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What's That Shaking? Keef ruminates about his changing neighborhood.	Loving Couple A pioneer has passed.
The Think Under The Futon: Chapter IV: Fame 8:00AM Monday…The Thing Under The Futon keeps our home spotless and supplies us with these great lilac-scented balls. Now, we don’t want to lose that so let’s just keep this our own little family...	Bob and Puff Jaws ain't got nothing on this Dragon.
Sinkhole Can imagine it having your city council meetings in a bar...	Don’t Drink The Water It smells just like crap...
Weird Jobs I've Had Part 32 Keef coulda been the Woody Allen of comix!!	Stimulate This!! What are you gonna do with your ecomomic stimulus check?
Skidroe Oregon …and you think your life sucks	New Comic Series The back yard mechanic...
The Thing Under The Futon: Chapter III: Interviews Have any whats escaped from the zoo lately??...It east what??	One Too Many Cookies That's why they say, 'Ya gotta have a balanced diet.' See why in my latest and greatest cartoon!
Patsy Runnning For President Sally telling like it is...	Earth (sick) Day We're like the crabs.
Hi! My Name is.. Name Keef's baby...but it'll cost ya.	Motel 666 We'll make sure to leave the light on!
The King Is I Who took the toilet paper, Patsy in the bathroom screaming for help help he needs a roll, Sally saves King from walking to the restroom and seeing that awful sight of Patsy going to bathroom	Catching that illusive plopperfish Bathroom humor
R.I.P... ..that gun right outta his hands...	Bush-ball The never-ending season.
The Thing Under The Futon: Chapter 1 – It’s Discovery What’s that smell? Darling, I’m so glad you’re home! There’s something under the futon and it won’t come out.	Deliverance style float trip with a coffin Just remember this is made up...
Patsy's gone hannible Patsy has gone hannible lecter on us...	A crazy old monkey H Ross Perot Patsy is on a mental health cocktail
Have you ever forgotten something or Had a moment of senility...	Story Minute: Utopia The world had too many people to survive.
Love is.. Keef be gettin' all squishy..	Let's Hear it for Teamwork!! Who sez kids can't work together?
Something Disgusting is happening at TheDailyBagel I wonder what stories....	A blow up rushlimbaugh doll The editor of ThedailyBagel is purchasing a blowup Rushlimbaugh doll...King and Sally are on their way to the Student news papers office at school, king has to submit his paper on The price of Oil
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Fry Cook in Fancy Dining Introducing Fry Cook, the greatest chef in the world. Give his food a try!	If Dogs Could Speak.. ,,humans would bark.
A Little Vics Klassic Celebrate 'em!!	The Other Road The man trudged through the gray, dead landscape.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Bangin' Money Market Wall Street won't be the same again!.	King Who? James or Kong?
Is America Ready? I'm not quite sure...	Flight Risk I dreamt of a rat of interest to cat or maybe to bat what’s up with that?
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Cleveland the Quadriplegic Detective in: Dependable Cleveland thinks outside the box to solve this case!	5th Anniversary What do we get for five years?
Meat Street Breakdown Keef meets meat on the street.	Story Minute: Atavision The woman was a dedicated psychic explorer…
The King Is I The comic is about me and my life...	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: High Stakes Poker Watch as the monster squad up the ante on Dracula!
The Election Put in Focus The G.O.P. prepares for assault.	What's So Happy About It? Keef's wife wants to know.
Story Minute: The Critic She was a bit too free with her opinions. You’re a load!	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Countertransference Therapy can sometimes be rough...on the therapist that is!
Another Modest Proposal For all eyes to see.	Soar I’ve been your therapist –What? – 14 years now? That’s right. Well, it’s time I let you go.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Cleveland The Quadriplegic Detective in: Slobberin’ Time Cleveland the Quadriplegic Detective makes his debut in the Crying Macho Man universe. Give him a chance.	Intense How CUTE!!
One Day at Ye Olde Dentist.. Ggllk...garggglle...gurgg..	The Princess And The Pea The search was on for "Princess of the World." To compete, girls needed beauty, intelligence, kindness, and sensitivity.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Prince's Guitar Find out what's in store for Fidel Castro after retirement.	Cents & Cent's Ability And you thought the U.S. Dollar was doing poorly..
The First Baby Card From the makers of the 9/11 card..	Remote Control The old man got bad news from his doctor. Time to make out a will…
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Mount Trashmore Listen to what our founding fathers really had to say to each other.	Greener Than Most Smash!!
One Small Snorkel For Me A non-swimmer goes snorkeling.	Story Minute: Odd Odds The man accepted an intriguing challenge. I bet one billion dollars…
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Drooling Bananas If you don't like bananas, this strip will get you drooling over them.	There's Goes the Comics Page.. Hey..this looks familiar.
Story Minute: Onwego Nothing much happened in the little town anymore.	Hot & Sweaty Feel it.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Bad Times Iraq is having a bad time of it, but we've sent our main man to turn things around.	Barbados Observations Keef 's random notes from his recent trip to Barbados.
The C-word There's a new slur in town...	Bar Sinister After many lean years, the man’s tavern began to thrive…
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Stop Alcohol Abuse Today! Learn more about the abuse that's going on right beneath our own mouths.	Unclear of the Concept Get your own!!
Story Minute: Absolute Perfection To insult the Gods, one has only to create a perfect thing.	Le Veek ees Smaw Revenge of the Little Victories!!
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: A Hamburger Today A hamburger today costs a lot more than you think.	Cracking Down The war on performance enhancers gets serious.
Hankering for Hockey!! Keef talks Willie O'Ree.	Dis Guy’s the One She knew that 80% of what she found attractive in men was strictly visual with a large dose of how they smelled.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Cheapskate Flights Airlines are now offering inexpensive flights, but at whose expense?!	The Political Beat (down) Slinging hash and innuendo in the primaries.
Alternate U Check it out, professor – I discovered a portal with which I can view alternate worlds!	Who's Yo Daddy? Keef dives in to Fatherhood.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Shanghai Surprise Who says China isn't embracing change?!	S.F. Zoo Story Keef recalls his only trip to the San Francisco Zoo.
Who Owned 2007 What the past year will be most remembered for...	Story Minute: Picture This Madame Asgar hears out an artist with a good line…If I draw it, it comes true.
