Funny Jokes on Blondes

Blonde Jokes

Read Buzzle.com Blonde Jokes-- remember it is both immoral and illegal to discriminate against anyone because of the color of their hair.
Special Note: If you are a natural (or unnatural) blonde, please do not take offense to these jokes. If you do not like them, simply replace the word "blonde" with the name of a prominent politician or business leader-- or a favorite parent, teacher or sibling.
Warning: Discretionary Content. Articles in this Buzzle.com Chapter may contain material that is either inappropriate or offensive to some audiences.


How To Tell A Blonde Had A Bad Day Blonde joke...	More Jokes I Made Up (2) Funny....
Great Dumb Blondes Just some jokes I heard....	Dumb Ass Blonde A dumb ass blond joke...
Blonde And Friends On Burning Building Funny...	Why Can’t Blondes Be Carpenters? This is kind of perverted…lol
How Do You Kill A Dumb Blonde? LOL...	Overwieght Blonde A blonde joke....
One Armed Blonde A blonde is stuck in a tree...	Blonde Joke Pair A Pair of Funny Jokes when told in order are even funnier…
Duh A pretty common joke...	OMG HAHAHAHA Hysterical blonde joke…
Examination Laugh, Laugh and Laugh...	Bird Dog Stupidity...
OMG this is SOO funny! How do you kill a dumb blonde?	Dumb Blonde Joke It's corny…
Blonde Gets Hit By Car Blonde joke...	Blonde And Air freshener Blonde joke...
Blond At Work Should a blond be given a job or not? Give your opinion after reading the passage…	Blonde Joke Funny!!!
Blonde Joke Blonde is rowing a boat through a wheat field...	50 Blondes and a Brunette What happens when you mix a joke with god, 50 blondes, and a brunette?
Another Escape Another dumb blonde hides her identity after escaping from a prison…	Need Help Falling Of A Bridge? Two teens have a race to see who can reach the bottom of the cliff first…
Blond Jokes Dumb blond jokes…	LOL Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny...
Possible? I’m sure it’s been said before…	Escape II Also pretty funny....
Escape! Pretty funny - A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all escape from prison...	Dead Bird Two blondes!! One day two blondes were ...
Fire!!! Please!!!! Read this!!! Please!!! Feel free to leave a comment!!!	61 Days Three blondes go into a bar...
UNC Blondes are...	Blondes in a Casino Rolling dice...
Blondes in a bar Ladies' bar...	3 Wishes Back on the island thanks to the blonde…
A Blonde Goes to the Library! A blonde took the wrong book...	Lunch time A blonde, a brunette and a red head make a deal…
The True Blonde A blonde being a true blonde…	Row vs Wade Blonde school joke...
Mummy Polar Bear and Baby Polar Bear A Mummy polar bear and a Baby polar bear are sitting on and iceberg . . .	S---H----A I asked my friend Shania how she spells her name and...
Blonde jokes!~ Why did the blonde have a bruise on her belly button?	Da Blonde A question for all da none blondes out der.
One bullet...two goons... What would possibly James Bond do?	One Liner What do you...
38 hours It wasn't a misprint, it was a misunderstanding.	The two dumb blondes! The two dumb blondes! "It's raining so what do we do."
Kept Women Two blondes were comparing notes concerning their...	At The Porn Shop A blonde walks into a porno shop...
A Blonde On Horseback A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.	A Blonde's Complaint A blonde was complaining to her friend about...
Sending A Message A blonde goes into a worldwide message center to send a...	Job Interview: Polish Blonde A young blonde polish woman walks in for a...
New Hire The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for...	Job Interview The blonde was being interviewed for a rather high level...
In The Pharmacy The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some...	Hired Help A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her...
Paint Colors A woman calls a Contractor to her house to give her a...	Checkups There were three women who were at the gynecologist getting...
Cell Phone A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for...	Caller ID A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
Busy Night A blonde and a brunette were discussing...	51 Days Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila.
Blonde Breakfast Blonde joke	On A Trip Two groups charter a double decker bus for a weekend trip to Atlantic City.
Salutations A business man got on an elevator in a building.	Some Extra Work A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
Stranded There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.	What Is Easter? Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
Safety First A blonde walks into a drug store to buy some rubbers. She walks up to the...	The Sunbather A blonde was spending almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
Once A Blonde, Always A Blonde A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive.	Used Car A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.
Blonde vs. Brown A blonde and a brunette fighting to see who is smarter.	Comedy act Funnier than funny
Leprechauns A gorgeous blonde was sitting at a bar when a very short guy walks up to her.	Tickle Me The blonde was extremely happy that she had gotten a new job...
Blondes Prefer First Class This is a little ditty about a gal who just does not want to take her seat in the economy section.	Blonde Q&A a few quickies about blondes
Gambling Blonde And she wasn't even in Las Vegas...	Blond Men for a change Dumb blonde men, and one damn smart woman.
Puzzled Blonde Some blondes need a little extra help...	Brunette that hates blondes What do you get when a blonde-hating brunette is stranded in a desert and finds a genie's lamp?
Three Blondes in the Woods Find out what happens to a few blondes who happen across a set of tracks...	Keys locked in car Stupid joke about cars and keys and rain...
She Was Soooooo Blonde Everyone's seen these, but you just might find one that's new to you.	Travel Loan Some blondes are smart, you know.
How much is that TV? Shopping blondes are most fun.	Blonde Pick Up Lines Greatest pick up lines on earth.