30 Dumb Facts About Men

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Sara lmao.. the funniest thing I've ever read on the Internet. 8/12/2009
bambam who every wrote this is right 5/27/2009
paisley This is so funny it hurts! That's bcuz there's so much truth in it!
This helped me laugh instead of just being annoyed by the numbskulled, dribbling, polinators!
5/17/2009
amy b hi tom elson i love yhuu so much love amy b 3/31/2009
leighann it so right 3/31/2009
KaTiE That is so hilarious I sent it to all my friends lol. 3/24/2009
kara Funny as hell lmfao 12/14/2008
Isha Brilliants ...clap ,clap, clap...lots of at that...funny
But sadly all these are true...he he ;-)
12/9/2008
Jingles i love this so much. so true. 11/9/2008
Kandi that was frikin hillarious.. i totally loved it 11/2/2008
Banger Yea Anisha it was so amuzing..dumb gal! 10/19/2008
Queen Bee total waste of my time to coment but those were funny and seemed like every guy I've ever had grace my precense. all the people that comment are stereotypical, including myself. sack up men and do ur job so the women don't have to. then u wouldn't b dum. 8/25/2008
ShadStin I found it very insulting, but you did miss a few things 8/20/2008
Q There are some great, intelligent men...fortunately, they're not the ones commenting on the article. 8/15/2008
Q Like your "facts" by the way...I had a good laugh!

Those who are so offended by these "facts" need to take a chill pill...I have extras if anyone wants them.
8/15/2008
Q "Whats the thinest book in the world?
The accomplishments and inventions made by women."

and why is that? Because men took all the credits...
8/15/2008
Jean The reason women haven't created the world is because they were suppressed by men, and besides, this article is just a joke, you guys shouldn't take it seriously lol 6/20/2008
katie-pie. i liked them alot, some were really funny and some i didnt get...
lol
but i think the reason why i didnt get the ones i didnt get is because
im a blonde...lol
6/11/2008
mbncfmkb dumbest stuff ever...half of them aren't funny...and i'm a woman 3/20/2008
Evan some men are idiots, many are, but some aren't
its a case by case thing people, trust me!
1/2/2008
blah men created everything you see around you..your computer for example!...so stfu and accept that we are not dumb 12/27/2007
Sam2 I think you should consider some therapy :), judging by the men you date. 11/26/2007
ihateanisha Some of the jokes are quite funny. 9/24/2007
ihateanisha This is so sexist. Was einstein dumb? Was William James Sidis lacking a brain? Only someone as stupid as a girl would be ignorant enough to think that the greatest mathematician, scientist, writer and musicians were women. Heres a fact. They were all men. 9/24/2007
john need more facts 5/8/2007
HE-MAN If there was a list like this about women it would be incredibly controversial. As for women being more intelligent than men? You obviously haven't done your research, except sit there and get those dumb, untrue e-mails from all of your girlfriends that talk about how stupid men are. Facts contained in those e-mails? None. Check wikipedia's articles concerning the intelligence of the sexes and you will be shown factual information for a change. From personal experience, I can say that women know a whole lot of nothing outside of their school education. You may be thinking, "it's only the education that matters." Well, let me say this: getting an A in history is not going to fix your car, repair your drywall, or other things women are dependent on men for. As far as knowledge goes, men are more rounded and know information on many more subjects than women do, all the while women are only concerned about what men know about them. What's there to know? Women are predictable, shallow, unstable, and insecure. The only difference between women and the only thing men are concerned about is their looks. All women act alike and have the same bull to say. Immaturity among men is a popular subject among women. How ironic, though, as women neglect to recognize their own shortcomings. Have you noticed that when you get a group of women together, all words said can summarize into "like" and "ya know", and the most trivial sight or impulsivity can set their laughter off like a bomb? Take this example: four women are together in a house. One comes out of the bathroom with a towel on her head and says, "I am the great Ali-Bahba!" I can only imagine how hysterical the other three would become. Because women think jokes about farts or something are tasteless and childish, does that automatically put them above men? I think not, or actually, I know not. Anyway, I could go on with this for days, but I'm going to stop here. Oh yeah, Shae, nice try at sounding knowledgeable with your usage or the advanced word "petifile." Or was it pedophile? That should keep you women busy for a few days. 3/30/2007
saf i fancy a guy so much. but if all men r like this i think il go lesbian 2/7/2007
sam haha these jokes are so true. my husband is just like that. yet again - so are all men. i love da Pow woooo 2/7/2007
kmg i love this its excellent and 100% true 10/7/2006
PSUEDONYMOUS4ME REALLY GREAT...I MAY NEVER WAKE UP TOMMORROW AFTER ALL OF THIS HUMOR....LMAO....XOXO..... 8/6/2006
Love babes In love, both sexes act stupidly. This is a fact. In love, women fall easily for 3 words (i love you), and still act smart. This a fact too. 7/13/2006
karri wow statistically no one cares....i love men pesonally but when it comes to common sense well lets just say god gave them whatever was left after women got what they wanted!!! 6/23/2006
kaykay wow thoes are good...i give you your props! 6/23/2006
how are woman s joe is 100% right 6/1/2006
Brittany HAHA! i like them and so true! 10/22/2005
Shae Whitwell Men who made spelling or punctuation mistakes here are: fire for the wicke, Mm9004, Mike (but still are very good comment.), John Doe, Veronica, Joe and Steve Bell.
So all of you, except for maybe Veronica are men. There for, women are smarter than men.
10/22/2005
Shae Whitwell John Doe, instead of wasting your money on whatever junk it is you men buy. Save up some money and get yourself a dictionary. 10/22/2005
Shae Whitwell Killer, get a life, ya petifile. Oh, that's right your probably a man, (since that's the only thing men think about.)
you wouldn't know what a petifile is.
10/22/2005
Shae Whitwell By the way, Vampelle.
It's a proven fact, women are smarter than men.
10/22/2005
Shae Whitwell Super funny!
And so incredibly true.
Well done to you.
10/22/2005
fireforthewicke All of thede suck! No... they really did 3/15/2004
Arian Know what, guys? You better stop in here!!! Oops! Another thing also, most of the spellings, either from a man or woman, are wrong. So, why have an argument? 2/28/2004
Vampelle Statisticly, men are better at mathematics and logic than women are. 12/9/2003
The Killer Very sexist towards men and very rude. I hope the person that wrote this gets raped. 12/9/2003
Shortie27 If men are so smart, why can't they figure out women???? Women can understand men and train them like dogs. So what does that say about men??? 12/3/2003
Mm9004 What do you call a girl with a brain?
Doesn't matter, shes still gonna be angry with you.