2008 2008 – You are charged with the murder of an old man known as "2007" at a party at midnight, Dec 31. How do you plead?	Year-End Highlights Happy New Year!!
How Santa Does It The truth finally comes out.	Merry X-Mass Uh-oh...
So Much For The High Road The physicist hated that people she’d only just met knew that she’d slept with a co-worker 30 years back.	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Bing Crosby and Darth Vader are Neighbors! Check out the zany Holiday shenanigans these clowns are up to!
Brains Gone Wild The woman decided to improve her mind.	Tree of Life Don't forget what's really important.
So-Cal Christmas Keef highlights various So-Cal holidays displays.	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Rorschach Psychiatrists are cashing in!!!
Saving Lives The new body armor.	Don't Forget the Less Fortunate.. ..this Holiday Season.
Gone with the Wind The old friends started a mock war with their gassy machines.	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Shoo-Fly What really happens when a fly lands on your food for one millisecond
Victories for the Holiday Season More of Life's Little Vics..Holiday-style.	Worry Warrior The woman constantly worried. Always exploring futures where anything could go wrong, she felt compelled to voice her concerns.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Match the Junkie to Their Fix Where have all the corner drug dealers gone?	Live From Death Row Dead Tom Walking.
The Writer's Strike The benefits of the Writer's Strike.	Story Minute: Unhappyland Everyone had to go there once in a while…
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Honeymoon Ahh! Remember your honeymoon. This couple sure can't.	GreyHound Poop Greyhound makes some changes.
Fighting Fowl with Foul Gunther vs. Nature	Splitsville Darling, because the judge declared my missing husband legally dead, we were free to get married!
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Projection I'm sure you'll find this comic strip funny, but maybe I'm projecting a bit.	Wishful Thinking Tastes like chicken!!
What Would it Take? What would it take to get them tossed out?	Story Minute: Multiple Choice She had a couple of dozen personalities. "Brenda"…
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Couch Therapy Freud is rolling over in his grave as we speak.	Overheard.. ..at Qualcomm Evacuee Site in San Diego.
A Scary Story Bloodthirsty zombies!!	Retired Thank you, Nigel. You did a superior job training your replacement.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Ass Burger What kind of diagnosis is this?	What'd You Get This Halloween? Ooh!! Gimme summa dat!!
Secrets of a Cheap Bastard Keef confesses his innermost secrets...	Scary Halloween Halloween myths, witches, ghosts, costume, masks…
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Billy the Bully Why do bullies bully?	Scary House It's easy these days.
Dolphins Win!! Thaaaaaaaa Dolphins Win!! Keef celebrates his favorite team's Championship win.	Story Minute: Gene Pool The genetic test was conclusive – he was going to die.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Masked Wrestler In this comic strip you gotta watch your back. Good luck!	Why Men Don't Eat Their Veggies Nudity!!
Star First there was the big bang. (Or maybe there was something before that – who knows?)	Tax Cuts for the Rich!! ..are bad for America.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: A Short Coffee There a new size coffee in town that'll bowl you over. Check out what I mean in my latest strip!	(cess) Pool "C'mon in!! The Blackwater's fine!!"
Beyond the Valley of Life's Little Victories More of the little things we should celebrate...	Story Minute: Nice Guy’s Finish She always fell for guys who would break her heart.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Who Needs to Pay For… For those of you who value a dollar, here are a couple of ways to cut back on spending, BUT wait...	What about US?!! Other US cities to the happenings in Jena, LA.
Bush's Other Twins Ain't they cute?	Story Minute: Serial Romancer Don Juan wasn’t good-looking, but he didn’t have to be.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Handicap Table What some people will do for a table. Check out what I mean in my latest strip.	Category Six Reports of a storm brewing.
Confesses See what the Church is up to...	The Man and the Moon By the time the wolfman learned of his affliction he’d already met the love of his life.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Yoga Tenderizer A yoga class is put into a compromising position. Check out what I mean in my latest cartoon.	Only the Good (musicians) Die Young It's clinically proven!!
In-Laws In L.A. Keef's in-laws come for a visit..	Burnt Out Exhausted from hiking a sierran peak, a lot of travel and not enough sleep, I finally crashed at Burning Man.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Spare A Dime The homeless have taken it to the next level!	Trapped in the Toilet The next career move for Larry Craig
That's TWO K's.. The first annual Keith Knight Convention.	Dig It Dig a hole right here and you’ll never be unhappy again!
Unique Perspective On the Michael Vick case.	Life's Little Victories Re-Visited More of the tiny stuff we should be celebrating.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Baby Fidel So this is how the whole mess in Cuba started!	The No Spin Zone No Spinning Please...This is what we depend on for our news?
Plastic Sarcastic Plastic bags look great in trees, like airy dancing ornaments!	Let's Impeach before it's too late Cheney attacks Iran...Why they need to be impeached
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Eating For One Media darling, Nicole Ritchie, gets her 'just desserts' in this new comic strip.	The Negative Influence of Wrap We've got to protect our kids from this cultural menace...
Successfully Bitter Why do folks hate it when their favorite bands get popular?	On The Ponte Milvio Following a trend, the young Romans wrote their names on a lock, attached it to a chain on the ancient bridge, and tossed the key into the river.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Goodbye Karl Rove Our little Rovey, all grown up and ready to conquer the world. Check out what I mean in my latest comic strip.	A Comic Strip is Bourne!! Keef gives birth.
Still the Hardest Working Man in Show Business New James Brown material.	Story Minute: Human Guinea Pigs Finally, the scientists could experiment freely with humans.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Homerun 756* Finally, he did it! Now let's move on, please!	Prejudiced Against the Purple Man Since 1966!! Keef admits he's prejudiced.
Doing Whatever is Necessary Candidates and their war chests.	On Nanny It used to be that when certain groups protested outside interference they might couch their derision with the term "Police."
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: New York vs. L.A. There's got to be a reason they call it "New York Pizza" when you're ordering in Los Angeles. Check out my latest strip to find out!	Fantasy Land The San Diego Comic Con attracted 100,000 fans this year. It was too much.
2 Jump or not 2 Jump.. Keef wonders what others are thinking..	African-American Inventions.. ..that we don't appreciate enough..
