Wedding Jokes

Relationship and Marriage Jokes

Marriage and relationships can be harrowing or hilarious. Buzzle.com offers the hilarious side of that equation, because sometimes you need something to keep you laughing.
Warning: Discretionary Content. Articles in this Buzzle.com chapter may contain material that is either inappropriate or offensive to some audiences.
 
Over My Depth
A girl that has a bad family and fallz 4 a bully.
Together May Take Forever
Arta is a girl that loves to do nothing but sleep and eat. She is the new girl in school and she is already failing the classes that she worked o had to get into. Suzumi sempai has noticed her and...
Playing Bridge Against the Boss
How to keep a healthy relationship with a boss.
At The Psychiatrist
Treatments prescribed by psychiatrist for a husband of an apathetic wife.
:-) A Christmas Bridge Tournament
Relation of a bridge player with his wife
Life Is An Optical Illusion
What is your optical illusion?
Disaster Averted
Wife to Husband: " A great disaster was averted...
A Letter To My Friend...
A letter sent to a beautiful friend of mine. We had only met 2 weeks before I was scheduled to go on a holiday. He came and spent 4 wonderful days with me. The beauty of this letter explores the...
Name The Love
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.
Troubleshooting The Wife!!
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0
A Temporary Solution At Best
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for a long time, and it’s no secret that she’s knockout beauty.
Dating Rules For College
In an imaginary world a kiss would signify the end of sexual tension and the beginning of a relationship.
Minister Planning A Wedding
A minister was planning a wedding at the close of...
Men: Before and After She Moves In
Before she moves in, she wears teddies and suspenders, and you hold your...
The Perfect Day for Him and Her
Wakeup to hugs and kisses...
Great Comebacks To Dickhead Come-ons...
Haven't we...
Marriage Quips
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
40 Ways To Lose Your Lover
Acquire a jellymeat sandwich habit...
Penis Tattoos
A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his...
Married Couple At The Bar
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her...
Sophies Wedding
On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting...
How Long Have You Been Wearing The Earring?
Morris is at work one day when he notices that his...
Affair With The Secretary
A married man and his secretary were having a...
Heartbreak, Then Revenge
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for...
A Really Nasty Divorce
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing...
40 ways to lose your lover
We're not talking about Simon and Garfunkel here.
Before and After
Seven key indicators of when the honeymoon period has finished.
The Perfect Day for Him
What all men want...
The Perfect Day for Her
A woman's dream...
Newly weds
British newlyweds on their honeymoon.