30 Dumb Facts About Men

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Ethel HE-MAN I'm actually willing to bet than women are smarter than you. Get over yourself. I know the little baby is offended but that's no reason to jump on females and start insulting them right away. I mean, really. You are the only immature and shallow one I see here. And you just proved yourself to be very idiotic by getting upset and start degrading us women because you were angry at one post by a female. You are insecure, shallow and narrow minded. You need to stop blaming females. Get a life, you didn't invent anything, you have no right to act like you're so valuable to society when all you do is hide behind a screen and make generalizations. So...what? You're accusing her of being sexist when you're doing the same thing. There have been plenty of great women out there. So stop acting like men were the only ones who moved society forward. In fact, it was suffragette's that helped men to see that women were just as valuable as them. People like you just prove that even great people like Susan B Anthony can't drill that message into thick skulls like yours. Why don't you think about the word suffragette and what it means? That should keep you busy for a few days
Joe, why would she wish she was a guy? Women and men should both be proud of their gender. And it's "sexist" not "sexest"
If that is how guys act I'd rather not be one.		 1/22/2012
tiffany I love the one about After god made man and said he could do better, to funny and also true. 1/18/2012
a victim sexual assualt is not funny and is nothing to joke about yu need to think about the victims of these crime 12/8/2011
raquel lmao! 12/3/2011
Elisa petrova Haha,that's 100% true,I don't hate men but they are far from brainy humans! 12/3/2011
theninjawarrior :) and XD 11/4/2011
fu(k1ngt4rd woman libb. -_- 9/2/2011
justine M love it 6/18/2011
hi Awesome dude. 6/6/2011
eminem hello my name is... 3/7/2011
Helen why are mens so controling because they are Insecure. 1/31/2011
hahaah This is freaking crazy but most of it is kinda true except a few that are kinda really messed up to say about men like the pedifile on that not nice. 1/27/2011
110391 wowowowowowowowowowoowowowwowowowo really now\ 1/27/2011
Amanda I love it, these jokes are funny and unfortunately so true. For the nice guys out there that this don't apply to, don't get mad at us, get mad at the real DUMB and thoughtless men out there for which there are many. 1/24/2011
BB Amazingly Hilarious, Smart! 1/19/2011
Johnathan F. lets see here; first off, who had to protect your sorry asses in the stone age?, who has made the most contributions to society and the world? and who invented the internet so you could post your 30 sexist remarks?
answer:men		 12/3/2010
lolz !that's what it is!you and your people don't have RESPECT!and that's a serious word RESPECT!your men keep saying bad words like(words are banned)and girls keep on saying bad words too(words are banned).i believe the one who post this.is a broken hearted girl.and those men who reacted in a funny way.its fine.men can never be girls and girls will never be men.and that's the true part.Men is not smarter than girls or girls is not smarter than boys.because if you put in your mind that boys are better or girls are better.Then you are notbetter.Cause you cannot be both...if you put this on a religious idea.Jesus is a man.God is a man...Well i can say men are better and I'm a man...because God gave women for men not to be bored.Adam and Eve.and i believe that Eve was the one who made Adam ate the apple.
And Adam also ate the apple.Knowing that it is forbidden.
See.We are all dumb.do you know how you are created?or why is it there is rain?there are planets.?NO WE DON'T KNOW.!CAUSE WE ARE NOT SMART.If you can create a planet with living things.then i can worship you.for being smart.But you cant.Cause we are in this world.Created by someone cant be seen.and that's the true.Both men and women are equally dumb.Cause they don't know everything.Now it makes sense huh.		 11/5/2010
denise i love this.
they are all so true.
i read it with my friend rafael and he just nodded his head no becasue theyre all true !:)		 11/2/2010
Jeff its funny because 90% of it is true... i'll atmit it. 10/29/2010
A. Man And I'M the sexist one... 10/5/2010
Gabriel hahaha!
I have to say that some of these jokes are quite true, like us men don't know much about women. But some are pretty lame, and some are pretty false.

