Entertainment industry

Entertainment industry Jokes

We all assume the folks in the Entertainment industry wipe their behinds with fifty-dollar bills, so why not make them the butts of our jokes? So can for a moment forget our own squallid, dirty lives to flick boogers at superstars-- of course!
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The Gloved One We were asked by our English teacher to make some doodlings in the back of our English notebook. Since, I am a big fan of Michael Jackson, I draw him. However, we were asked to write a short story...	Your Homer Simpson/Rocket Science You need to make an important correction!
Uncanny But True Facts of a Modern World A list of funny yet original anecdotes on life will be available to all who read the following article. Enter and get amused.	Good Humor Quotations From My Great Wife Life is fun. Especially if you are married with a great wife with good humor. How do you know you have a great wife? You know when she spent a lot of money and she argued with you: "Your...
The Necklace Joke for entertainment…	18 Similarities Between Women and Computers Have you ever wondered in what way are women like the computers we have at home? Here, I show you how.
How to Measure Cultural Differences in Metric Units The fun test on adoption of metric system by different countries.	Laughing at the Indian Cricket Team Even with top class players, the Indian team loses and loses so here are some jokes directed at them.
Is IQ the Metric Unit of Intelligence and … Stupidity? The entertaining article in which the author suggests to use a new unit for measurement of intelligence.	Gas - Nature's Way To Natural Humor Gas. It's obnoxious, it stinks (literally), and it's 100% funny to those that enjoy a good prank or joke. After reading this tongue-in-cheek article about farting and it's many gassy, not only will...
Best of Bob Some of Bob Hope's greatest one-liners...	The Singing Parrot A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor."This one's $5,000 and the other is $10,000." the clerk said.
Heavenly Music Saint Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates, and first comes a Texan. "Tell me, what have you done in life?" says St.Peter.	Beethoven's Grave A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.
A New Instrument A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion.	Friends Drinking Game Gather friends (if applicable) around TV set. Place drinks, alcoholic or not, within easy reach. Watch "Friends," drinking when instructed to by the following rules.
10 Things People Worldwide Learn From What people around the world learn about Americans by watching "Baywatch".	Conducting A Music Class A band director named Ravelli was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, and performance simply didn’t improve.
Drunk in the Hood Don't drink and drive, gangstas.	64 TV Axioms Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
The Seven Deadly Sins Of Gilligan's Island The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan’s Island theory is quite simple. Each of the seven characters on the island represents...	Cartoon Laws Of Physics Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.
Types Of Music Jazz: Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.	X-Files Drinking Game Here’s the deal: Every time an event occurs, take the assigned amount of drinks from a beverage of your choice.
The Last Temptation Of Chris Farley With all this maudlin hand-wringing about blubbery former comedian Chris Farley trying to...	Dennis Rodman and the Genie Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach and...
Andy Rooney Blurbs Ads In Bills: Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...	Reasons Why Scooby-Doo Was Drug-Influenced No, not because of the Scooby Snacks.