Education Jokes

Education Humor
	Education Jokes Funny jokes about the educational system, school, teachers and students. Everyone likes to poke fun at teachers and the educational system. And why not? It's better even than shooting spit-wads... ha ha ha ha ha Warning: Discretionary Content. Articles in this Buzzle.com Chapter may contain material that is either inappropriate or offensive to some audiences.


Chicken in Malay Idioms Learn to speak Malay by calling a Malaysian guy chicken. Rest assured this is not an insult. If you don't know why, come and take a lesson from the chicken which often appears in Malay idioms.	Don't Know and Still be Right A young man named Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
A lesson in 'Australian' for my international friends... So in an attempt to bridge the conversational gap, I have decided to publish edition one of Craig's guide to the Aussie language. I don't want to overload you in your first lesson so I'll be gentle,...	Al-Gebra and Illuminati Links Discovered Inspired by radio KFM 94.5 programme, the article portrays both: depressing and laughable facets of our temporary life.
S.H.I.T. See the new courses being offered	Why Smoking Pot Is Better Than Classes Pot is a quicker and more efficient way to...
You're A College Burnout If… Your favorite phrase is "I don’t give a s@#$.	Top 50 Things To Do In A Final Exam 50 Fun things to do in a final that does not matter (i.e. you are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam)
College Seniors vs. Freshmen Freshmen: Are never in bed past noon.	How Your Grades Are Determined Here is a list of the ways professors at American University grade their final exams.
Why Throwing Up Is Better Than Dorm Food After you throw up, you feel better.	New Element Discovered: Administratium Isu Researchers Discover New Element
Why God Never Received A PhD He had only one major publication.	Embarrasing Biology A biology major was taking a cell biology course.
I Don't Want To Go To School Early one morning, a mother went in to...	You're A Teacher If... You believe the staff room should have a...
Stay Out Of The Dorms On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out...	The Top Ten Lies Told By Graduate Students No really, I’ll be out of here in only...
Professor, The Car Broke Down Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. They decided to...	50 Fun Things For Professors To Do This is a list of fun things professors can do to for fun on the first day of class.
32 Realizations You're Not In College Anymore You’re waking up at 6 am instead of going to bed.	49 Things To Do In A Boring Lecture! Bring a blowhorn. Use it when you ask or answer a...
How Hot Is It In Hell? A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.	Making The Grade A student comes to a young professor's office hours.
When You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex The Top 50 Things To Do Or Say When You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex.	Is Extreme Sexaul Exahaustion An Excuse? A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's...
Teacher At Court A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a...	Little Johnny Failed Math Little Johnny returns from school and says...
Kids Test Papers These are from test papers and essays submitted by...	Little Johnny: Gender Differences Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Little Johnny: Poor Frogs Little Johnny is late to class one day and the teacher asks him...	Essay By Johnny One day at the end of class Little Johnny’s teacher asks the students to go home and think of a story, to be...
Are You Stupid? One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.	Alabama Johnny It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Johnny.
Who is Married? - Little Johnny "Teacher, I have a question for you," says little Johnny.	Actual School Absence Excuse Notes These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.
Words With More Than One Syllable A first grade teacher is starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thinks it would be a...	45 Interesting Ways To Write A Paper Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.
Before College I Wish I Had Known... That it didn’t matter how late I scheduled my first class...	Pickin' Up An Ivy League Student A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays.
You Might Be An Engineering Major If you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.	Punished For Something That I Didn't Do One day a little girl came home from...
Sunday School: Little Johnny Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...	Learning To Be Observant A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a...
College Chain Of Command THE DEAN...Leaps tall buildings in a single bound...	Daughter's Letter Home From College It has now been three months since I left for...
Three Wishes One day a little girl was walking down the sidewalk on her way to school...	Gift For The Teacher It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.