Short Funny Jokes Online

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You've been slaving away at your computer all day (or for at least five minutes), and you need a break. Not just any break, though. You need a Joke Break. Here are lots of online short funny jokes to read, but before you read further into Buzzle.com's rip-roaring Jokes and Funnies, please take caution. For, one minute you will be working productively, happily typing away at your keyboard. The next minute, you may find yourself rolling around on the floor, laughing like a heyena.
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A Chinese Affair A joke. WARNING: This may be offensive to some audiences.	You're So Ashy Check it out and see.
A Chinese Who Went To The Races A joke.	A Chinese Audience’s Reaction To The Joke Of An American A joke based on a true story.
Mr. Octuapus!!! Gaybo as!	A Chinese Teaching Another Chinese English Another joke I heard.
You're So Fat This might be funny!	Magical Mountine So funny.....I love it
Math!!! It Isn't So Straightforward Ok, here goes...	Answer-Genie I actually came up with this joke on my own.
Sleep with Eyes Open Joke	Money Saving Tips A sarcastic approach to dealing with our struggling economy.
A Chinese Old Man in American A great joke I heard.	A Chinese Old Man in England Lost in translation.
A Chinese and Spielberg in a Bar An award winning joke I heard....	First Bikini Wax Hopefully my first funny...
Costume Party Weeeeeee	Listen Closely Good times again...
Tuff Choice A choice no man should have to make.	A Real Pirate! Good Times
Sing Along A song not for kids, based on a nursery rhyme...	Sex Ed Funny one liner
Dumber I guess I'm dumb too	"Why Do You Want to Have Another Child?" (54 Light-Hearted Responses) When I was pregnant with our 7th child, many people wondered why we wanted to have more children. I came up with these light-hearted responses to why we were pregnant again.
He Ended Up Gay When parents over talk their kids...	Fuit In The Butt Ouch!
A Butt Joke humorous	Brown A little random joke that one of my friends told me
Moses, Jesus, And Some Other Guy Giggle	Hunter And The Pacifist Funny to someone somewhere…
Muffin Lame but still a good laugh…	The Wishing Well Funny joke, all my friends laughed at it!
A Chinese and an American in a Canadian Restaurant 3 kinds of tea. WARNING: The language may be offensive to some audiences.	A Chinese Visitor in Scotland How a chap from Beijing discovered the secrets of the kilts.
Dry Eye Dehydrated Humor…no just a dry eye joke	More More More Funnies (3) Funnies + More!!
Pretty Good Jokes I Made Up Just read it...	I Wonder If! A very slightly dirty joke....
Vampire's Feast A vampire returns covered in blood and leads the other vampires to the place where he got it from	Three Men On An Island Very funny...
Yo momma They're so funny...	~~~Camp Fire Songs~~~ Camp Fire Songs, MY DAD SANG...
The Aristocrats Just read....	Mr. Rabbit A story of Mr. Rabbit, Mr. Buzzard, and Mr. Turtle
On Turning Sixty The rewards of turning sixty.	Fishes Joke about fishes...
Emergency Brake Something with the e brake…	Family's Crappy Weekend A short walk in the crappy weekend of grandma Jo Jo and her two granddaughters Gabrielle and Hannah
Humors. . . All Sorts Please read on. . .	Toddler Property Laws Uh. . .uh, kids are kids.
Plunging into Thanksgiving This humorous piece is from Airing My Dirty Laundry, a nationally syndicated column by award-winning writer Jackie Papandrew	Hairy Feather? This was actually told by one of my friends. Well, just want to share. Read on! (My version. . . :> )
Different Types of Jokes/Insults Jokes and insults variety!	Colloquialisms...part II The first seemed to be received well; no one has poisoned my coffee. Here is part 2.
Collected Colloquialisms These are several colloquialisms that I have collected (not composed) over the years…there should be at least one for every occasion…share and enjoy!	Doctor's Thoughts Funny as hell...
Rats What did the rat say to the other rat?	Breakfast Dissatisfied customer in a café…
Some Learning ! A father and son went fishing one day...	Actual ‘Live’ Gaffes By Radio Commentators These are actual comments broadcast live on the air.
Nose A dirty humor on nose. You will say "y...u...ks...." but continue to laugh at the dirt…	Too Many So funny…
Crap Funny - Okay, so there were three guys who each got one wish...	You know you are in 2007 when.... If you don't know in which year you are living, you better read this...
My Grandma Took Her Teeth Out!! One time when I was little my family was at a restaurant...plus one yo mamma joke...	The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now.