How many women does it take to build a car?
two. one to throw stuff in a pile and one to turn the key and wait till it works.

What is the most predictable species in the world?
whatever lies on the opposite side of the genetic chain.

What do you get when you cross a girl and a stop light?
Two tickets.

Whats the thinest book in the world?
The accomplishments and inventions made by women.
10/28/2003
GENESIS WHY ARE WOMEN SMARTER THAN MEN?
BECAUSE OF ASHTON KUTCHER!!!
10/24/2003
??????????????? Hey, John Doe, you are so stupid.God made girls smarter than guys. But guys are stronger with more common sense. 8/31/2003
Kaytee Well John Doe, you just proved how much smarter men are "then" women!! Maybe you should check your grammar because it's THAN not THEN... 8/27/2003
Mike Hey these are flat out funny ne guy whos really affended should jus jump off a bridge 8/23/2003
John Doe Hmmm how many females have been president? how many women went to the moon? Sorry but guys are smarter then girls. 8/19/2003
Tia If you guys are so insulted by these, why do you continue to read them? I personally fine them hilarious! 8/18/2003
veronica ha its is a proven fact that guys are smarter than most girls and I know they are smarter than you 8/12/2003
joe you dumb sexest hore get a life just becase men dont like you dont rag on them when you have nothing elts to do (you wish you where a guy) dumb B! 8/12/2003
Becky I just got dumped by a guy that I was ignorant enough to date for 8 months. He'll be back, like all dogs, once they've had steak they don't go back to scraps. What An Idiot! You guys still have me laughing... 7/30/2003
steve bell why dont u make fun of woman 7/9/2003
Charity I am fighting with my boyfriend, and needed to read this all day. Thank you for making me realize that men are so incredibly dumb. 6/14/2003
Maureen Thank's, I needed that. Know an extremely dumb man. 4/12/2003
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