Yo Mamma's Soooooo Fat, Old And Ugly

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JOKEMASTER Say sommething back to jokemaster if you like my jokes 9/13/2009
JOKEMASTER Commet me back asap if you like my jokes 9/13/2009
JOKEMASTER Your mama so poor people rob her house for pratice 9/13/2009
JOKEMASTER Your mama teeth so yellow when she went to churh and smiled the chore said let it shine let it shine 9/13/2009
dmoney these yo momma jokes got to be more they are not funny iight 9/6/2009
-0p9p frikken funny 9/2/2009
JACK YOUR MOMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WAS BORN SHE CREATED THE GRAND CAANYON - TELL US WHAT YA FINK OV DAT 1 7/22/2009
BEN DOVER : ) THEY JUST GET BETTER AND BETTER KEEP EM CUMIN MATE 7/22/2009
zac efron yo mama is so fat and ugly she died a day after her birth. 5/23/2009
lisa yo mama is so ugly she entered a ugly contest and the judges said no proffesionols 5/19/2009
lisa yo mama is so stupid she was suppose to take bus 44 so she took 22 twica instead 5/19/2009
lisa chacon yo mama is so fat she put her yellow raincoat on and people are like TAXI 5/19/2009
brittany you mama is dumb that when her teacher asked what the capital of new york she why is york new why just puke 5/6/2009
Jimia Yo momma is so black when she looked at the sun it got burned and crispy. 5/6/2009
brittany yo mama ugly that when she went to pluto she sat on it and became the next uglesit planet 5/6/2009
JIMIA Yo momma so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a 1$. 5/6/2009
mamma yo mamma so fat when she went bunji junping she took the whole bridge with her 5/4/2009
mamma they all rock! 5/4/2009
Emily dat iz just funny 4/29/2009
stephie these aren't that good! :( 4/27/2009
stephie these are stupid! yo mamas teeth are so yellow...when she drank water she made lemonade! 4/27/2009
Yo U PPL R STUPID THIS IS HOW IT GOES! YO MOMMA so fat when she jumped off an airplain she created the first atomic bomb. YO MOMMA so ugly when she was born her mom said what a tresure and her dad said ya lets go bury it 4/15/2009
hey yo mama is so black that when she eats tooties rolls she haves to put white gloves to not bit her finger 4/1/2009
jake these jokes r of the hook 4/1/2009
missdez41O these jokes r ok but listen to this one yo mamma so fat when she fell she made the grand canyon. 3/31/2009
missdez41O jake u r hillarious 3/31/2009
jake yo mamma so fat when she wore a rain coat people yeld TAXI ! 3/31/2009
jake yo mamma so ugly she scared a black cat away 3/31/2009
jake yo mamma so fat when she wore purple people thought she was barnie 3/30/2009
jake yo mamma so fat she shops at baby gap 3/30/2009
Bob this are the worst yo moma jokes ever! 3/30/2009
jeramiah it is so retarted 3/22/2009
f djvd this joke is da bomb 3/21/2009
MONEY BOY I GUESS THEY WERE OKAY BUT NOT THE BEST : ( 2/16/2009
wendybell all these jokes are stupid and write something better. 1/10/2009
unknown yo mama is so dum she throw a rock at the ground a missed 12/4/2008
RENO BOYD Yo mama so big when she got into an elevator,it was going down 12/2/2008
RENO BOYD BEST JOKE EVER 12/2/2008
B.DJ your mama is so stupid that want i told her it was chille outside she ran with a spook 11/14/2008
dre dogg ...lame 11/6/2008
YASI JHONES YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN EVER SE WAERS A YELLOW RAINMCOTE PEAPLE SAY CONFUSE HER WITH A TAXI 10/18/2008
mississippi dog these jokes r so stupid and old and yall cant even spell take it from me: these jokes r so stupid yall momma wouldnt even laugh at them 8/21/2008
chanse your mother is so hairy the only language she speaks is wooke 7/20/2008
andrew tell me what you think about this one...
your mother is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
7/20/2008
andrew some of your jokes are very lame! 7/20/2008
Njhy3 Yo mamma's so old that when god said let there be light she was there to flip the switch! 6/11/2008
Weird Alex the old one was hillarious 5/24/2008
ryan bills yo mammy soo stuped she trwped over a colles paghn..
bauun...
5/19/2008
ryan yo mammy sooo fat when she sat on a ranbow sciltels put ot 5/19/2008
kylea nitz these are funny 4/24/2008
unknown umm... you should really make more of the jokes but very funny
4/11/2008
M0RGAN iCHELE YO MOMMA'S iS SO BLACK && HER TEETH ARE S0 YELLOW WHEN SHE SMiLES SHE LO0KS LiKE A PiTTSBURGH STEELER HELMAT! B0O YAHH! 4/6/2008
ash these r crazy listen to this......
yo mamma so ugly she went in
a honted house and came out
with an aplication
3/19/2008
maz yout mama is so fat she has ti iron her pants on the driveway 3/17/2008
Justin yo mamma so stupid she studied for her drug test! yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
2/5/2008
justin yo mamma so poor she can't affored to pay attention! 2/5/2008
Justin yo mamma like a squirrel she can't keep nuts out of her mouth!
2/5/2008
Justin yo mamma so old she used to blo dinosours! 2/5/2008
Chris yo mamma so fat that I can't compair her to anything!
2/5/2008
Justin yo mamma's so ugly she through a boomerang and it didn't come back! 2/5/2008
Joshua yo mama so fat even Naruto can't belive it!!!! 8/19/2007
khomo some good others not so good 8/1/2007
Dylon Gonsalves Those were lame try one like "your mom is sooo fat that when she takes baths she fills up the tub then puts on the water" 7/14/2007
Hollz the 2ND 1 is mint
7/4/2007
Witty ya mums so fat, wen you want 2 hug her youv got 2 puch her in the belly n ride the 3rd wave in!! lol

