Understanding Women

At long last... The Men’s Guide to what a woman really means when she says something.
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Cam Funny app that is all about understanding women. Will work on all women everywhere!
it is on itunes, called "Female Translator"
The best part is it works!
11/29/2009
Roy Mathew An odd but funny way to describe woman.What does scalmartyathotmail mean marty? 9/20/2009
CHADI Well Done! 9/19/2009
Star Funny but a bit stereotypical. Men use the PMS excuse all the time to blame women for showing any sort of emotion. 7/16/2009
MazL1n Replying to Anon's comment
When you say "i love you too baby" and she says "go away" this generally means "your a moron, go die"
7/2/2009
MazL1n I am going to make use of this in day to day life 7/2/2009
AJ Must of these seem pretty accurate 3/26/2009
jane ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... not! but it was a good try 3/24/2009
anon What does "Go Away" mean when said right after you tell her "i love you too baby"? 2/16/2009
clarknutz 100% accurate, it make alot of sense when you cross reference all problems- with this Rosetta stone of women speak.
Thanks
1/29/2009
Isha clap,clap, clap, clap ...lots of at that, 12/9/2008
longdong that sound just like my girlfriend! 10/18/2008
Andy Funny but alot a these made sense!
I was actually picturing when girls said these things!
Thankyou
10/7/2008
Marty I’ve learned in life that getting what you want is simple. Keeping what you want is the most challenging thing I would (have) ever encountered. I'm 36 years old. Fell in live, Was engaged to be wed, and lost it in a matter of 8 months. I detent see nor understand my soul mates needs. I still may have a chance? But if any one ever needed help I’m it. some one e-me scalmartyathotmail 10/2/2008
Marty I’ve learned in life that getting what you want is simple. Keeping what you want is the most challenging thing I would (have) ever encountered. I'm 36 years old. Fell in live, Was engaged to be wed, and lost it in a matter of 8 months. I detent see nor understand my soul mates needs. I still may have a chance? But if any one ever needed help I’m it. 10/2/2008
Chance A.R. I think this will work great on the girl that I've loved since 4th grade (2007). 5/9/2008
ricky d may this is a interseting story years ago I dated a women whom worked on a supposed weather weapon I lived in new orleans after being pulled over I mailed a hate from the township that pulled me over and the city was destoyed by the worst hurricane in years katrinia destroyed the city when not at work mailed hate to her also just because she was after moving from new jersey the police station that pulled me over trash was dumped all over there shore my cousin works for the trash company the area was also flooded destorying the area I had mailed doctor paul may in england about dating her before the city of england was hit by storms and bad weather worst storms in sixty years houston where I was pulled over once was totally destroyed by a hurricane I am related to dr randy may a researcher for nasa so act of god 10/24/2007
anon Aint there any good things women will ever say 8/4/2007
dan haha thats pretty funny 7/27/2007
Tom i think everything i just read is fairly predictable. post something us guys can use! 7/21/2007
caleb brilunt 4/4/2007
MIKE W im in a relationship with a single mom raising two children 7 and 3
sometimes things are great between us and i do see the kids and interact great with them- we both say we love each other and i love the girls, but she says im manipulative sometimes and complains about everyone wanting her attention. when i ask who is in her life she only states the girls and me, thats only 3 looking for her attention, she has talked numerous times about having time to herself and i do give her space but i barely see her now, maybe once a week for a day. we are intimate and have no problems with that. but she does have serious issues with trust due to her past relationships and my history prior to her. she has told me she has only been i love two times in her life and im the second person, stating she finally figured out she didnt really love her husband after
being with him 10 yrs. she does open up to me but sometimes she can be mean and insensitve when we argue, i try to be as understanding as possible but it feels as if i am bending over backwards all the time--- HELP
3/1/2007
abid wow,,women do speak different language.... 1/29/2007
Sol Espinoza like, im guessing that you would be married when you hit this site, but i got to it, and read the understanding women part. But yeah, i laughed soo hard. Cause it opend my eyes in understanding the confusing language of girls but its soo true! Thank goodness i found this site, its a good insight of girls and a good laugh! 1/14/2007
courtney lol 12/27/2006
wesley & erica funny 8/6/2006
Stonecold This is in general a fabolous translation, though it is extreme sometimes. 4/14/2006
DIEGO i can't eVeN type caUSE I AM STILL LAUGHING 1/8/2006
federico awsome 1/8/2006
Shaz Hahaha. Cudos to you, these are really funny, maybe men will have some idea now.(muttering to myself) 11/19/2005
loz.m cool wow 11/6/2005
Joe Brilliant 10/3/2005
Vinny When she say I need space after 2 bad relationships & losing her father & I have been seeing her for a month, means what man. HELP ME, I really like this girl. 6/30/2004
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