Top Ten List Jokes

Funny Top Ten Lists

Everyone is familiar with David Letterman's Top Ten lists, Satuday Night Live's "Deep Thoughts", and all their variations proliferating via email. This section is a tribute to and repository of such glorious lists.
Top ten reasons to email a list to a friend:
10. to bring World Peace
9. to institutionalize an informal email tradition
8. to boycott the Presidential election campaigns
7. because 50 out of 10 Buzzle.com Editors recommend Deep Thoughts and Top Ten lists for their readers who like jokes.
6. to stop yourself from impulse shopping online
5. to harrass someone you love dearly
4. it's more entertaining than the news
3. because everybody else is doing it.
2. because mommy told me to do it.
...and the Number One reason to send one of these lists to a friend:
1. because I can.

Warning: Discretionary Content. Jokes in this Buzzle.com chapter may contain material that is either inappropriate or offensive to some audiences.


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