But nice jokes, (but I think only women will enjoy this one more

Lol		 9/30/2010
Alex Ok... I'm a guy and sorry to disappoint men but I agree most every thing stated was true to an extent... because most woman who visit this forum where dumped or mistreated by a guy who portrayed these attributes. I for one don't because my whole life my Mother was always setting me an example to repent these types of men. My Father often set an example of the typical man described but lets be realistic for a minute, not ALL guys are like this and Women have there share of problems as well. Because this is speaking between 2 genders neither can necessarily be right or wrong but instead thinking more about who really is that person... to shorten my comment I'm saying men and woman can be together if put in the correct positions with the people they like from the heart not the looks... and not all men are bad nor good. It's a big mix. Know that person and his history before going forth any further into a relation ship... I hope this can soften this silly conflict. 9/1/2010
mikeal konsien evryting is true sadly lolz xD 8/31/2010
maria i laughed my head out! 8/30/2010
Common Person This is not funny its extremly sexist and not even funny. 8/9/2010
spitonitbaby Then tell them they love them after laughing. :'l 6/18/2010
spitonitbaby Women should read this to their sons. 6/18/2010
chris who was created first man and chicks are part man 6/1/2010
Cindy Although we all know most men have some kind of brain this article made me feel better after my boyfriend and I had a fight lol 5/25/2010
Delishussz FUNNY! I LIKE IT! 5/21/2010
girl haha i love it! so true ^.~ 5/12/2010
sue ellen hey these are mean 5/10/2010
Dick face Women are just jelous xD 3/31/2010
zoe lmao thats funny as :) 3/10/2010
mandy Some are so appropriate 3/4/2010
bya oh my !when did you meet my husband ? 2/27/2010
LMAO - - REE T Reading these "Dumb Men Facts" has literally made my "year". Keep 'em coming - I will check this site out often! 1/10/2010
Taycro LOVE IT 1/1/2010
men This is dumb... and very false. BUT really funny! 12/7/2009
aris Funny. Very true. 11/24/2009
Sara lmao.. the funniest thing I've ever read on the Internet. 8/12/2009
bambam who every wrote this is right 5/27/2009
paisley This is so funny it hurts! That's bcuz there's so much truth in it!
This helped me laugh instead of just being annoyed by the numbskulled, dribbling, polinators!		 5/17/2009
amy b hi tom elson i love yhuu so much love amy b 3/31/2009
leighann it so right 3/31/2009
KaTiE That is so hilarious I sent it to all my friends lol. 3/24/2009
kara Funny as hell lmfao 12/14/2008
Isha Brilliants ...clap ,clap, clap...lots of at that...funny
But sadly all these are true...he he ;-)		 12/9/2008
Jingles i love this so much. so true. 11/9/2008
Kandi that was frikin hillarious.. i totally loved it 11/2/2008
Banger Yea Anisha it was so amuzing..dumb gal! 10/19/2008
Queen Bee total waste of my time to coment but those were funny and seemed like every guy I've ever had grace my precense. all the people that comment are stereotypical, including myself. sack up men and do ur job so the women don't have to. then u wouldn't b dum. 8/25/2008
ShadStin I found it very insulting, but you did miss a few things 8/20/2008
Q There are some great, intelligent men...fortunately, they're not the ones commenting on the article. 8/15/2008
Q Like your "facts" by the way...I had a good laugh!

Those who are so offended by these "facts" need to take a chill pill...I have extras if anyone wants them.		 8/15/2008
Q "Whats the thinest book in the world?
The accomplishments and inventions made by women."

