Education Humor

Education Jokes

Funny jokes about the educational system, school, teachers and students. Everyone likes to poke fun at teachers and the educational system. And why not? It's better even than shooting spit-wads... ha ha ha ha ha
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Don't Know and Still be Right
A young man named Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
How Your Grades Are Determined
Here is a list of the ways professors at American University grade their final exams.
You're A Teacher If...
You believe the staff room should have a...
Professor, The Car Broke Down
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. They decided to...
50 Fun Things For Professors To Do
This is a list of fun things professors can do to for fun on the first day of class.
How Hot Is It In Hell?
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
Making The Grade
A student comes to a young professor's office hours.
Is Extreme Sexaul Exahaustion An Excuse?
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's...
Teacher At Court
A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a...
Little Johnny Failed Math
Little Johnny returns from school and says...
Little Johnny: Gender Differences
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Little Johnny: Poor Frogs
Little Johnny is late to class one day and the teacher asks him...
Essay By Johnny
One day at the end of class Little Johnny’s teacher asks the students to go home and think of a story, to be...
Are You Stupid?
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
Alabama Johnny
It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Johnny.
Who is Married? - Little Johnny
"Teacher, I have a question for you," says little Johnny.
Actual School Absence Excuse Notes
These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.
Words With More Than One Syllable
A first grade teacher is starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thinks it would be a...
Punished For Something That I Didn't Do
One day a little girl came home from...
Sunday School: Little Johnny
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Learning To Be Observant
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a...
Three Wishes
One day a little girl was walking down the sidewalk on her way to school...
Gift For The Teacher
It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.