Story Minute: The Old Witcheroo Being a witch in the 90’s was quite frustrating.	the Original Green Industry Do we get what we pay for?
Mini-Golf for Cheaters!! Keef, leader of "Team Dimpled Balls"..	Tossed Off The old thief saw a vintage story on the T.V. He just stole.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: A Little Gift On the last day of his presidency, Bush has a surprise in store for the new president and for us all. Check out what it is in my latest strip.	Reason #5786.. Stop the Drug War.
R.I.P.Porn Porn pioneer Jim Mitchell is dead...	Manta City She was stuck in a half-dream state, unable to tell fantasy from reality at times.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Too Fat Doctors these days have the bedside manner of a grizzly bear! Check out what I mean in my latest comic strip!	And the Vics Go On.. More of Life's Little Vics..
Confidentially… News Item: "Men indulge in gossip more than women about secret liasons, inept lovers, and overpaid colleagues…"	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: A Few Dumb Men Alberto Gonzalez gets some unsolicited legal advice...
Barry Bonds What's gonna go big at auction..	Let's Do Lunch!! (yeah, right) The novelty of Keef's move is gone...
Gods Want She walked into the Halls of Gods ready to pray and make sacrifices.	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Pulling Strings Guess who's getting deported?
Summer (re)Treat What to do over summer vacation...	Early Training Has a World-class sprinter benefited from bigotry and Ignorance?
The Fibonatural While searching for perfect beauty she learned about the golden rectangle.	Story Minute: World Views When gravity quit, the world changed significantly.
New Greeting Card Lines Coming soon!!	This is Dedicated.. .. to that One Black Kid.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Sammy So-So After much debate over the baseball steroid controversy, I'm satisfied that all a baseball player needs is a good breakfast to keep up their game.	Which Butt Doesn't Belong? Some butts don't belong on the beach...
Story Minute: Spaced Out She had a very specific psychic ability.	Life's Little Vics-Celebration I V-style Keef celebrates Little Victories and the 30th anniversary of Star Wars..
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Honey Bear Gets a Kidney Diabetic Honey Bears just don't learn. Keep your paws out of the cookie jar!	Awn the Rode in Vague-Guess Keef visits his Pops again..
New Ratings System The MPAA is reassessing its motion picture ratings system..	An Inconvenient Fact At the natural history – like Creation Museum in Kentucky, Dinosaurs are depicted as living alongside humans.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Starstruck Surgeries Starbucks has decided to branch off into uncharted territories…double D lattes, hold the foam pleaze.	Sick T.V. A new reality show in the Netherlands..
And the Winner is: The K Chronicles!! Keef wins another award fro Best Comic Strip!!	Snakes On A Plain The sun glinting off the beds bed of nails caught her eye.
Going...Going... ..Gone-zales!!	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Moonshine Crackers Presents I'm on a plane and a woman sitting next to me opens up a box of Cheez-Its. I thought someone pulled off their shoes. Check out how I got the bad taste out of my system in my latest comic strip.
the-K-Chronicles:Undermining_the_Troops..One_Strip_at_a_Time More..evil..liberal...comix!!	Soldier On In a Washington Post article (May 6, 2007) Joel Garreau wrote of a noble robot designed by mark Tilden at Los Alamos Laboratories.
--To--Bee.. Who-is-killing-the-great-bees-of-the-U.S.?	How-Naive!! Drips.
the-K-Chronicles: Ahh..Smashing,-them-Brits Keef-gets-another-person-beat-up..	Edward-C.-Boyd R.I.P.
24 (seconds) Leaves her wantin' more..	I Love Sharks I love sharks because they are sleek and large.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Brown Man Group Brown is the new blue...	3 Word Ban Russell Simmons' call to the record industry..
Random Observations.. ..from a new resident in Los Angeles....	Story Minute: Penmanship Counts She could tell a lot about people by their scrawls…
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Girls Gone Mild! Spring Break will never be the same!	Listen to the Earth It's trying to tell us something.
Dick & Bush talk Birds & Bees Sexy!! Uncle Dick!! Can you tell me about the birds and the bees? Well…we took care of the bees…we’re working on the birds.	Opportunity Knocker The news outfit paid good money to air some student’s video of the massacre.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Not So Extreme Makeover Snip, Nip, Slash, Tuck! Ah there we go…beautiful!	Return of Ye Olde Skateboard Keef comes out of retirement...
The Original Ho He will be missed.	Noblesse Oblige The other night I heard a lively argument coming from the street. I’m not back up! You back up!
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Wesss Side Hopefully you won't end up on this side of town!	The Original Bum Rush Keef honors #42.
How Do I Look? The U.S. (plastic) Surge..	The Battle of the Bottles True Story: If he remembers correctly, it was she who lobbed the first empty. (They’d thrown a party the night before and their hangovers had sparked another nasty fight.)
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: The Mexican Shrink Sometimes clearing the head with Latino wisdom goes a long way!	Bulgarian Rhapsody Dear, I’m worried about you going to Bulgaria for three months so I want to take out a life insurance policy on you.
On-Airhead Another radio talk-show genius!!	Life's Liittle Vics in HD!! More of the tiny things worth celebrating..
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Mexican Card There are some things money can buy…like food.	Three Feet Long How far have we come?
Mojumbo Hey, professor! What’s with the phony Mojumbo box?	After All We've Done For You?!! Get out!!
News-Flash!! It's about time!!	Lisa Nowak: Trendsetter!! The hot new thing coming out of Los Angeles..
Pay Attention! Listen closely, my young clone. Before they wheel me off to the Euthanasia Parlor, I will tell you all my regrets and mistakes so you will know what not to do.	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: American Idle If American Idol had aired in the 80s'…
the Need for Change Keef 's other job...	Nuke Orleans Keef has some advice for the neglected and forgotten Crescent City..
A-Mends I ruffled some feathers recently by riffing on a New York Times article about an award-winning children’s book. A few librarians had objected to the use of the word "Scrotum" and had...	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Spam Buster We've put a man on the moon yet we can't cure Spam!
An Odd Breed Keef examines an interesting breed of L.A. man...	Out of the Frying Pan Snowbound, the small community of religious zealots had run through all their food but the flour, eggs, and milk.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Bush Got a Hummer No stinkin' Prius for Dubya, El Macho!	Strong Black Video Console ..but the game ends too early..
