Bar Jokes

Dating, Restaurant and Bar Jokes

Laughter is theraputic. Use this dating, restaurant and bar jokes section to laugh at someone who's social life and dating skills are worse than yours.
Warning: Discretionary Content. Articles in this Buzzle.com Chapter may contain material that is either inappropriate or offensive to some audiences.
 
Rednecks Rejoice
If you are one of those linguistically and culturally challenged dorks who would like to impress a special date by taking her out to a fancy restaurant, but gets totally intimidated by the...
Bear and Turtle
Funniness about animals that wish for stuff...
On Top Of Strawberry Hill
About a girl and three boys...
Exotic Lingerie, Sexy, Attractive, Thin, Hot Women Apply Here: Personal Ads
If I put on some sexy, exotic lingerie will I be sexy? What about if I take up women wresting? I wonder what type that would attract? Eeek!
Three Colors
Three ladies, a blonde, a brunette and a red head...
Monkey!
Yeah okay, read it carefully so you understand it...
The Stick
What's...
Oh Grandma
The little boy greeted his grandma with a hug and said...........
The Texan, Californian, And Oregonian
A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long draught, then...
Bite My Eye!
A man walks into a bar in Vegas and says, "Hey, bartender, I'll bet you fifteen bucks I can bite my eye."...
Cops and Drunks
A cop was staked out in front of a bar. He had a bad day and was in the mood to ruin somebody's good time....
Bragging in a Bar
Four guys were at a bar. They all start talking to each other about their sons....