Funny Short Stories

Comedy & Light Reading

If you need to be cheered up, or if you have lost hope for the future, read our humorous, funny short stories. They'll lift your spirits, without making you wet your pants. No guarantees on the pants wetting, though.
Funny Stories
  • 'Big' Pete - 16
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere - Jump in anywhere.
  • Funny News Report
    When you get tired of CNN or E, read this.
  • 'Big' Pete - 15
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere - Jump in anywhere.
  • 'Big' Pete - 14
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere - Jump in anywhere.
  • 'Big' Pete - 12
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere - Jump in anywhere.
  • 'Big' Pete - 11
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere - Jump in anywhere.
  • 'Big' Pete - 10
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere - Jump in anywhere.
  • 'Big' Pete - 9
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere-Jump in anywhere.
  • A Day on the Tennis Courts
    This is a funny short story about a tennis match in a competitive tennis league... although I am not sure how funny it was at the time.
  • The Broken Spectacle
    Going through the job offer Manav thought, "I must walk in for the interview. But how?" If he attends office he cannot make for the interview. It's not possible to be present at two places...
  • The Wedding
    It's about a guy who is about to lose the love of his life to his father!
  • 'Big' Pete - 8
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere - JUMP IN ANYWHERE.
  • Ira the Bomb
    A longish short story from the author of The Door, dripping with irony and sarcasm just the way you all like it! JOHN.
  • Pagan Place
    Humorous variation of the Last Supper as played by a band of Pagans.
  • The Door
    I'm out of poems I'm willing to share with the world, but I do have one last thing for my fans before I go to Disney world and will not be able to access a computer for a week or so. Enjoy THE DOOR!
  • 'Big' Pete - 7
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere - JUMP IN ANYWHERE
  • The Senior Prodigy
    After a bump on the head, a 60s-something musically-challenged amateur piano player acquires great piano playing skills becoming a "Senior Prodigy." However, problems develop when he...
  • 'Big' Pete - 6
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere - JUMP IN ANYWHERE.
  • Things That Just Happen in Life - 7
    Moving in.
  • 'Big' Pete - 5
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere. - JUMP IN ANYWHERE.
  • 'Big' Pete - 4
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere - JUMP IN ANYWHERE.
  • Things That Just Happen in Life - 6
    They increase their population in the manor.
  • The Hobo Part 1 And 2
    Just a thx for Audrey MT. Rock on girl!!!! :)
  • The Hobo - Part 2
    Part 2 of the 2 part series. HAHA!!! So short sorry.
  • The Hobo - Part 1
    First part of 2 part series.
  • 'Big' Pete - 3
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere. -JUMP IN ANYWHERE
  • Things That Just Happen in Life - 5
    Sorry can't think of a description.
  • Things That Just Happen in Life - 4
    Dan, a shy guy with abs that stick out under his shirt, chloe's dream guy.
  • 'Big' Pete - 2
    Yet another look into 'Big' Pete's life in a coffee house somewhere.
  • 'Big' Pete
    Enter into 'Big' Pete's adventures in a coffee house somewhere.
  • Pickle and Tomato
    True Story :) (Short Story)
  • Things That Just Happen in Life - 3
    Terrifying news.
  • Things That Just Happen in Life - 2
    Youngest sibling comes back from NY as wonder woman, learning martial arts is impressive isn't it?
  • Things That Just Happen in Life - 1
    Three sisters one house and a sibling rivalry war between them. Can they overcome that with only the middle sister as no man's land. We also have to remember that blood is thicker than water
  • Bungee Cord of Death
    A practical joke goes very wrong.
  • A Rose From Vanessa
    Kimberley and Vanessa have been enemies since school. Their lives, however, turn out different. As they both end up successful, they get to a point where they have to work together or both ruin...
  • Clancy's Place
    A chance encounter with death.
  • The Hat and His Man
    A short story I wrote for a competition. A queer little story. Quite interesting though.
  • Easy to Love
    A play written to correct some mistakes that young ladies find themselves in nowadays.
  • Unfortunate Events
    Please do not take offense to any of the material presented in this article it is meant purely for humor of the readers. Please enjoy.
  • Waterloo
    Henry pursues an old hobby, and finds a new one, when he moves to his new pensioner's flat.
  • My Father's Funeral
    A man tries to forget what he is and is reminded when he goes home to say goodbye to his father.
  • The Slow Mental Decay of a Beautiful Man
    A wonderful romp through the progression of insanity.
  • The Peeping Tom
    It is about a guy who sees a something he loves and goes out to get it at all costs.
  • The Old Car
    Just more light reading, nothing serious, to a car guy maybe a memory or two.
  • The Promotion
    The trials and tribulation of a day in the life of the average guy, no sex or violence just a G rated story, a Sunday afternoon story, just easy reading.
  • A Sign of the Times
    Today's life in the average family facing today's problems.
  • All By Design
    First 5 pages of my book.
  • Triple Hug
    A lunch time adventure in the boonies
  • The Lawn Mower
    My short story fiction will address the issues of older adults coming of age in the twenty first century. In short the old facing the challenges of the new.
  • The Bank Card
    My short story fiction will address the issues of older adults coming of age in the twenty first century. In short the old facing the challenges of the new.
  • Life In A Hospital Through the Eyes of Hulk Hogan
    A twisted tale of a man's experiences in a hospital.
  • Linda1038
    From the moment I entered my e-mail address linda10380@yahoo.com, I felt that I was not alone anymore since there are 1037 Linda's like me connected to Yahoo, and for the first time in my life I...
  • Jim and His Chin
    A story of a boy and his facial structures.
  • The Odd Short Story
    A lost piece of literature I dug up. This was written a long time ago, and never saw the light of day. Don't expect anything typical.
  • Escape From the Nerd herd, Part II
    An enlightened conclusion to a tale of ordeal by business travel.
  • A Chorus of Pigs
    A management consultant firm tries to peddle their process to a seasoned and cynical staff, but finds that it is like trying to teach pigs to sing. This consulting firm, however, has a secret and...
  • Escape from the Nerd Herd
    Humor and advice for business travel.
  • A Hero with American Cheese
    Short Fiction - Humor - First person narrative
  • The Perils of Using Other People's Computers
    I think we have all been here...
  • Spontaneous Combustion & You: Revisited
    A look at what would've happened if the pizza wasn't made of metal.
  • Spontaneous Combustion & You
    An educational guide to maintaining sanity with family and friends.
  • Senior Citizen Visiting Hour
    No one knows what goes on in this mysterious hour, until now...
  • Jabberwocky: The Threequel
    The third and final entry in the Jabberwocky trilogy. Put on a second pair of underwear.
  • The Return of the Jabberwocky (Sort of)
    The sequel to the strange oddity that is Jabberwocky. Witness a new chapter of the saga.
  • Jabberwocky
    Quite possibly the oddest thing you will ever lay eyes on...for now...
  • The Tale
    1. The title of work : The Tale - a short story 2. The genre of work (subtitle): A short story- Family and children 3. Writer's name: Ms. Pramita Kaur Sidhu 4. Writer's email address: amita_my at...
  • Happy Birthday (To Me)
    Nobody remembered my birthday this year... Nobody except ME!
  • A Drinker's Promise
    It is about drinking, friendship and promises. Any view expressed here need not necessarily relate to the reader. Hope you enjoy this...
  • Sense Of Direction!
    A light comedy...