Return of the Keef After three arduous weeks in Los Angeles, Keef returns to San Francisco for a visit..	The Word The book, written for children 8-12, won the prestigious Newbery Medal. Normally, librarians around the country order multiples of these winners for their young readers.
The Three Babysitters Keef & friends have brunch in Harlem...	The Ups and Downs of Childhood How the trials and tribulations of being a kid have changed over the years.
V Day The first time I was at Two Bunch Palms on Valentine’s Day was a few weeks after my marriage exploded.	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Super Size Me Our nation isn't getting fatter, it's getting holier.
R.I.P. Mr. Remote There's been a death in the family...	Home Ech Keef pinpoints why America is in debt and overweight..
Too Rich Listen To This: "In some American Indian tribes, a ceremony to initiate relations with another tribe included the burning of the tribe’s most valuable possession."	Little Known Black History Fact #112 Another obscure Black History fact!
Just Say Whoa!! Keef's first week in Los Angeles..	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Ungolden Fish HMO's are doing wonders for aquatic life…
Telepathetic There weren’t many career options open to women of that era. She could remarry, but she loved here dear, dead husband.	(throw away) the Key to Eternal Life.. It's for your own good..
Overblogged Yeah, yeah, okay ... I'll link to his blog in the morning.	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Heart Attack Man Sez A little indigestion you say?!
A K Klassic.. Keef recalls his first trip to L.A..	Tax Write-Off Last week I went to Las Vegas for a conference on "Skepticism in the Media" that benefited the James Randi Education Foundation.
World's Worst.. ..attempt at getting out of a traffic violation.	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Public Enemy Number One Guess who wants to join Public Enemy?
Land of Life's Little Victories More of the little things we should celebrate...	The Pursuit Of Happiness The more the man wooed the beauty, the more it annoyed her.
Little Known Film Fact A little tidbit that isn't really surprising...	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: FOXY Okay, WHO let the fox in the room...it's ok sweetie, Papa will get you another bunny!
Jackson Pollock Born January 28, 1912	Story Minute: Punctured Fairy Tale She found him charming in a rough, uncouth way.
Inspirational Our president inspires so many people...	Top Moments Keef recalls his top moments during 16 years in the City.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Martin Luther King Googles Himself Even the best of us can be a little vain. Happy Bday Mr. Martin Luther King Jr.	Bad 4 U Definitely not good for U.S...
B.Y.O.F. Keef goes apartment hunting in L.A.	The Blasphemy Challenge She considered the atheist’s challenge to publicly blaspheme against God.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: CSI Solves Its 1000th Case Yawwwn! Is this show ever going to get solved.	No Dollar Left Behind Our education system at work..
Perfectly Human Everybody loved the guy. An inventor family man, philanthropist, and actor, he had humor, looks, fame, and integrity. What was not to like?	Look What I Found!! Keef gets lucky..
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Honey Bear Heres something sweet to start off the New Year!!	Identity Theft Be careful who you're stealing from..
Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Feminist When I was in 4th grade Mr. Ruben held an election to find an artist to represent our class in the school art show.	On the Move.. Keef is moving outta town!!
James Brown James Brown, A.K.A. The hardest working man in show business. A.K.A. The most sampled artist in hip hop history, has left the stage at age 73.	R.I.P. To the Hardest Working Man in Show in Business...
New Year 2007 I don’t usually make resolutions…but I’ve decided to go vegan for 2007.	Help the Coup Recoup Keef asks you to help some fellow artists...
He's Dreaming of a White Christmas David Duke as a boy...	Doggonit A True Story Lots of daredevils and crackpots have tried to navigate the rapids below Niagara Falls in barrels.
Life's Little Victories: Holiday Style!! Take time to celebrate the little things this holiday season..	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: The Jesus Bullet Wishing all of you a Happy Holiday...
Pretty Please? What one little boy needs for Xmas..	The Return of Gravestones and Nightsticks!! The longest running show all across America!!
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: La Madonna and Child Celebrities will do anything for exposure...	In The No Having the most powerful telescope in existence comes with responsibilities, Wilmington. How so, sir?
Another Real Call From Mor-Onstar Always there when you need them.	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Ahh-Men Being raised catholic, I sometimes got confused by the bible…
Here’s Looking At You, Kid Ding Dong! Hello? Who’s that up like a dressed mirror?	Soft Balls Recreational abusement with Keef!!
Just in time for the Holidays.. Big Boobs!!	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Early Signs of A Midlife Crisis Ok, so we all get a little older, but I've got a plan…
So That's How He Did It Commentary on the Michael Richards Race Rant...	Jolie –A Belated Eulogy When I moved in with Allen, Jolie was a young freak, scared of everything and prone to hiding. In the ceiling of our Chelsea apartment.
Nice!! Who are the people in YOUR neighborhood?	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Mox News Channel Ok…so I lean a little to the left...
I Have Seen the Light!! Let the Holiday Season begin!!	On A Steep Hill (Honesty Pill) …So I told the nitwit you were out of town. But that was a lie. How do you justify that?
On the Road Again.. Keef is on his way to Seattle...	The Power of White Privilege Feel the Power!!
Story Minute: Shadow Puppet He found his shadow developing a life of its own. It rocked when it should have rolled…and spewed when it should have chewed.	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Illegal Aliens What would Hollywood do without Illegal Aliens?
How Americans Get Their Sex-Ed News Item: According to a recent survey, most Americans favor comprehensive sex education…	Skateboarding IS... Hip-Hop...You can’t tell me no different…Skateboarders make the urban landscape their canvas…much like graffiti artists do…
Fish Tale They met in a tank at a freak show. Even though they had a lot in common, they were essentially incompatible.	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Hot Dog Eating Contest Why is ESPN covering a hot dog eating contest? This ain't no stinking sport!
Flags of Whose Fathers? Commentary on the new Clint Eastwood film..	Son of Life's Little Victories!! More of the little things we all should appreciate..
Trick or Trick I read here that women’s costumes for Halloween are trending more and more toward sexy.	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Banana Republican I'm not a big fruit lover but Bush sure has it in for apples....
