Yo Momma

Well... yo momma is so stupid I said drinks are on the house and she got my ladders...
Yo momma so hairy she went to outer space and NASA said hay look there’s Chewbacca!!!

Yo momma do bold you can see what’s on her mind

Yo momma so fat the weight board said to be continued...

Yo momma so old she mated with a pig off Noah’s Ark

Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry

Yo momma so ugly she went to an ugly contest and they said no professionals please!....

By peter ratcliffe
Published: 6/2/2008
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