Your Muma Best Jokes Eva!!!

Sick jokes...
Your mummy is so fat she needs two seats to sit down.

Your dad is so bald that people mistake him as a bald hedgehog

You smell so bad that people say "wait one second can you smell some fish?"

People don’t like you so much that they don’t even speak to you

Please leave comments…I love you all

By joseph osborne
Published: 6/25/2008
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