Miscellaneous Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes
	Miscellaneous Funny Jokes If you have a joke to submit, but it doesn't fall under any of the existing categories, submit it here. If we get enough like it, we'll make a new category for it! Warning: Discretionary Content. Articles in this Buzzle.com Chapter may contain material that is either inappropriate or offensive to some audiences.


Boy in a Lift When God Invites	What are You Some Sort of Comedian Comedian joke
Magician Doctor Careful Patient	The Golden Prize A short story (few lines) just funny and good for first article - I think.
God Grants a Wish Hilarious..	New Yahoo CEO Shaking Things Up Yahoo's new CEO has taken over and she's taking on the slackers.
Little Johnny Jokes A twist to the joke towards the end...	The Real Fact About Evil Just a little saying I came up with.
Careful Bank Manager Back to square one	Jaundice Patient Confident Doctor
Second Doctor Deadly Doctor	Beggar's Money A beggar should not be a chooser !
Plane Racist but I'm black so it's ok.	Friendly Eye Bank Manager with a glass eye.
Michael Jackson Hilarious!!	Random Stuff I JUST HAD TO ADD THIS YOU MAY LIKE IT YOU MAY NOT.... READ AND FIND OUT...
Life Without Meat Some experts predict that the entire world population will become vegetarian in the next 50 years.	Boss Don't Smile, Laugh ...... Laugh
A Funny, Yet Weird, Hybrid A question that makes you think, but the answer is obvious…	goats Two goats planning on taking over the world…
A Miracle A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.	Who Needs Technology Sometimes the old methods work best. I got a vivid practical demonstration of this today morning, when one channel of my stereo amplifier went dead.
Boon From Operation Doctor, will I be able to...	I Think It’s Funny…Lol Three guys were flying in a hot air balloons...
Senior Moments, Who Me? Humorous musings about mid life senior moments. Have a laugh at the fact that we're all getting older.	Antartians Joke for entertainment…
Out Of Date It’s the future and a boy needs to check up on his fashion…	Same Old Dog Desmond, your composition on ...
A KICK IN THE HEAD My purgatory began innocently enough a couple of days ago, when I visited the doctor for my annual medical check up. It should not have been a big deal, except that I committed the cardinal error of...	Cheetah Joke - A cheetah clone was...
iPod Emergency: What to do if Your iPod falls in the toilet Attention to all iPod users. Try not to use your iPod in the bathroom. Is it that important to listen to Unchained melody while sitting on the toilet? A lot of iPod users reported iPod...	Laurel & Hardy G. K. Chesterton and George Bernard Shaw, two leading literary figures in...
Love Your Enemy Joke - From his death bed, the husband called his wife and ...	How cute is your rear end? For those of you who were just starting to think the internet could actually be a good thing.
Terry's Twisted Humor #1 Okay, I know I have a weird sense of humor. Try out some of these tidbits and see if you agree.	...Clever Idea... ?!?!?!?! Joke - Mrs.Banta knitted a...
Dirty House A dirty house joke about rats…	Kids are tuff... If you've got kids, you'll like this one...It's been attributed to Bill Cosby....so you know it's good!
Twisted Funny - Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack...	Court Jester Party Jokes - He Who Laughs Last Jokes gags and party pieces are a sure way to fill the air with laughter.
Pepito This is about a little kid who get's mixed up with the colors.	The Vegetarian Virgin An embarrassing yet hilarious true tale from bringing up three sons.
Rehab A joke about rehab. I can neither confirm nor deny weather or not I was in rehab when this was said. Please note that they offered me drugs to help me sleep on my first night there for an...	Strange Accident Reports Many people who experienced automobile accidents were asked to explain what happened in a few words or less on insurance or accident forms.
Early Warning System One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.	Car Dealer A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer...
How Men And Women Change Oil Women: Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since...	Desert Vendors A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life.
Airline Announcements Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining.	A BMW In An Accident A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
Accidents Will Happen The cowboy was trying to buy an insurance policy.	Why Fish Smell! One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in...
Ashes To Ashes Once there was this indian sitting in the middle of the road stirring a pile of shit.	An American In England An American was on a train going across England and walked through the train looking for a seat.
Final Thoughts The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thoughts.	Blindman on an Airplane I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles.
Indian Tracker Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.	Bragging Rights Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.
Bad Situation While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window.	A Chicken of a Pilot Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska.
Indian Guide An Indian guide was hired by some hunters from Massachusetts to lead them on a moose hunting trip in Northern Maine.	Heaven or Hell A pastor at a frontier church ended a stirring sermon with, "All those who want to go to heaven, put up your hands!"
Backseat Driver A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police offer.	Last Wish A cowboy is riding his horse through old Oklahoma, when all of a sudden he is captured by a tribe of indians.
Breakdown An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.	Tough Guy Three cowboys were sitting around a fire one night and they wanted to...
A Hanging Offense A guy rides into an old style Western town to see a crowd of people around the town gallows.	A New Ferrari There was this guy who had just bought a brand new Ferrari F-50 and he was taking it for a cruise.
Services A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."	Lone Ranger And Tonto The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.
Adventures At Sea An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea.	Picked On A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
A New Cadillac A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas on his way from New York to California.	Misunderstanding Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden...
Mating Call There were two indians and a cowboy walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the indians took...	Dry Lips The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.
New Territory During the space program, the Apollo astronauts practiced 'moon-walking' in the Southwestern deserts.	Bad At Math An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.
Theater Outing The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater.	Quick Thinker A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
Proceed With Caution The Indian Running Bear was feeling rather lonely so he decides that he will visit the local whorehouse.	The Golfers Read it, Cmon...
Yet Another Bush Antic Bush makes another great impression on the world	Air Force One Air Force One crashed in the middle of...
Strudel An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around...	Stoner A funny joke about stoners.
Questions you never bothered thinking of Here's a start...	The medical Professor A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
A Poem about Money I want MONEY! That's what I want....	Drunk Man and Nun The moral of this story: don't read comic books while under the influence of alchohol.
Bar Joke This is a great bar joke, I hadn't heard it before...