and why is that? Because men took all the credits...		 8/15/2008
Jean The reason women haven't created the world is because they were suppressed by men, and besides, this article is just a joke, you guys shouldn't take it seriously lol 6/20/2008
katie-pie. i liked them alot, some were really funny and some i didnt get...
lol
but i think the reason why i didnt get the ones i didnt get is because
im a blonde...lol		 6/11/2008
mbncfmkb dumbest stuff ever...half of them aren't funny...and i'm a woman 3/20/2008
Evan some men are idiots, many are, but some aren't
its a case by case thing people, trust me!		 1/2/2008
blah men created everything you see around you..your computer for example!...so stfu and accept that we are not dumb 12/27/2007
Sam2 I think you should consider some therapy :), judging by the men you date. 11/26/2007
ihateanisha Some of the jokes are quite funny. 9/24/2007
ihateanisha This is so sexist. Was einstein dumb? Was William James Sidis lacking a brain? Only someone as stupid as a girl would be ignorant enough to think that the greatest mathematician, scientist, writer and musicians were women. Heres a fact. They were all men. 9/24/2007
john need more facts 5/8/2007
HE-MAN If there was a list like this about women it would be incredibly controversial. As for women being more intelligent than men? You obviously haven't done your research, except sit there and get those dumb, untrue e-mails from all of your girlfriends that talk about how stupid men are. Facts contained in those e-mails? None. Check wikipedia's articles concerning the intelligence of the sexes and you will be shown factual information for a change. From personal experience, I can say that women know a whole lot of nothing outside of their school education. You may be thinking, "it's only the education that matters." Well, let me say this: getting an A in history is not going to fix your car, repair your drywall, or other things women are dependent on men for. As far as knowledge goes, men are more rounded and know information on many more subjects than women do, all the while women are only concerned about what men know about them. What's there to know? Women are predictable, shallow, unstable, and insecure. The only difference between women and the only thing men are concerned about is their looks. All women act alike and have the same bull to say. Immaturity among men is a popular subject among women. How ironic, though, as women neglect to recognize their own shortcomings. Have you noticed that when you get a group of women together, all words said can summarize into "like" and "ya know", and the most trivial sight or impulsivity can set their laughter off like a bomb? Take this example: four women are together in a house. One comes out of the bathroom with a towel on her head and says, "I am the great Ali-Bahba!" I can only imagine how hysterical the other three would become. Because women think jokes about farts or something are tasteless and childish, does that automatically put them above men? I think not, or actually, I know not. Anyway, I could go on with this for days, but I'm going to stop here. Oh yeah, Shae, nice try at sounding knowledgeable with your usage or the advanced word "petifile." Or was it pedophile? That should keep you women busy for a few days. 3/30/2007
saf i fancy a guy so much. but if all men r like this i think il go lesbian 2/7/2007
sam haha these jokes are so true. my husband is just like that. yet again - so are all men. i love da Pow woooo 2/7/2007
kmg i love this its excellent and 100% true 10/7/2006
PSUEDONYMOUS4ME REALLY GREAT...I MAY NEVER WAKE UP TOMMORROW AFTER ALL OF THIS HUMOR....LMAO....XOXO..... 8/6/2006
Love babes In love, both sexes act stupidly. This is a fact. In love, women fall easily for 3 words (i love you), and still act smart. This a fact too. 7/13/2006
karri wow statistically no one cares....i love men pesonally but when it comes to common sense well lets just say god gave them whatever was left after women got what they wanted!!! 6/23/2006
kaykay wow thoes are good...i give you your props! 6/23/2006
how are woman s joe is 100% right 6/1/2006
Brittany HAHA! i like them and so true! 10/22/2005
Shae Whitwell Men who made spelling or punctuation mistakes here are: fire for the wicke, Mm9004, Mike (but still are very good comment.), John Doe, Veronica, Joe and Steve Bell.
So all of you, except for maybe Veronica are men. There for, women are smarter than men.		 10/22/2005
Shae Whitwell John Doe, instead of wasting your money on whatever junk it is you men buy. Save up some money and get yourself a dictionary. 10/22/2005
Shae Whitwell Killer, get a life, ya petifile. Oh, that's right your probably a man, (since that's the only thing men think about.)
you wouldn't know what a petifile is.		 10/22/2005
Shae Whitwell By the way, Vampelle.
It's a proven fact, women are smarter than men.
 10/22/2005
Shae Whitwell Super funny!
And so incredibly true.
Well done to you.		 10/22/2005
fireforthewicke All of thede suck! No... they really did 3/15/2004
Arian Know what, guys? You better stop in here!!! Oops! Another thing also, most of the spellings, either from a man or woman, are wrong. So, why have an argument? 2/28/2004
Vampelle Statisticly, men are better at mathematics and logic than women are. 12/9/2003
The Killer Very sexist towards men and very rude. I hope the person that wrote this gets raped. 12/9/2003
Shortie27 If men are so smart, why can't they figure out women???? Women can understand men and train them like dogs. So what does that say about men??? 12/3/2003
Mm9004 What do you call a girl with a brain?
Doesn't matter, shes still gonna be angry with you.

How many women does it take to build a car?
two. one to throw stuff in a pile and one to turn the key and wait till it works.

What is the most predictable species in the world?
whatever lies on the opposite side of the genetic chain.

What do you get when you cross a girl and a stop light?
Two tickets.

Whats the thinest book in the world?
The accomplishments and inventions made by women.		 10/28/2003
GENESIS WHY ARE WOMEN SMARTER THAN MEN?
BECAUSE OF ASHTON KUTCHER!!!		 10/24/2003
??????????????? Hey, John Doe, you are so stupid.God made girls smarter than guys. But guys are stronger with more common sense. 8/31/2003
Kaytee Well John Doe, you just proved how much smarter men are "then" women!! Maybe you should check your grammar because it's THAN not THEN... 8/27/2003
Mike Hey these are flat out funny ne guy whos really affended should jus jump off a bridge 8/23/2003
John Doe Hmmm how many females have been president? how many women went to the moon? Sorry but guys are smarter then girls. 8/19/2003
Tia If you guys are so insulted by these, why do you continue to read them? I personally fine them hilarious! 8/18/2003
veronica ha its is a proven fact that guys are smarter than most girls and I know they are smarter than you 8/12/2003
joe you dumb sexest hore get a life just becase men dont like you dont rag on them when you have nothing elts to do (you wish you where a guy) dumb B! 8/12/2003
Becky I just got dumped by a guy that I was ignorant enough to date for 8 months. He'll be back, like all dogs, once they've had steak they don't go back to scraps. What An Idiot! You guys still have me laughing... 7/30/2003
steve bell why dont u make fun of woman 7/9/2003
Charity I am fighting with my boyfriend, and needed to read this all day. Thank you for making me realize that men are so incredibly dumb. 6/14/2003
Maureen Thank's, I needed that. Know an extremely dumb man. 4/12/2003
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