥ it finally let me on! lol 4/24/2007
ash♥ hey girly! whats shakin? what should I do about the Kyle thing????
4/24/2007
becca hey your finally on!! 4/24/2007
becca hey 4/24/2007
becca Hey ashleyyy 4/24/2007
woahhhitskoriix OMG MELINA, YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT AND EVEN SAID STUFF ABOUT YOU AND IT WAS ALL IN ONE DAY!! 4/23/2007
jeff =p tooty fruity....random 4/23/2007
Milena good job becca u started this sh it now u got kori hating meee 4/23/2007
becca kori thanks. see milena kori is a fricken TRUE friend unlike you. so yeah you need to fricken shut up 4/23/2007
woahhhitskoriix obviously not if shes ganna be like that......
expecialy about "talking about problems" real friends talk to friends about there problems....
4/23/2007
Milena yeah i k now i asked her but she went on and on and on about it godd 4/23/2007
woahhhitskoriix melina, your being a fking B. about all of this. chill the fk out. when becca was talking about her hair and stuff, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING SHE WAS!! and you even asked her about josh a couple of times. and omg, NO!! YOU SHUT UP. 4/23/2007
becca kori are you feinds with milena? 4/23/2007
Sarah your sister* Jessica 4/23/2007
becca Wh ydont you shut up! seriously nobody fricken likes you mmkay? And that was a long time ago and i was excited about getting my hair died. unlike some ppl who need a change (ew) And you seriously need to get over it. And atleast i care what i look like. You just come to school looking all crapy and what not. 4/23/2007
Olivia ok, bye Melina 4/23/2007
jeff =p arent we all in computers? 4/23/2007
Milena w.e bit ches byee sarah and olivia ill talk to u later!! 4/23/2007
Sarah Milena i also put so dirt in there. I was puling of a berry and so was your Jessica and Jessica dropped a berry in angelicas ice cream and she ate it 4/23/2007
woahhhitskoriix Melina, chill out. When she talks about her "problems" i ask her. and who cares if she does, and i dont care if other ppl think its anoying too, it doesnt matter to me or her, get used to it, your going to have friends in your life that talk about there problems PLENTY of times with you. get over it.... 4/23/2007
Olivia wow, you had a busy weekend, sorry i didnt call you. I didnt do much, on Friday i went over my cousins then spent the night, then saturday i was pretty much outside all day, then Sunday i was worn out so i didnt do much. 4/23/2007
Milena welll then becca i guess we arent friends!! everytime we frickin talke don here u had a fuc king probelm!! ohh i dont look today omg i cant wait till i die my hair omgg i want to change omg i think josh is gonna break up with me!! omg do i look good today!! OMFG!!! SHUT UP!!! 4/23/2007
becca dats kool kori. hhaa :] that book was boreing in the bgginign but now its kinda good. 4/23/2007
woahhhitskoriix okay well becaa im ganna ruin the book for you lmao,
johny dies because the curch cates on fire and he goes into it to help little kids out and something falls on him, so after he diess the greasers fight the socs, and the greasers win!!! : ]
4/23/2007
Becca um i only said my fricke nproblemsw once on here and thats becuase kori fricken asked and we dont have any other classes together and i wasnt even talk ing to you when i did say them so if you wanna think there fricken annoying i dont care !! And you know your obviously not a true friend 4/23/2007
Sarah Hi olivia. So what did you do, this weekend. I had 2 soccer games a communion party and an open house at my dads work. The communion pary was cattered and they had a bartender. and in there backyard was one of those blow up obsticle course things. 4/23/2007
Milena well its annoying to me!
&&& other ppl that r in here not naming any other names
4/23/2007
Olivia anyways.. why did you out bird poop in a bowl of strawberries? 4/23/2007
woahhhitskoriix Not starting anything with you melina, but i care because shes my friendd, and its not anoying. 4/23/2007
jeff =p lo this is fun =p
4/23/2007
Milena i read the book allr eadyy

hii olivia (:
4/23/2007
jeff =p dee duh freakin dee....
4/23/2007
Milenaa becca why wont u just keep your probelms to your self cuz no one cares and its annoying!!!!

k k thanxx
4/23/2007
Olivia haha, sarah, some funny things happen to you. 4/23/2007
woahhhitskoriix hey can i ruin the bok the outsiders for you i looked it up online and i know what happenes. : ] 4/23/2007
Olivia Hi Melina =) 4/23/2007
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