Girl At Bus Stop Her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow…	Pursuit Of Happiness Jokes I heard these jokes on The Pursuit of Happiness.
Washing - 2 Legs - Leprechaun Very funny jokes...	Snappy Answers to Costumers’ Stupid Questions A story about a sales associates dealing with moronic costumers…
The Husband Is Ten Times Greater Joke - A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods...	John and the Lady John asked a lady to lead him to a road but gets a piece of her mind...
Funny!! Four guys joke...	"Gecko Song" In Hawaii where I live, it is nothing to have a gecko in your house... but perhaps unusual to have one poop in your eye!
Preachers tell 'em too! All about lying....	Know any smart dogs? Here's one...
Twisted Miss Mary Mack...	HaHa Joke Awesome!
Jokes and Riddles - How To Write Them Yes, you can write jokes and riddles. In fact, it is not only fun, but it is a great brainpower exercise.	What Does A Woman Do? Don’t blame me for this one. I am not a wife basher.
Cake Funny as s**t - A boy and his dad are at the zoo and...	Curvy Stupid! Two guys were at lunch waiting…
A.T.R. A guy does something wrong in women's airplane bathroom…	Confessions of a Telemarketer A satire on a telemarketer call.
Vegetarian Stand-Up Comedian A stand-up sketch comedy routine for someone who is a Vegetarian, being pitched to a crowd of people who aren't -- troublesome, no?	Lord Almighty, A Christian Site A rather humorous look at an Evangelist website, and its attempts to convert people to Christianity from "vices" of life.
Just Dialogue 3 Yet still more various situations where humor is present in the form of dialogue.	Just Dialogue 2 Yet more various situations where humor is present in the form of dialogue.
Just Dialogue 1 Various situations where humor is present in the form of dialogue.	"True" Stories of Stupid People I don't Know you tell me…
Top 10 Weird laws of the world Weird laws that have to really suck.	Hungry Monkey Very Funny (and kind of disgusting)
Bad Breath Terminology We all know someone who has bad breath. Still, you may not be current on all the slang associated with this unfortunate ...	Double Peppermint Schnapps on the Rocks Many years ago when I was young, attractive and a viable commodity on the dating market, I was employed as a ...
Bad Breath Love Sure...I loved her. She was smart, attractive, polite and a total demon in the ...	Little Boy A joke...
Brunettes or blondes Ummmmmm I wrote this because it is funny…	The Oldest Profession Discussion between four friends…
Bloody Vampire Three vampires go to a bar…	2 Jokes Blonde Joke (don’t worry I am blonde)...
Discrimination A tale of all the hate in the world...	Bottle Trouble A woman and a ketchup bottle...
Now Mr. Jack I cannot swallow that Small children have the neatest imaginations and are so clearly striving to say the right thing.	Kiss, kids and catsup The things that come about when you mix music with kids.
Blonde Joke Blonde joke - what do you...	Holy roller coaster The story of a little girl and a roller coaster... hilarious.
Funnies and Wee-Wisdoms In the 15 years I've had email service, there is one genre of material that keeps coming in. I call it 'wee-wisdoms and funnies.' this article explores this type of email.	5 Simularities between Micheal Jakson and Mickey Mouse They both talk like their...
From the mouths of babes A lil kid asks his mom questions about God.	Bear hunting Redneck hunting trip. These two old boys asked to borrow my hunting camp up in the...
Rocket Science Throughout history so-called learned men have taken it upon themselves to tell us what we can and cannot read. Their reasonings can be dubious at best, and often downright laughable.	Worried Man Think before you dive in...
When I'm Old I'll never...	Letter from Grandma The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.
Hillbilly Jokes - Rocket Science Tell the truth! You love ‘em too, those lovable Hillbillies. From Ma & Pa Kettle, To Granny and Jethro, they are our favorite rural cousins. Here’s a little Hillbilly humor for all you Rocket...	Rocket Science Hello! Welcome to another edition of Rocket Science, the online celebration for our right to say or do something really dumb. Today I dedicate the article to the wisest father on TV, Homer Simpson....
Rocket Science Admit it! We’ve all said or done something stupid, and regretted it later. Too late to take it back, so we might as well laugh about it. Here are some dumb stories I’ve collected from all across the...	Joke Review: The Virgin Bride There's something about virgins. Enough, anyway, to hook us into pretty much any joke or story. But, how long can our interest hold out?
