Best of Yo Mama Jokes 5

You guys have been emailing me for more jokes...Sorry, I was busy when I got the messages... :( Anyways, here's some good jokes. XD
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Name Views and CommentsDate
Cherry Yo Momma hair so spiky Cloud Strife asked for a refund! 11/11/2009
Rakeem yo momma is so nasty she asked if i had a dirty freak pole in my living room and i said no becuz u would kill us both 4/22/2009
brooke my last name is carlos lol :) :) :)! 3/29/2009
Rocklee fan Any1 know any Naruto Jokes(preferably about Gaara,Kiba or Rocklee) 1/26/2009
Otha I GOT ONE. YOUR MOMMA STINKS SO BAD SHE MAKES RIGHT GUARD TURN LEFT,SPPED STICK SLOW DOWN, AND SURE CONFUSED 12/31/2008
Jason yo moma so fat she jumped on george whashington and he said "Oh say can you see get your fat but of me" 12/26/2008
Ryan Hsu OH I KNOW! YPUR MOM IS SO POOR SOMEONE STEPPED ON A LIT CIGARETTE IN THE HOUSE AND SHE SAID "WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT?" 12/9/2008
Ryan Hsu Hi :D funny jokes! 12/9/2008
Ikov Its ok..I can come up with better
1) Yo mama so stupid she spent 20 min. staring at a orange juice carton cuz id said "concentrate"
10/24/2008
mindferak oohhhh yea i love carlos 4/22/2008
Katika-chan The ones with the air, the curse mark and Naruto were really hillarious. ROFL i think i died from laughing. 4/22/2008
chomomma10 cam i change into a spear or anything i feel like it? IF I can do that, then it will be worth it......but jsut asking whats your reason for not leting me be able to cahnge? Would that make me too strong?
12/5/2007
chomomma cool, and thankyou that's nice of you, I thought that you thought that i wasnt doing enough or something and i Was just a lag or i was holding you back or something like that
12/5/2007
Mike No, srry... you can only change your sword into different weapons(shield, flame comet, axe, armor, etc.) 12/5/2007
chomomma9 should i like print this page and add it too our notes? lol? 12/5/2007
Mike Ben, you helped a lot, so don't think I'm doing everything. Besides, tomorrow, you can help me delevop new attacks for the Deserters.

Hint: The Deserters are shown on the last chapter of the Chaos Lord arc... but I'm not done with the whole arc yet. I'm only 3/4 done
12/5/2007
Mike Ok sure, give ideas. But the Deserters are gonna be in a team of 8, and the leader is unknown. But you have to see it tomorrow to know what I'm talking about. 12/5/2007
Mike No original ideas are both of us.

You helped me put in the girl character and my apprentice, and designed a couple characters/weapons, too.

Haven't you noticed you have amazing energy? Well, once I show you tomorrow, you'll see. You learn a Rasengan-like move
12/5/2007
chomomma2 original idea.......mike and ben

etc.
12/5/2007
Mike The Deserters are betrayers of their clan and they're after the Three
Afflinities, who are humans with unlimited energy.

(You, Immortal, and someone else are the Afflinities)
12/5/2007
chomomma What do you mean deserters?? U mean all these 50 have been an arC? 12/5/2007
Mike Yah, gonna bring 5-10, I forgot how much I did...

BTW, after the Chaos Lord arc, I've been thinking of doing the Deserters arc...
12/5/2007
dave lol is that wat its called?
12/5/2007
Kato Murasagi Your momma's So Fat, Even Naruto Cant Believe it.

Your Momma's So fat she tripped over Walmart, Stumbled over Kmart and Landed On Target.

Your Momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
10/21/2007
David i got a peerfect one
yo mama is so ugly the cursed mark blessed her
(gotta be a naruto fan)
10/10/2007
any yo momma so ugly she turned medusa into stone and broke it 8/12/2007
roy yo momma so fat she tripped and fell and nobody was laughing but the ground was cracking up
8/12/2007
smokey i didnt like dem the are wack....dawg 5/8/2007
taylor funny.. hilarous..!!!!!! 5/4/2007
mytkuky try to get better ones 5/2/2007
adam your moma is like a fence in texas 30 mexacans climp her a day 5/1/2007
Taylor & Kylie haha wow


i haven't laughed so hard before in my life

this is definatly my new favorite website
4/27/2007
John that was hillarious 4/17/2007
tavarise R pryo ya mamma is so big that we thou she was the train. 4/4/2007
Final Fantasy 7 Rlly Funny. Dude ur myspace is badass. Sephy owns! 3/27/2007
*mamalicious* a coule were funi ae 3/5/2007
Tyler Parsley this web. no lives dedicate this web for foster children 3/1/2007
david mcguigan your mums so fat you came out her mouth and your fat too
your mum is a prossie


2/28/2007
Timmy they were ok 2/20/2007
Alejandro i loved those jkes 2/19/2007
yo mamma pretty good...some of them i heard before...but most of them made me chuckle 2/6/2007
hay luv the my space 1/31/2007
hay hay luv the jokes 1/31/2007
Itachi Uchiha OMFG!!! LOL THE NARUTO ONE IS FUNNY! 1/29/2007
Moritsune Yo mama so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it! 1/29/2007
Lucien Sama Which ones? 1/18/2007
Asim I thought de jokes were pretty funny, but i didn't get some of them 1/17/2007
Cloud Strife 86 Hey Sephiroth 1/17/2007
Itachi Uchiha LOL!!!! Funny. Dude you have way too many pics on ur myspace...slowed my pc down. Still, it was awesome.
1/16/2007
Yawaru I heard some of these b4 still funny though Dude Your Myspace is FRICKING AWESOME!!! I love that anime Nazca. I see you like it too. IM me or something. 1/12/2007
Sephiroth Hey Cloud. To Lucien Sama: Jokes were really funny love the myspace 1/9/2007
Cloud Strife 86 OMG! These jokes were really funny. 1/9/2007
Lucien Sama I'll post more jokes. 1/4/2007
Lucien Sama Ill have more Jokes up soon. 1/3/2007
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