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Are We Lovin' It Yet Ok, so I walked into a McDonalds the other day and…Check out my new comic:	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Cycle of Violence George W and The Statue of Liberty have words. See who comes out on top. Check out my latest comic:
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Mark Foley's Career Change I guess we all think about changing careers at least once in our lives. Check out what Foley chose to go into:	CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Internet Predators Internet Predators are sneaky vile creatures... Check out my latest comic strip!
T.V. Technology For the love of T.V...	The REAL Litmus Test A litte pre-election advice...
The Interpreter …spiders lurching across the Playa…flares and tiny lights wobbling up to heaven…What the heck…? Time to get The Interpreter. She speaks "stoned."	Meanwhile..At the White House.. More Bush fun!!
Cave Art Critics Artists were highly esteemed back in the cave days. The brutes who hunted absolutely believed paints had magical power that helped them kill their prey.	Merry Meandering in the Mid-West Keef gets an invitation to visit Ohio State..
They're Just Naturally More Athletic.. More racial fun!!	What Germans Do Better.. Sausage!!
Flagged Wonderful! Roses! Boyfriend’s Cottage…	Wish I Wasn't Here, Wish You Weren't There Sometimes, the grass ain't always greener...
Headless Chicken What took you so long…	Off to Germany!! Keef returns to Deutschland..
The Newest Extreme Sporting Event Hello? The latest controversial extreme sporting event…The CellPhone 500	At Burning Man Thursday at midnight, I rode out to view the vortex with my three engineers.
Take a Picture, It'll Last longer' Keef discusses a benefit of being a slob..	Who Needs A Stinkin' Gym? Urban Obstacle Course..
Story Minute: No Time To Kill The fiercest rivals are always of the same sex.	Keef is STILL Sick?!! Stephen Notley fills in this week for a sick Keef...
All This 9/11 Stuff Is Making Me Sick Give us the head of Christine Todd Whitman!!	Killer Cactus There weren’t many targets in his neck of the desert, so the hunter shot at Cacti. BLAM! It didn’t matter to him that this type was endangered – he figured he wouldn’t live forever, either.
What Would you Do? Imagine if you will....	Keef is Sick, Sick, Sick!! Andy Singer fills in for sicko Keef...
Keef is Still Sick Guest artist Nina Paley fills in for a sick Keef this week..	Haunted Closet Her outfit that morning cried out for the cashmere sweater with the mink collar.
I will snooze my backups for later... Don't touch my mouse! SoftLogica	U.S. Corporate Shame Another shocking Katrina statistic...
Keef's Barfday Gift!! What Keef got for his 40th birthday...	Butter Nut Everyone loved her cows sculpted from butter because of her ironic use of the medium. In fact, she was a major player at state fairs particularly in the dairy belt.
Unclear of the Concept Keef is sick..Here's a (th)ink classic...	The Gay Gene Keef is sick as a dog this week..Here's a K Chronicles classic!!
A Rock’s Life How long has it been now – 3.5 billion years? It seems longer than that. Look at me. I used to be massive…mighty.	What's up, Doc? Silence can be deadly...
Summer Victories Some more of the little vics we should be celebrating..	Lie Lady Lie She was the Paul Bunyan of denial. Boyfriend walked out on her? No – He was disappeared by the C.I.A.
Darker Sentences Disparities in skin color, Disparities in sentencing..	San Diego Comic Con Highlights Keef reports from his annual pilgrimmage to Geek Mecca...
Bee Queen She was the reigning spelling bee queen of the world.	Dire Forecast.. ..for New orleans.
Mebbe High Gas Prices Ain't So Bad.. Keef looks at the bright side of gas-gouging.	Red Head Matches It’s just too damned hot.
A Sign from Above Bush is HOT, HOT, HOT!!	101 Uses for a Dead Hippie Tips for the regular people.
Punctured Fairy Tale She found him charming in a rough, uncouth way.	The Popular Vote Arizona may soon have the highest voter turnout in history..
On Reflection Hey! Check this Mirror we got in Narcissippi! Turn that knob and it shows how we looked when we were younger!	Life's Little Victories: New Orleans Style Life's Little Victories fresh from the Crescent City!!
Evolution How the human male will evole over the next 25 years..	Cattitude Doctor! You have to put down my cat!
My Secret Identity Revealed!! Keef comes clean about is secret super-power..	Fun With Dick.. Another small footnote in history..
Narcissippi Welcome to Narcissippi. How do I look? Terrific! How do we look?	Movie-Star Sighting!! Keef runs into some famous folk..
Another Reason to Thank Hip-Hop Droopy drawers!!	Funny Money Well, Money Mountain erupted, and Mr. Head burned up all those beautiful green bucks…!
Don't Worry, It's Almost Over A Salute to the World's Biggest Spectacle...	iPod, Therefore i Am The latest in Advertising
Tales of Iraq War comics Comics strips about illegal and brutal U.S. occupation of Iraq.	Adventure Has a Name.. Keef revisits one of his favorite flicks...
Money To Burn Say your prayers! Money Mountain is gonna blow!	Addressing the Problem U.S. acts swiftly to remedy problem overseas..
That’s Rich Look - $1000 Bills! Oh no! Money Mountain is getting ready to blow!!	A Pox on You Keef takes a Learning Annex Course!!
Happy(?) Birthday? 25 years old.	What Gives? What is this, ladies’ – A yard sale?
My (Hammy) Vice BACON!!!	..Hits the Road!! Keef hits the road to recharge the batteries..
Gooood Eatin'!! Hmmmm..Southern Cuisine!!	Head Games We’ve got your maps to money mountain right here! Five bucks or a fifth of liquor.
Marvel Comics' New Characters I wish!!	One Day at Ye Olde White House Correspondent's Dinner What was on Bush's mind when Colbert was tearing him a new one?
Advice Versa Madame 8-Ball – I’m so lonely! Ever since I got this thick skin, women run from me like scared rabbits!	We're in Season!! Commentary on the rise of alligator attacks in Florida..
In Da (Virtual) Club Keef checks out an online niteclub..	Art Crass Hello. We’d like to return this dress. But it seems to be encrusted with – how can I put this politely….?
Anime, the Japanese Comic Sub-Culture! What is anime? For all intents and purposes, this is a style of cartoon animation that has its beginnings in Japan. This particular genre has a distinctive character and aesthetics background that...	Happy Mother's Day Dedicated to Yo Mama!!
Revenge of the Little Victories!! More little stuff we should celebrate..	Day of the Dead Watch out for falling bodies, kids!