A Blonde ice-fishing Hoo aff due weap boo hurms oom.	Afterlife for the Beer Swilling Womanizer Heaven.... or hell? A Beer Swilling Womanizer dies and when he wakes up he is surrounded by beautiful naked...
Joke Review: Blind Man & Fork Why are the blind so funny? History tells us it's true, and those who don't learn from the past are doomed to repeat it. Or something like that. I'm not really sure how that applies here, though.	Lesbia Two drunk men sitting in a bar when one guy says...
Old People An older couple decided that their memory was so bad that they would have to start writing things down in...	Young Woman Gives Birth A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife ...
Fantasy Island Phillip fancied himself as a bit of a ladies man ...	Rent for the Apartment A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night ...
Little Lucy Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating...	How to Impress a Woman Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her...
Men and Women Smart man + smart woman = romance	Blind Date "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate...
A Man's Best Friend One day in a busy Butcher's a dog walks in. The Butcher not having time to deal with the health hazard himself shouts at the dog to 'BUGGER OFF'. The dog lowers his head and leaves the shop.	Vibration To The Max As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within...
Infant Dick Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood...	A Flight to the Philippines The Gentleman had a serious problem on board the flight...
20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts...	xXx - Rated R One afternoon Joyce was waiting desperately for her father to come home with the car.
"Like a Virgin" John, an 80-year-old guy has arranged to date Mary, a 79 year old gorgeous lady ...	The chicken-and-egg debate resolved The chicken-and-egg debate resolved Possibly the Very Best Chicken Joke Yet.....
Snacks Asian guy is having his "SNACK" (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum ...	ENGLISH Signs Found In Asia In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
Worthless Son-In-Law "I can't believe my terrible fate," cried Andy. When his friends asked what was the matter, he replied...	Real Skill There was a rich man who was deliberately hard on his farmhand. He gave him a bottle and said...
In TEXAS Che Boram decides to take a trip to Texas to visit his favorite cousin one day. As he sits down in the plane, he says...	Money isn't Everything It can buy a Bed, But not Sleep...
The most dangerous food! A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago:	Spider Joke Why did the spider cross the road?
You stupid blonde A stupid blonde walks into a electronic store and makes a fool of herself	Dog Out Of Gas Dity. Little Johnnie wants to take his dog Fluffy for a walk.
Blonde joke Funny..	Pamela Anderson Baywatch.....
Barbie and Britney Common	Bill gates In hell.. Entering Heaven...
Entertainment Ally McBeal	911 Stupid Blonde
Why.....????????? Only sick people laugh at this joke!!!!!!	Sex! Is sex important?
Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle Blonde Joke!!	The Skiing Gay Man This may give odd thoughts...and no offense to the people with different preferences.
Smurfs Why do smurfs Giggle...	Yo Momma Yo momma so.....
A new Element Discovered A new Element has been added to the periodic table	The important things in life. The innocence of youth. No offense to anybody intended.
St, Peter Gets bored. A heavenly father and son re-union....i'm not much of a jokester here so bare w/ me.	Run Dog Run Can he do it??
Little Irishmen When I tell people this joke they roll around on the floor laughing!	Butcher Shop Clerk What does he....
How to Catch a Bear Don't really try this.	The Schitt Family Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is revealed!
Greek Wishes Here is an ancient myth saying that there's a cliff on Mt.Olympus in Greece where all the Gods live and...	The Best Chicken Joke Ever Why did the chicken...
Numbers r us joke or ?	Celebrity answers on Hollywood Squares From The Original Hollywood Squares T.V. Show. These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now.
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes Kids, don't try this in China.	No Great Loss! President Bush discussing the word "tragedy" with fourth graders.
You Know You're From Arizona If... 40 Crazy things you only see in the southwestern desert...	The Blonde in Amsterdam A Guy, an Alligator, and a Blonde all in a coffee shop in Amsterdam.
Construction Three men working on a tall building. A Mexican, an Italian, and a Swede...	Miss Bea We all lose touch with the times when we get older. This is only one example.
You Americans! An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines....	Confused Blondes How to confuse blondes
Stressed Santa Ever wonder how the tradition of putting an angel at the top of your tree got started?	Family Ties Sometimes, you have to yank on people's chains to get their attention...
Joke Shorts Here are a couple of short jokes I heard today.	The Truth about Reindeer I've sumbitted enough jokes bashing on women, I should put in one that doesn't.
Variations on Chicken Road Crossings Here are a few entertaining variations on answers to the question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Read and enjoy.