Men and Women Jokes

Gender Jokes

Gender jokes appear to make fun of either men or women, but are usually laughing at them both. If you find yourself offended by a joke in this section, we encourage you to submit ten more that you think are funnier. Have a good time, and remember:
Live the life you love Love the god you Trust And don't take it all Too Seriously
--- Love N' Rockets

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Men NEVER Listen My mother sent this to me and I thought it was funny and I wanted to share it with everyone.	Man Dealing With Wife Man and wife traveling. Wife is nagging husband…
How God Named Men and Women God creates man says... God creates woman says...	Rebel Wife They never fail.. Well, maybe sometimes...
Clothing What type do you want?	Slave Quick jokes...
Women Funny but mean...	Bitch Pampering! My sincere apology goes out to all the intelligent women in this world for my article title as well as for the content, but unfortunately it’s all based on facts.
The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better then… Men and women both send out men jokes, and it's about time more women sent out women jokes (instead of getting stupidly offended at them, note men rarely get offended at men jokes)!	Around The World Camel with cork up bum…
Men Good one...	Men and God Good joke...for us girls
Miracles In the theatre... with men	Blonde Joke Funny...
The wrong husband My husband...	A women’s prayer A women goes to bed at night...
Potatoes Blonde joke…	Men and beer What do men and beer bottles have in common?
Men and parking spaces What do men and parking spaces have in common?	2 Canadian Guys Two Canadian guys…
English man - Irish man - Scots man Joke about the three above and a genie…	Man: A Chemical Analysis Element: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole)
If Men Got Pregnant Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.	Men Are Like... Men are like... place mats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.
Top Ten Reasons Men Won't Say They don't mean it.	Cowboy Bravado Three cowboys - one from Louisiana, one from Arkansas, and the other from Texas are sitting around a...
The Brain In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.	His & Hers Road Trip Pulls off at wrong exit...
Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male They have a lot of data but are still clueless.	How To Impress... HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN/HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
PMS Light Bulb Joke How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?	Top Ten Reasons Women Want Men To Say "I Love They like the words.
Becoming A Real Man A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY, BECOMING A REAL MAN.	Breasts in a Chat Room How to Describe Your Breasts in a Chat Room
God And Eve In The Garden Of Eden One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.	30 Dumb Facts About Men Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.	10 Downfalls Of Manhood You have to take out the garbage.
What Women Know About Men What is the thinnest book in the world?	Chemical Analysis Of Women Element: woman - Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam
If Men Wrote The Rules... Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.	Horrible Mistake At The Hospital A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a...
Women's T-Shirt Sayings Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.	Men Get Even A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
Using The ATM Pull up to ATM...	Five Reasons Computers Must Be Female No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
52 Reasons To Have A Beer Over A Woman You can enjoy a beer all month long.	The Truth About Wives The following statements were proven as completely true by a panel of distinguished men (who were immediately clubbed to death by their wives).
Understanding Women At long last... The Men’s Guide to what a woman really means when she says something.	Men In Public Rest Rooms Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, can’t find hole, rips shorts.
Gentlemen's Quiz In the company of feminists...	Why Coffee Is Better Than Women You don’t have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
Baseball Sex Change A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game.	Women's Training Courses And for those of us who are sick of the man-bashing jokes, it's her turn now...
The Creation of Woman One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem."	Some Very Bright Women I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb...
Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...	Breast Gravity Scientists at MIT (Mammary Institute of Technology) have discovered a new force, quite possibly the most powerful yet.
Good Girls Vs Bad Girls Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what’s for breakfast?"	15 Laws For Women To Live By Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.
The Rules The FEMALE makes The Rules.	The Male Guide To Selecting An Outfit Are there clothes in dresser?
If Only Men Would Listen A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.	Mother - Daughter Bonding Women prefer the simple things in life...like men.
Tax Increase For All Male Taxpayers Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments To All Male Taxpayers.	If Men Arranged Weddings... There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" until the cops...
For the Guys It doesn't matter that I am a women, I still find these women-bashing jokes hilarious! you might too!