Love at First Sight Seen at the Immigration Protest frontline..	Keef's New Job Keef has finally gone legitimate..
Hats Off What are you building next to your casino, Mr. Head?	Get Your Money Right Rappers reach out..
Finished! Done! Kaput!! Keef switches seats...	To Bee Or Not To Bee The killer bees didn’t need no stinking passports…
Earliest Documented Use... of the Race Card...	Keep Your Hand on the.. Keef describes an accident he read about in the paper...
Map Quest Ladies – why sell maps to Money Mountain? Why not just go there yourselves?	The Hip New Disease Far more widespread than the Bird Flu!!
Film Fest Fun!! Keef takes in ye olde Film Fest!!	Body Hopping I understand you got in that body I ordered.
Positive!! Stoopid, stinkin' Liberal Media!!	Rah!! Rah!! Rah!! Tis no surprise that Gee Dubya was a cheerleader in college...
Mr. Head’s Pond Hey, Dollface – go out with me tonight and help me spend my money.	Bill Lester First time in TWO decades!!
Going Over to the Dark Side.. Keef becomes a Bushie for April Fools..	Flipping What are you doing? Fixing the remote…
Happy (?) Anniversary!! We've turned a corner..The insurgency is on its last legs..If we didn't invade, we'd be speaking Iraqi by now..	Global Warning Dead Penguins!! Dead Polar Bears!!
Money Mountain The old woman’s tales are true! There it is! –Money Mountain!	What's the Difference? Scandalous!! So these two guys find a secluded spot where no one is looking...
Poetry in Motion Keef checks out one of his favorite olde school musical scientists..	Worst Case Crap! I just broke my finger-nail!
And the Nominee's Are.. Something's missing in Hollywood..	Ill Sleep When I'm Dead... ..but practice makes perfect!!
The Wishing Well Hey! What’re you doing down there?...I’m digging a wishing well.	Bald vs. Bald Just say no to Bald on Bald crime.
Ahh.. To be Young Again.. Keef pays a visit to his neighbor's place...	Vertigo-Go One of her windows was a liar…
Jury Pools C'mon in!! The water's fine!!	Revenge of Life's little Victories!! More, more more of the little vics you should appreciate...
The Return of the ID I had to scrimp and save for a whole year but I love my new sleeveless dress with its extra-long bust allowance.	A Cruel Joke.. ..to play on a black jogger...
What REALLY Happened.. More adventures with that Dick from the White House..	Paramour Or Less As a kitten, he could only bring her mangled butterflies…
Time to Get Schooled.. Why should the U.S. stop at Black History Month when there's so many more subjects?	How NOT to Start Off.. THE END Keef's wife is out of surgery and in recovery...
Twins, Piqued Here’s the deal: Three days ago he roared off on his motorcycle to buy smokes and we haven’t seen or heard from him since.	About Successful Comic Strips What are the qualities needed for a good comic strip series.
Tampa Police Now Shooting Colored.. Progress is made?	How NOT to Start Off Part Two Keef's Wife goes in for surgery..
The Vampire State Doubledee and Doubledum let a vampire enter their domain. This guy’s no fun!	Race-Mixing Shocking revelation about NASCAR fans..
Long In The Tooth Doubledee and Doubledum, twin catastrophes…I wish something exciting would happen.	How NOT to start off the New Year Mr. & Mrs. Keef get some bad news..
Comic Strips and Their Vast Popularity! Comic strips are almost as popular as comic books in some circles. So I would be remiss if I didn’t compile an article about them...	Black and Blue You can serve, but you can't hide...
Abusement Park When last seen, Doubledee and Doubledum were on a wild post-apocalyptic binge at Liquor World…	One Day in Ye Olde White House.. !@#$%!! - Ye Olde White House...
A Wigga's Badge of Honor !@#$%!!	Time to Eat (Jim) Crow!! Keef recalls a recent trip through Cleveland...
The Invisible Friend He’d had a secret pal ever since he could remember.	Predictions 2006 A look into the crystal ball...
Skins and Needles I need a thicker skin…	Give the Gift of Plastic... Surgery!!
Calendar Girl Instead of getting the same old business calendar for the New Year, I bought one with glamour shots of tropical paradises.	Bush's New Slogan First there was "Mission Accomplished"...
Red Suit, Red Nose, Red Lobster!! Keef gets a grand gift from his lil sis...	Sin City; Antagonist Fatalism or the Ultimate Good vs. Evil? The Sin City DVD blew my mind, or maybe I should say, warped my mind. I haven’t been a great fan of Graphic Novels, but this movie encouraged me to purchase a few of the Sin City books. Frank...
Holiday Fun with Dick and George!! Happy Holidaze from (th)ink!!	The Bad Attraction In search of other survivors of the bird flu disaster, Doubledee and Doubledum go to the magic kingdom of blackout drunks: Liquor World!
Is Nothing Sacred? Keef chronicles the Cell-phone/Bowel Movement..	Ri. P. Goodbye to a Legend...Richard Pryor
Robert Williams Opening 1987: Mary Fleener and I showed up at La Luz De Jesus for a Robert Williams Opening. We were highly polluted...	The Last Saltz Keef thinks (and dreams) that his Dad ingests too much of the white stuff...
Stinkiest Holiday Gift Finalist: Stinkiest gift of the holiday season…	They Did it all for the Tookie!! A Look at California Death Row inmateStanley "Tookie" Williams...
Liquor World Doubledee and Doubledum are looking for other drunks who may have survived the bird flu pandemic…	Holiday Fun!! Giblets!!
The Five Stages of No Internet Access Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance….	The Gifts of the Father Keef makes fun of his Dad again.
The Turkey is Served Happy Thanksgiving!!	Appreciations: David Austin Cartoonists are a funny old mob. When we get together we tend to rave on about nightmare editors, money and the impossibility of coming up with ideas before the deadline. We tend to think in black...
Running On Empty Doubledee and Doubledum, shortly after the Bird Flue calamity…	Be Thankful for Life's Little Vics!! 'Tis Time to give Thanks for the little things in life...
Obituary: David Austin Guardian pocket cartoonist with a sceptically humanist view of the news.	Rapper's Latest Beef? Ahh..the Glory of Capitalism...
