Your Mother Lol For Real

Yo momma so...
Yo momma so fat that she has to lean back to swallow!

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the weight scale it said "to be continued".

Yo momma so fat that the US Army used her panties for a parashoot!

Yo momma panties stinks so badly that the US government used her panties to push the Mexicans away.

Yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter daylight saving time.

Yo momma so fat that she could be the eighth continent!

Yo mom is like the Bronx Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.

Yo momma is so fat that her belt size is equator.


By RICARDO Hernandez
Published: 2/14/2009
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