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Dirty JokesFunny and dirty jokes. This section is not appropriate for anyone younger than 18 years of age (or thereabouts). Please, if you're a kid, don't read these jokes out to your parents. Unless you enjoy spending all of your free time in your bedroom...Warning: Discretionary Content. Articles in this Buzzle.com Chapter may contain material that is either inappropriate or offensive to some audiences. |
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| Super Man and Wonder Woman
Funny as hell. |
The Funny Pussy
It is about 2 pussy |
| Bunk Bed Brothers
Brother stop makein sandwiches... |
Why Did The Prostitute.....
Yo.... it's kinda funny........ |
| Egg Joke
Very nasty... |
The Taste Test
Another dirty one... |
| Bring Me The Saw!
This one is dirty....readers beware |
Shooting The Dog
A random joke.. |
| Halloween Costumes
Black man and woman going to a Halloween party |
Poor Dog
A woman had gas joke... |
| Making Cakes
Dirty joke on how people explain sex... |
The Big Bad Wolf And Little Red Go Clubbin
Big bad wolf and little red |
| Cat And Sausage
When pussy gets hungry... |
What Does F*ck Mean
A dirty joke |
| "69"
Teacher asks girl a question! |
Four Dumb Crackheads
Very crackheaded... |
| VooDoo D***
Funny sh*t |
He Missed
A lightly inappropriate for young children, but who cares… |
| Deeper Deeper
Funny and sick all at the same time... |
Bbblez
Dirty and funny... |
| Husband And Wife In The Shower
They are enjoying their shower until there's a knock at the door... |
It's The Life: Male
Still a little graphic... |
| It's The Life: Female
A little graphic... |
Animals
A counting game... |
| Hitting The Lottery
It could happen... |
Big Bad Wolf
Aunt your average children’s story... |
| There Must Be Something In The Air
Funny and naughty |
Crisco
Sad but true... |
| Upside Down
Read if you dare... |
Omish
Omish girl and boyfriend... |
| Funny Ex Story
This is a dirty joke that could happen to you! |
Two Horses
This is a joke about a broke down trucker... |
| Yummy
Nasty joke... |
Pork Pig
When a pig falls asleep... |
| Gynecologist
Similarities between gynecologist and cheese toastie… |
Pork Pie
The similarities with grannies and porkpies… |
| Race Horse
Debbie the racehorse.... |
Female Waxing
Painful Joke lol... |
| Hairlip in a Bar
Trouble in a bar with a hairlip... |
Up A Mountain
There were three men, black, white and a Chinese… |
| I Don’t Want To, Maybe Tomorrow
It was a boy, his mother and this girl… |
Man Takes Duck To Movies
A man took his pet duck to the... |
| On The Railway Line
Girl Tied to Railway Line... |
Mime
Little Johnny up to no good again ... |
| Ice Cream Cone
Little Johnny is up to no good again ... |
Mary Contrary
Nursery rhyme… |
| Alphason
Two girls were bathing... |
OJ Simpson
OJ and the Bronco chase… |
| Women And Drivers License
Why don’t women need a drivers license? |
Jack and Jill
Twisted nursery rhyme... |
| Why Women Are So Cranky
Good joke! LOL! |
Traveling
American girl, a French girl and an African girl… |
| Mexicans
Must Read! |
Tricked Him
Stupid girl… One day there was a 14 year old girl in a… |
| Balls
Well ...A young man had met a... |
The Pool
Filthy… A rooster and a cat… |
| **Bubblez**
LOL…it’s really funny and dirty… |
Shipwrecked
A little joke...kinda sick... |
| Water With Head
A gay guy - This man walk's into his apartment ... |
The Car In The Garage
Mommy what’s that? Daddy what’s that? |
| For A Quarter
A black person has sex with a guy’s wife (for a quarter)… |
How do you do your wife rodeo style?
Rodeo style… |
| Gross Joke
What is your definition of gross?... |
Hilarious
Funny blonde joke… |
| Blonde Crack
Dirty joke... |
Dumb Blonde
Hello... |
| Egg
What are the four worst things about being an egg? |
Rooster Prozac
Why was the rooster so unhappy? |
| Garage and a limo
A boy goes into the... |
Three Kids
Haven't we all experienced this? |
| Chinese Man
A remedy for feeling sick |
The string
Things that make you go hmmm. One day a string walked into a... |
| Undertaker
Pretty gross. A lady died and is being prepared to go... |
What's Wrong?
You want to know what's wrong, why I'm so jittery all the time? |
| Chinese Torture Test
A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an old Chinese man with a long grey beard. |
Prostitutes Sign
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a... |
| Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex
I was kidding about being... |
Sperm Bank Robbery
A masked man walked into a sperm bank, pulled out a... |
| Charlie's Friends Wife
Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife... |
Reasons Why Women Are Like Football Pitches
There is a vast difference in... |
| How long will he need crutches?
a joke on the order of the man and the frog... |
Twisted Nursery Rhymes
Nobody ever sung THESE in gradeschool.... |
| Drive your wife wild
Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few... |
Expecteria Trouserius
Found throughout the world. |
| Lucky Charms
Don't cheat! Before you read on... |
It's Dark In Here!
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her... |
| Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at... |
The Frog And The Endowed
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's been a little too... |
| Three Vampires in a Bar
This is... disgusting. Hope I don't offend anyone out there... |
The Gay, the Jew and the Italian
Three men died and found themselves standing in line at the pearly gates. One was gay, another Italian, the other was Jewish... |
| The Handsome Prince
An old lady rocking away the last of her days on her front porch was visited by a fairy godmother. |
Blind Date
Two gay men visit the gorilla's at the zoo. |
| Shouldn't Say After Sex
Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex... |
Ma and Pa
Ma and Pa farmer were sitting out on the stoop. |
| A Man's First....
cute little joke... |
Thirsty Canadian
Sorry, ay, all you Canadiennes out there, but this is a good joke. |
| Doctor's Orders
Man and wife go to psychologist for counseling and get more than they expected. | |