Material Girls Doubledee and Doubledum, survivors of a Global Pandemic, soberly (for once) assess their situation….	Arch-Enemies: They're Good For You Keef gives props to his arch-enemies...
Worst Pick-up Line Ham!!	The Optimists When we last saw Doubledee and Doubledum, they were drinking like there was no tomorrow…
The Miracle of Nature Keef recalls a trip his in-laws took to Ano Nuevo.	Comic Book Industry Errors, Part 2 Although lacking in popularity for years, the mid-50s through early 60s brought back a resurgence of the superheroes. This in itself was not bad, especially since I like superheroes...
Mr. Head-Butter Why do people call you Mr. Head-Butter?	R.I.P.: Rosa Inspirational Parks Thank you Sister Rosa...
Dick Love Keef finally breaks down and confoesses his undying love for our esteemed Vice President.	Blunders the Comic book Industry Brought on Themselves What has gone wrong within the comic book industry and can it be fixed? The rape and pillage, in the eyes of some, may have left the comic book industry gasping for life support...
Cuckoo's Nest As if the U.S. Military doesn't have enough stuff to do..	Midwest Tour Report Keef checks in whilst on his midwest book tour.
Sabotage HA! Tap Tap Tap Tap…	Getting Back to Normal.. New Orleans seems to be getting back to normai quicker than expected...
What Me & Luke Skywalker Have in Common Keef gives props to his Great Uncle..	Devil In Disguise Story Minute: A stranger finds Madame Asgar in her tent….
Conspiracy Theory #865127 The Bill Bennett/John Roberts connection...	Swing Low Sweet Golf Cart Keef comes face to ass with Tiger Woods!!
Punch Drunks Double-D & Doubledum got their mitts on the ID Lid, the ultimate hangover cure.	The Education President Keef points out the positive aspect of the War in Iraq..
One ID in idiot The lady scientist has become addicted to her own invention, the ID Lid, which acts out on the wearer’s Dark or Secret impulses.	Le Victor Eez More of Life's Little Vics..
Bush Prayer Bush seeks more guidance...	Bad for Ewe. We're all a buncha SHEEP!!.
Comic Book History, Fascinating! The origins of the comic book are somewhat controversial and perhaps the jury is still out on comic book history...	Who’s the Boss? Look Out! – Untempered by social mores, this inventor’s hat acts on the wearer’s darkest impulses.
Seems Like Olde Times Historical Deja Vu!!	Vatican Probe The Vatican's new search..
Story Minute: Better To Give Oh, no - - not again!	Time to Give Back Keef kicks off his New Orleans fundraising drive.
Put a ID on it But officer – I didn’t do it! My ID lid did it!	No Child Left Behind The one policy Bush is gonna stick to.
Comic Book Collecting, I Can’t Get Enough! Have you ever read a comic book before? I imagine just about everyone, at some time in their life, has read at least one comic book. But do your interests and enjoyment level go beyond that?	Escape from New Orleans Keef describes a dream he had about his beloved New Orleans & Gee Dubya Bush...
Looting vs. Finding It's not what you do..it's who you are...	The ID Lid Hiya, handsome!
One Day on Ye Olde Public Bus.. Keef describes a most interesting trip on public transportation...	the Continuing Adventures of Curious George If he ignores them, they will just go away...
Darwin or Lose I reject the notion that any controversy over the evolution even exists!	Pick a Lie...Any Lie.. General common sense comix!!
Military Recruitment The U.S. works to attract the hip-hop generation...	The Assistant Here’s our proposal: The Trump and Martha Stewart shows have proved highly successful, and we’d like to expand our Franchise with a cartoonist.
On Strike!! Keef plays hardball with his family back east...	Finalist: Uplifting the Race Award from the station that brought you the hilarious "tsunami song"..
What is a Comic Book Price Guide? A comic book price guide is a great tool for determining what your comic books are estimated to be worth in the market today. The going worth of individual comic books can range all over the board.	Hate: Then & Now Then…What.?! Voot! What?! What?! What?!
The Decline of Western Civilization Part 3 Keef recalls his first step into a Karaoke Bar..	New Recruiting Slogan The Military is counting on the President for at least a little help..
The Invisibles: Laid Off Hard times ahead, Louise – I’m out of a job.	Here's to Three Years.. Keef' s Wedding Anniversary strip..
Discover the Truth about Comic Book Collection; Nerdy Geeks or Shrewd Investors? The fine art of comic book collecting. Is it a hobby or can a comic book collection be an investment?	'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy.. Startling revelation from a book about Jimi Hendrix..
Recovery Self-help audio book…	Anti-White since 1992!! One Day at Ye Olde Comic-Con...
Average Joe I hate being invisible.	Burn, Baby, Burn!! Commentary on a new product recently released...
Visualize the Victories!! More of Life's Little Victories!!	Mickey Deez Seeks Extreme Makeover McDonalds continues to go "Hip Hop"..
Good Grief Kids, listen – I don’t want you to cry anymore because Spam died, so I’m taking you to Disneyland!	Home is Where the Fart Is Keef ponders the 14 years spent in his San Francisco flat..
Perjury Per Jury Lil' Kim is sentenced to jail!!	Busted Frank, I don’t understand what’s gone wrong with our marriage.
Just Say No... Keef's Anti-Drug strip	Memin Pinguin Commentary on a series of stamps recently issued by the Mexican Post Office.
The Invisibles Package for Frank Invisible. Sign on line 20…	Bidil Me This, Blackman Keef suspiciously looks at the new drug made especially for African-Americans..
The Gomer Pile Mom, why did you throw a boulder on top of my fiancé?	Raparations ham!!
Past Tents/Future Tents Keef breaks out his new tent for the summer...	All Apologies More apologies on their way....50 years too late
Bold and Boulder That’s my fiancé down there, and he appears to be dead!	An Imminent Throat Keef details our generation's "Deep Throat"
Innovative Child-Rearing Some parents have it easy...	Lover’s Leap The Checked Libido has taken her fool home to meet mother.
Food Faux Pas Keef's gettin' crabby about "crab"...	Beats and Rhymes Snoop reacts to alleged assault claim...
Que Sera, Ceramics Because it is spring the Checked Libido emerged from her cave and fell in love with the first fool who made her laugh.	Crashin' the Oprah Party Keef infiltrates the Oprah compound, to mix and mingle with heroes...
