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Funny NewsNews, current events and well-remembered events harbor some of the greatest jokes of all time. Read on!Warning: Discretionary Content. News stories articles in this Buzzle.com chapter may contain material that is either inappropriate or offensive to some audiences. |
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| Alien Transmission: Economic Subjugation. Earth/Resident Species: Humanoid 11431 (aka "Man," "Humanity," "Humankind")
Third Transmission from the starship "Look Lively" to Planetary Anthropology Research Foundation (PARF), Arcturus IX |
How to Interrogate Terrorists: Colonoscopy
Here's a creative way to make terrorists tell the truth, not by using torture but by giving them a colonoscopy. |