Dirty Funny Jokes

Dirty Jokes

Funny and dirty jokes. This section is not appropriate for anyone younger than 18 years of age (or thereabouts). Please, if you're a kid, don't read these jokes out to your parents. Unless you enjoy spending all of your free time in your bedroom...
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Super Man and Wonder Woman Funny as hell.	The Funny Pussy It is about 2 pussy
Bunk Bed Brothers Brother stop makein sandwiches...	Why Did The Prostitute..... Yo.... it's kinda funny........
Egg Joke Very nasty...	The Taste Test Another dirty one...
Bring Me The Saw! This one is dirty....readers beware	Shooting The Dog A random joke..
Halloween Costumes Black man and woman going to a Halloween party	Poor Dog A woman had gas joke...
Making Cakes Dirty joke on how people explain sex...	The Big Bad Wolf And Little Red Go Clubbin Big bad wolf and little red
Cat And Sausage When pussy gets hungry...	What Does F*ck Mean A dirty joke
"69" Teacher asks girl a question!	Four Dumb Crackheads Very crackheaded...
VooDoo D*** Funny sh*t	He Missed A lightly inappropriate for young children, but who cares…
Deeper Deeper Funny and sick all at the same time...	Bbblez Dirty and funny...
Husband And Wife In The Shower They are enjoying their shower until there's a knock at the door...	It's The Life: Male Still a little graphic...
It's The Life: Female A little graphic...	Animals A counting game...
Hitting The Lottery It could happen...	Big Bad Wolf Aunt your average children’s story...
There Must Be Something In The Air Funny and naughty	Crisco Sad but true...
Upside Down Read if you dare...	Omish Omish girl and boyfriend...
Funny Ex Story This is a dirty joke that could happen to you!	Two Horses This is a joke about a broke down trucker...
Yummy Nasty joke...	Pork Pig When a pig falls asleep...
Gynecologist Similarities between gynecologist and cheese toastie…	Pork Pie The similarities with grannies and porkpies…
Race Horse Debbie the racehorse....	Female Waxing Painful Joke lol...
Hairlip in a Bar Trouble in a bar with a hairlip...	Up A Mountain There were three men, black, white and a Chinese…
I Don’t Want To, Maybe Tomorrow It was a boy, his mother and this girl…	Man Takes Duck To Movies A man took his pet duck to the...
On The Railway Line Girl Tied to Railway Line...	Mime Little Johnny up to no good again ...
Ice Cream Cone Little Johnny is up to no good again ...	Mary Contrary Nursery rhyme…
Alphason Two girls were bathing...	OJ Simpson OJ and the Bronco chase…
Women And Drivers License Why don’t women need a drivers license?	Jack and Jill Twisted nursery rhyme...
Why Women Are So Cranky Good joke! LOL!	Traveling American girl, a French girl and an African girl…
Mexicans Must Read!	Tricked Him Stupid girl… One day there was a 14 year old girl in a…
Balls Well ...A young man had met a...	The Pool Filthy… A rooster and a cat…
Bubblez LOL…it’s really funny and dirty…	Shipwrecked A little joke...kinda sick...
Water With Head A gay guy - This man walk's into his apartment ...	The Car In The Garage Mommy what’s that? Daddy what’s that?
For A Quarter A black person has sex with a guy’s wife (for a quarter)…	How do you do your wife rodeo style? Rodeo style…
Gross Joke What is your definition of gross?...	Hilarious Funny blonde joke…
Blonde Crack Dirty joke...	Dumb Blonde Hello...
Egg What are the four worst things about being an egg?	Rooster Prozac Why was the rooster so unhappy?
Garage and a limo A boy goes into the...	Three Kids Haven't we all experienced this?
Chinese Man A remedy for feeling sick	The string Things that make you go hmmm. One day a string walked into a...
Undertaker Pretty gross. A lady died and is being prepared to go...	What's Wrong? You want to know what's wrong, why I'm so jittery all the time?
Chinese Torture Test A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an old Chinese man with a long grey beard.	Prostitutes Sign Two prostitutes were riding around town with a...
Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex I was kidding about being...	Sperm Bank Robbery A masked man walked into a sperm bank, pulled out a...
Charlie's Friends Wife Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife...	Reasons Why Women Are Like Football Pitches There is a vast difference in...
How long will he need crutches? a joke on the order of the man and the frog...	Twisted Nursery Rhymes Nobody ever sung THESE in gradeschool....
Drive your wife wild Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few...	Expecteria Trouserius Found throughout the world.
Lucky Charms Don't cheat! Before you read on...	It's Dark In Here! A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her...
Life Science Final Exam The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at...	The Frog And The Endowed A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's been a little too...
Three Vampires in a Bar This is... disgusting. Hope I don't offend anyone out there...	The Gay, the Jew and the Italian Three men died and found themselves standing in line at the pearly gates. One was gay, another Italian, the other was Jewish...
The Handsome Prince An old lady rocking away the last of her days on her front porch was visited by a fairy godmother.	Blind Date Two gay men visit the gorilla's at the zoo.
Shouldn't Say After Sex Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex...	Ma and Pa Ma and Pa farmer were sitting out on the stoop.
A Man's First.... cute little joke...	Thirsty Canadian Sorry, ay, all you Canadiennes out there, but this is a good joke.
Doctor's Orders Man and wife go to psychologist for counseling and get more than they expected.