i dnt really get it tho, i just heard it the other day
7/4/2007
m&m ur jokes R BAD take a look at mine:
yo mamma so fat. . .
when i tried 2 drive around her i ran out of gas
when u get on top of her ur ears pop
she fell and made the grand canyon
the animals at the zoo feed her
she steped on the scale and it said we dont do live stock
NOW PEOPLE IF U LIKE MY JOKES SAY 123 AND IF UR WITH ME ABOUT HOW THEY HAVE BAD JOKES
6/25/2007
raro-kween these jikes are sooo funi
6/20/2007
lyndsay i have a better burn yo mama so fat when she went ot sit the air plane it disided to break 6/14/2007
etj funnny 6/11/2007
Malcolm your jokes are wost then my mamma 6/6/2007
Malcolm this website is cool
6/6/2007
kc103 yo mama is so white she gets a sun tarn in front of the tv 6/4/2007
kaleb metz yp mama is so ugly when she was boren here mama said what a tresure and her dad said ya lets go bury it. 6/1/2007
ur jokes aren't These jokes are wack old and not really making me fall out of my seat plus you only have a little bit of jokes like 3 jokes if that 5/26/2007
ling These joke made everybody laugh! 5/25/2007
chris browns bo J.S.G sorri but it dont work 4 u dude
5/25/2007
chris browns bo a gurl u funni how old r u
5/25/2007
chris browns bo these jokes r kool wid a capital k have u got ani more 5/25/2007
a your mom is so stupid she feed u sperm insted of milk 5/25/2007
irene this jokes are very funny 5/25/2007
jane theses are some stupid jokes get a better life and make them better
5/23/2007
onesha these jokes are so dman stupid 5/23/2007
kiki your momma is so fat you you you lol just kiding
5/22/2007
MeMe Yo Mammo so ugly she scared jeppers creppers. 5/22/2007
j,hv kjh
5/21/2007
tabby ha ha ha that acyully was kinda funny

5/21/2007
GEOKRGE i got a joke YO MAMAS SO UGLY SHE DONT NEED A HALLOWEEN COSTUME SHE IS ONE 5/21/2007
kalicharran your mama is
fat
5/21/2007
me cool 5/20/2007
gecko I think your momma jokes are the bomb 5/18/2007
Albert Einstein It was very humorous.
This joke really entertained me.
You guys should keep this thing going.
5/17/2007
joe funny as hell 5/17/2007
Jasmine I love these jokes but ya'll need to make them a little bit more funnier. 5/17/2007
ayree ur moma so fat she uses a queen size matress as a tampon 5/17/2007
numba1thug all these people that think these jokes are funny is crazy they iz ok they dont rock they iz not the bomb. they wake in stupid Im out shorty 5/16/2007
voultaire these jokes are ok they gave me a little smile
5/16/2007
shacole yeah your jokes is funny . keep up the good job 5/16/2007
Kayla Deal those are totally funny 5/15/2007
Dominique thanks you 5/15/2007
by kev f your mama is so fat shehad TB ......... two bellys 5/15/2007
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