Funny Jokes

Miscellaneous Funny Jokes

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Cannibals
I know it's corny but I think it's funny.
Little Johnny Jokes
A twist to the joke towards the end...
Life Without Meat
Some experts predict that the entire world population will become vegetarian in the next 50 years.
Who Needs Technology
Sometimes the old methods work best. I got a vivid practical demonstration of it this morning, when one channel of my stereo amplifier went dead.
A KICK IN THE HEAD
My purgatory began innocently enough a couple of days ago, when I visited the doctor for my annual medical check up. It should not have been a big deal, except that I committed the cardinal error of...
How Men And Women Change Oil
Women: Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since...
Breakdown
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.
Quick Thinker
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
The medical Professor
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.