Because He's a Life President More bush...	Slap-Stickler The Checked Libido has hooked up with an idiot whose every move leave her breathless with laughter and hot to trot!
Revenge of the Vics More of Life's Little Victories...	You are What You Eat Oh, c'mon...it's just a joke.
Beau Jest The checked libido has finally found a boyfriend on whom she can unleash her passions, a guy who can make her laugh!	Bay 2 Breakers Keef takes in San Francisco's annual half-marathon..
Bad Humor In this demonstration we will pinpoint the differences between human male and female senses of humor.	Behind the Mask Urban areas address homeless issue...
One Minuteman Keef heads to the border to join the Minutemen!!	Laff Riot It’s finals week at the Laughing Academy…
Urban Tricks Tricks of the trade guaranteed to make urban living easier...	Progress? Commentary on the Jennifer Wilbanks scandal...
The Checked Libido Fathers! Keep your sons indoors!	A Long time Ago, In a Galaxy Far, Far Away Keef lies in wait for the new Star Wars movie...
Got Beef? How hip-hop rivalries begin..	Vane Attempts L.A. doesn’t have much weather, so there are few interesting weathervanes.
Behind Bars!! Keef goes to jail!!	Pay 'n' Wipe More weird stuff from Florida..
Booby-Hatched Her life was too straight-laced and boring.	Behold!! The Anti-Fanboy!! Keef meets the President of his anti-fan club...
M.L.K. Blvd. Anytown, U.S.A. I wonder what he'd say..	For My Dad I’d been thinking about my dad a lot lately…
Life Little Victories #3914-3918. More of the little things we should be celebrating....	'the Overzealous Integrationist ..strikes again!!
Fairy Tale Ending ZZZZZZZZ…Hey! Get outta that bed!	Here's the Beef!! Keef's wife has been feelin' like a piece of meat...for good reason.
Mickey Deez be actin' Wack wit da Big Mac McDonald's desperately tries to go Hip-Hop..	Wall Banger Bang, Bang, Bang….
Turning a Corner More stinkin' liberal comixxx!!	Back in the Day.. We did things different, back in the day...
The Hair Club for Men Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!	Getting Deep w/ Deepak Keef's wife turns him onto meditation...
Black-n-White Movies How Hollywood sees various on-screen couplings..	The Other Rapunzel Your daughter is lovely. I have a daughter, too, you know.
May cause Internal Bleeding, Drowsiness, Loss of Appetite, Random Bowel Movements... DRUGS!! DRUGS!! DRUGS!!	$urvey $ez... Odd results of a Minority Wealth magazine survey about building wealth..
Where there Was a Will, there Was a Way Keef pays homage to the late, great Will Eisner...	Laundry Girl She had a peculiar talent for doing laundry.
Psych 1 Once upon a time, some right-wing marketing genius assigned the color red to conservative-leaning states, and blue to liberal and moderate states.	Diary of a Happy Black Man A big surprise at the box office...
White House Visit Keef imagines himself visiting the Oval Office with his beloved World Champion Red Sox...	Smokin' Wead Gee Dubya contemplates what to do about recent tapes that have surfaced..
Sphinxter Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.	One Day at Ye Olde Press Conference Keef takes questions from the press about his new book..
Creation Myth Tehveh, daughter of the God of Squander, fell in love with Shill, son of Sponsorius. Shill was salted to join his future father-in-law in the God business.	Black-balled Nike reaches out during Black History Month..
Fun with a Gun!! Keef flexes his street credibility by recalling the time he and his cuz "robbed " a fast-food place..	Moon-Head Zowie!!..............................................
Black History in the Making Keep an eye out for this "Young"-ster..	the War on Social Security You didn't know? Social Security was in on Sept. 11th, too!!
Return of Life's Little Vics!! More of YOUR little victories...	Iraqi Election Results Is it really that surprising?..
Love Struck Why doesn't she respond to my song? Maybe these pebbles will do the trick.	Control Doll Move it to the left! No...Stop! Don't step on the cat!
Swearing In Inaugural observation...	A Soldes Story More of Keef in gay Paree....
Justice Is (finally) Served? 40 Years Later?	Argument General complaint generated by self-pity.
French Poo-dle Keef on vacation in Paris!!	Outsource? Of Course!! Outsource reaches new highs..and lows.
Kitty Kitty News Item: A Texas woman paid $50,000 for a clone of her deceased pet cat, Little Nicky, the first such clone-to-order sale in the US.	G'day Bidet Keef discovers the joy of "the toilet that pisses back."
Time Share I have to undo some thing stupid I did.	'Roid (unde)Rage kids + steroids = Ha!!
King of the Monsters Keef celebrates the 50th birthday of one of his favorite movie stars.	When Kids go Bad... ..in Minnesota!!
Close the Window One dark night in Keef's bedroom...	New Year 2005 Sunny acres retirement home...SCREEECH!!
Black Woman's Burden Bad news for African-American women..	Cutting the Cord Keef's holiday gift to himself...
Silent Night Slam! Uh-ho. Mom's in a rage again...	Found Art, Modified Waylay by Carol Lay (12/15/04)
Dangerous Music What is to blame for this latest niteclub tragedy?	Scandal!! Keef confesses that he's got something in common with some of today's pumped up athletes...
Air (Raid) Jordan Recent news about Michael Jordan's older brother..	Life's lil' victories More of the liitle things we should be celebratin'..
Sky-Writer Driving home from the gym I saw a skywriter start a loop.	Holiday Meal Leftovers The things that can't seem to go away..
Function Follows Form Oh, no! Not again!	Family Fun Keef is in Boston visiting with his lovely niece...
Basketbrawl Commentary on the Pistons/Pacers "Love-In"..	Dead Men Tell No Lies Geez, your dad's obituary is like two pages longs!
in New York City!! Keef checks out his pals new pad in the Big Apple...	Black Coffee The rise of Black-owned cafes..
Over the Hill Keef meets a lady THAT IS ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE YEARS OLD!!	On the Horns of a Dilemma What handsome horns!
Black Sleep Results from a recent study...	Mea Culpa Last week I made a mistake. I trusted an Internet rumor that attributed Dan Quayle quotes to our current president.
Post Election Collection Bets were made, winnings were paid...

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