| Funny Lawyer Jokes | |
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Lawyer JokesIf you're a lawyer, you might want to read through this section. Rumor has it the people who spread some of the best lawyer jokes around the most are the lawyers themselves...Warning: Discretionary Content. Articles in this Buzzle.com Chapter may contain material that is either inappropriate or offensive to some audiences. |
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| "The Gate Is Broken"
Hah... Hah.... Hah... |
The Delicate American
Foreigners like me could perhaps be forgiven for believing that it does not take a whole lot to cause mental anguish, pain and suffering, blah-blah, to a typical American. |
| Lawyers – Did You Hear The One About…
Chances are you have heard numerous jokes pertaining to attorneys, and admittedly some are actually funny! However, while some can be taken lightly, others are almost gruesome. The love/hate... |
Lawyer In Heaven
The pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter is showing him... |
| Attorney's Night Before Christmas
Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the... |
Lawyer's Affair
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at... |
| Questioning A Lawyer's Personal Integrity
An investment counselor went out on her... |
Legal Parrots
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a... |
| Courtroom Questions
Questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and responses given by insightful witnesses. |
A Blonde and a Lawyer
Another fairly smart blonde joke... |




