Animals Jokes
If you know the real reason why the chicken crossed the road, animal jokes must be part of your humor repertoire. Take a break from your hectic day with a small dose of animal humor. Animal jokes provide the best type of comic (and stress) relief. Get your kicks with a little bit of animal humor.
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| Know any smart dogs? Here's one... |
Monkey! Yeah okay, read it carefully so you understand it... |
| Dead Bird Two blondes!! One day two blondes were ... |
Hungry Monkey Very Funny (and kind of disgusting) |
| Mummy Polar Bear and Baby Polar Bear A Mummy polar bear and a Baby polar bear are sitting on and iceberg . . . |
Bear hunting Redneck hunting trip. These two old boys asked to borrow my hunting camp up in the... |
| The chicken-and-egg debate resolved The chicken-and-egg debate resolved Possibly the Very Best Chicken Joke Yet..... |
Spider Joke Why did the spider cross the road? |
| Dog Out Of Gas Dity. Little Johnnie wants to take his dog Fluffy for a walk. |
Why Fish Smell! One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in... |
| A Chicken of a Pilot Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. |
Last Wish A cowboy is riding his horse through old Oklahoma, when all of a sudden he is captured by a tribe of indians. |
| A Blonde On Horseback A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. |
Little Johnny: Poor Frogs Little Johnny is late to class one day and the teacher asks him... |
| Run Dog Run Can he do it?? |
How to Catch a Bear Don't really try this. |
| Doggie Goes Out For A Job A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the... |
The Best Chicken Joke Ever Why did the chicken... |
| The Frog And The Endowed A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's been a little too... |
The Truth about Reindeer I've sumbitted enough jokes bashing on women, I should put in one that doesn't. |
| Variations on Chicken Road Crossings Here are a few entertaining variations on answers to the question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Read and... | |